# Hey Zenster, you cowardly hypocritical whiny shit head! FUCK YOU! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 10, 2003, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zenster-you-cowardly-hypocritical-whiny-shit-head-fuck-you/167677 "2003-04-10T00:35:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zenster-you-cowardly-hypocritical-whiny-shit-head-fuck-you/167677/1 "2003-04-10T00:35:36Z")
I’ve had enough of your egotistical “holier than thou” attitude, you jackass. In **Collunsbury’s** thread, [I know nothing about arab culture, yet feel free to rant about it,](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=174405&highlight=arab+culture) the following exchange occurs: [Note: I’ve posted all this quotes before, explained later.] Zenster starts off with * * * ## Originally posted by Zenster This says everything. If I were a moderator, I’d have my quivering finger less than one millimeter above the “BAN NOW” button. Restrained, of course, only by the enduring notion of free speech. To which I replied: ## quote: ## Originally posted by Aslan2 Nitpick: Only Admins can ban. Which you replied with: ## quote: ## Originally posted by Zenster This says everything. If I were a moderator, I’d have my quivering finger less than one millimeter above the “BAN NOW” button. Restrained, of course, only by the enduring notion of free speech. ## quote: ## Originally posted by Aslan2 Nitpick: Only Admins can ban. What part of “If I were an administrator …” do you not understand? Obviously, most of it. * * * From Sublight ## quote: Originally posted by Sublight quoth Zenster: (1) “If I were a moderator…” (2) “What part of “If I were an administrator …” do you not understand?” ## Well, that odd mis-spelling of “administrator” in your first quote would be a good start. ## quote: ## Originally posted by Zenster ## Originally posted by Aslan2 … Word has it a man, who could quit [QUITE] possibly be from iraq, sneezed! … Gotta love these illiterate and idiotic morons! Fucking PROOFREAD your posts, ASSHOLE! * * * ## I replied: quote: ## Originally posted by Zenster Gotta love these illiterate and idiotic morons! Fucking PROOFREAD your posts, ASSHOLE! ## IRONY READING… OFF THE WALL! ## He posted: Originally posted by Zenster ## Have you bothered to check in at the GD Original Sin debate? I didn’t think so. In fact, I don’t see where you are making any sort of significant contribution to these boards. I welcome your efforts to prove me wrong. Show me a +1,000 reply thread you have started lately and I’ll cheerfully apologize. No, I have not, you goat fucking moron. I have made plenty of contributions, and I’m sure plenty of dopers think I’ve made good contributions to this board. Having a 1000+ post thread doesn’t equal you being a great poster, or even a 10000 post thread. More posts does not equal better, especially in your case. I could’ve put up with your comments, for your unbleiviable assholeishness that you showed. No, you had to rub it in. [This thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=175896&pagenumber=1) Did you honestly expect anything but flaming from starting a thread on people’s spelling? Hmm? Well, after about 40 or so posts(including me posting the above quotes and asking for an admittance of a honest mistake) of people correcting you, I would’ve thought a admittance of wrong doing. Instead, we get > [@](#): > > Originally posted by Zenster > This is not about a single error in a post. This is not (so much) about grammar. This is about blatant misspellings and ridiculous mis-wordings. > > Those of you wasting your time parsing my entire post must have dangerous quantities of spare time. > > I couldn’t care less what you think of my writing style. Many others praise me for it and your brickbats mean doodley-squat. I’m confident most of you know what I mean. Those of you who don’t, reread the OP. > > That is all. OH THE MOTHERFUCKING IRONY!! Mr. Anal FUCKING Retentive trying to tell us that WE don’t have lifes for calling him on his spelling mistakes in a rant about people making too many spelling and grammar mistakes. Since you refuse to address the issue the issue in collunsbury’s thread or yours, what do you have to say in your defense? ps. And please excuse any spelling or grammar mistakes I make. I try to avoid them, and I’m usally able to do so. I’m not perfect, unlike zenster. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zenster-you-cowardly-hypocritical-whiny-shit-head-fuck-you/167677/2 "2003-04-10T00:45:44Z")
Spelling and grammar mistakes I can live with. But use to learn the fucking “quote” function, because that shit is impossible to read. ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zenster-you-cowardly-hypocritical-whiny-shit-head-fuck-you/167677/3 "2003-04-10T00:48:59Z")
Yeah, what **Miller** said. I don’t have the first fucking clue what went on there. Haj ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zenster-you-cowardly-hypocritical-whiny-shit-head-fuck-you/167677/4 "2003-04-10T00:55:18Z")
Didn’t you make this exact same point in the second thread? Just because **Zenster** didn’t acknowledge it there doesn’t mean you should start up a new thread for it. Now, I agree that he acted like an ass, and in light of what happened he’s the last person who should be starting a “You’re a moron if you don’t proofread” thread, but continuing to bring this up is making you look bad. Others have read the thread. They know what happened. Let it go. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zenster-you-cowardly-hypocritical-whiny-shit-head-fuck-you/167677/5 "2003-04-10T00:57:24Z")
