# Hi Again

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-again/249997>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 12, 2004, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-again/249997 "2004-06-12T18:11:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Blonde\_Keira](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8edcca/32.png) [@Blonde\_Keira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde_Keira)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-again/249997/21 "2004-06-12T19:45:52Z")

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> [@Crunchy Frog](#):
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> Oooookay…  
> Even though I should ask for ID, [here’s a link](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=45629) to a thread which will clear up a reference commonly made here on the SDMB. **Aha** sums it up (in a nice a way as one can say it) in the second post to that thread. You’ve been warned.  
> [Cue ominous music]
> 
> And just a heads-up: that thread seems to be a bit old, so please for anyone reading it, don’t post to it and bump it up again.

Ew, ok i read it and ya, it is quite disturbing and im sooo glad i didnt go to get my lunch at that moment in time…

thanks for the …umm…lovely explanation 😃

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-again/249997/22 "2004-06-12T19:49:03Z")

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You’ve now been let in on one of the many inside jokes here on the SDMB.

Next lesson: The Power of OG!  
(But that’s probably going to be much later since I get to go home in ten minutes.)

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**Author:** ![Blonde\_Keira](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8edcca/32.png) [@Blonde\_Keira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