Did that whole “I said administrator! No, but I wanted to!” thing ever get resolved, or is your point, **Aslan2** , that **Zenster** , upon seeing the error of his ways, chose not to address that but call you an “illiterate and idiotic moron”? ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zenster-you-cowardly-hypocritical-whiny-shit-head-fuck-you/167677/6 "2003-04-10T01:02:20Z")
It was never about who got to say if it was mod or admin. He said “If I were a mod… I would ban you” and then I said “Only admins can ban”. Then he makes it sound like he said something comepletely different. The problem I have is, he says mod and it’s admin, I say it and then he makes a big deal like I’m some sort of moron. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zenster-you-cowardly-hypocritical-whiny-shit-head-fuck-you/167677/7 "2003-04-10T01:35:00Z")
I think he called you a moron because you made a typo/spelling mistake. ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zenster-you-cowardly-hypocritical-whiny-shit-head-fuck-you/167677/8 "2003-04-10T01:39:45Z")
At first, when he called me an asshole for the post that you quoted, I was a bit distressed that a poster I deeply respected was so upset over something I’d said in humor. But then I realized I had mixed up **Zenster** in my mind with **zev\_steinhardt** , and I stopped worrying. ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Barber\_s\_Underwear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/58f4c7/32.png) [@Tony\_Barber\_s\_Underwear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Barber_s_Underwear)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zenster-you-cowardly-hypocritical-whiny-shit-head-fuck-you/167677/9 "2003-04-10T01:53:44Z")
He’s a tosser. ---
**Author:** ![Briny\_Deep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/briny_deep/32/17188_2.png) [@Briny\_Deep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briny_Deep)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zenster-you-cowardly-hypocritical-whiny-shit-head-fuck-you/167677/10 "2003-04-10T01:54:28Z")
Aslan: You were right, and he was wrong. Now, rise above it. ---
**Author:** ![DrLizardo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5fc32e/32.png) [@DrLizardo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrLizardo)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zenster-you-cowardly-hypocritical-whiny-shit-head-fuck-you/167677/11 "2003-04-10T02:14:09Z")
Iampunha: Akshually, he sed any one hoo maykes spelling errurs was a moworon. And he did it in a post with multiple grammatical errors to boot! So I’m inclined to agree with the general sentiment just based on that. ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zenster-you-cowardly-hypocritical-whiny-shit-head-fuck-you/167677/12 "2003-04-10T02:24:04Z")
I’m just wondering if **Fingolfin** ’s thread on what LOTR would be like if written by other authors makes him the best contributor to the board EVAR. After all, it had, what, thousands of replies and hundreds of thousands of views? Just using Zen logic. ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zenster-you-cowardly-hypocritical-whiny-shit-head-fuck-you/167677/13 "2003-04-10T02:26:19Z")
iampunha: Yes. After him being told he made a mistake. Correcting spelling mistakes is very childish. All I was doing was telling him “Mods can’t ban, only admins can’t.” Essentially getting rid of some of his ignorance, by telling him that. He decided to follow up by being an asshole. And after that he dared to bitch about people who didn’t proofread and spellcheck, and ran way because we “had no life” because we corrected his spelling and grammar mistakes I wish to have an explanation of some sort how he thinks we should have to put up with such an assholish attitude. ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zenster-you-cowardly-hypocritical-whiny-shit-head-fuck-you/167677/14 "2003-04-10T02:29:17Z")
Not to throw a wrench into anyone’s works here, but mods can ban. We just don’t in cases of regular posters. Now can you please go away and clear the Pit for an interesting thread? kthxbye. ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zenster-you-cowardly-hypocritical-whiny-shit-head-fuck-you/167677/15 "2003-04-10T02:35:33Z")
I did not know that. At every other board I’ve been to, it’s only admins that could ban users. I thought it was the same here, becuase I’d only read administrators here saying they banned someone. ---
**Author:** ![Melandry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Melandry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melandry)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zenster-you-cowardly-hypocritical-whiny-shit-head-fuck-you/167677/16 "2003-04-10T02:36:06Z")
I can’t believe I’m so bored I’m going to put in proper quote tags to make the OP legible. Note: this does not mean I’ve checked the accuracy of all these quotes, although I did read the linked thread. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aslan2 \* > I’ve had enough of your egotistical “holier than thou” attitude, you jackass. > In **Collunsbury’s** thread, [I know nothing about arab culture, yet feel free to rant about it,](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=174405&highlight=arab+culture) the following exchange occurs: > [Note: I’ve posted all this quotes before, explained later.] > Zenster starts off with: > > > [@](#): > > > > _Originally posted by Zenster_ > > \*\*This says everything. If I were a moderator, I’d have my quivering finger less than one millimeter above the “BAN NOW” button. Restrained, of course, only by the enduring notion of free speech. > > \*\* > To which I replied: > > > [@](#): > > > > _Originally posted by Aslan2_ > > \*\*Nitpick: > > Only Admins can ban. > > \*\* > Which you replied with: > > > [@](#): > > > > _Originally posted by Zenster_ > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > _Originally posted by Zenster_ > > > This says everything. If I were a moderator, I’d have my quivering finger less than one millimeter above the “BAN NOW” button. Restrained, of course, only by the enduring notion of free speech. > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > _Originally posted by Aslan2_ > > > Nitpick: > > > Only Admins can ban. > > > > **What part of “If I were an administrator …” do you not understand? Obviously, most of it.** > > From Sublight: > > > [@](#): > > > > _Originally posted by Sublight_ > > \*\*quoth Zenster: > > > > (1) “If I were a moderator…” > > > > (2) “What part of “If I were an administrator …” do you not understand?” > > > > Well, that odd mis-spelling of “administrator” in your first quote would be a good start. > > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > _Originally posted by Zenster_ > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > _Originally posted by Aslan2_ > > > … Word has it a man, who could quit [QUITE] possibly be from iraq, sneezed! … > > > > \*\*Gotta love these illiterate and idiotic morons! > > Fucking PROOFREAD your posts, ASSHOLE! > > \*\* > I replied: > > > [@](#): > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > _Originally posted by Zenster_ > > > Gotta love these illiterate and idiotic morons! > > > Fucking PROOFREAD your posts, ASSHOLE! > > > > \*\* > > > > IRONY READING… OFF THE WALL!\*\* > > He posted: > > > [@](#): > > > > _Originally posted by Zenster_ > > \*\* > > Have you bothered to check in at the GD Original Sin debate? I didn’t think so. In fact, I don’t see where you are making any sort of significant contribution to these boards. I welcome your efforts to prove me wrong. Show me a +1,000 reply thread you have started lately and I’ll cheerfully apologize. > > \*\* > No, I have not, you goat fucking moron. I have made plenty of contributions, and I’m sure plenty of dopers think I’ve made good contributions to this board. Having a 1000+ post thread doesn’t equal you being a great poster, or even a 10000 post thread. More posts does not equal better, especially in your case. > I could’ve put up with your comments, for your unbleiviable assholeishness that you showed. > No, you had to rub it in. > > [This thread.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=175896&pagenumber=1) > Did you honestly expect anything but flaming from starting a thread on people’s spelling? Hmm? > Well, after about 40 or so posts(including me posting the above quotes and asking for an admittance of a honest mistake) of people correcting you, I would’ve thought a admittance of wrong doing. > Instead, we get > > OH THE MOTHERFUCKING IRONY!! Mr. Anal FUCKING Retentive trying to tell us that WE don’t have lifes for calling him on his spelling mistakes in a rant about people making too many spelling and grammar mistakes. > > Since you refuse to address the issue the issue in collunsbury’s thread or yours, what do you have to say in your defense? > > ps. And please excuse any spelling or grammar mistakes I make. I try to avoid them, and I’m usally able to do so. I’m not perfect, unlike zenster. ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zenster-you-cowardly-hypocritical-whiny-shit-head-fuck-you/167677/17 "2003-04-10T02:49:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Melandry \* > \*\*I can’t believe I’m so bored I’m going to put in proper quote tags to make the OP legible. \*\* Wow. Now that’s some _real_ boredom! But y’know, I think the OP with corrected coding should be eligible for some sort of award: Most Effort Put Into An Extremely Petty Complaint. ---
**Author:** ![Melandry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Melandry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melandry)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zenster-you-cowardly-hypocritical-whiny-shit-head-fuck-you/167677/18 "2003-04-10T02:53:07Z")
Well, actually, I was able to read the OP in its original state, and felt there was a valid complaint there. So when some people said that it was hard to follow the OP because of the lack of quote tags, I figured I would do a good turn and add them so that this complaint could reach a wider audience. Or something. Mostly I was just bored. ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zenster-you-cowardly-hypocritical-whiny-shit-head-fuck-you/167677/19 "2003-04-10T03:03:35Z")
Yeah, I think he’s got a valid complaint. Thing is though, he’s already made it in two other threads—the one in which the offense occured and **Zenster** ’s spelling thread. Is it really worth _yet another_ thread? If it had been me, I’d have been satisfied with simply saying “Fuck you, asshole” to Zenster in the original thread. This just makes **Aslan** look like a crybaby. IMHO, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\ **Post date:** [April 10, 2003, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zenster-you-cowardly-hypocritical-whiny-shit-head-fuck-you/167677/20 "2003-04-10T03:13:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by manhattan \* > \*\*Not to throw a wrench into anyone’s works here, but mods can ban. We just don’t in cases of regular posters. > > \*\* They trust **you** with a loaded banning gun? Hey! hey! Watch where you’re pointing that thing! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hey-zenster-you-cowardly-hypocritical-whiny-shit-head-fuck-you/167677.md?page=2)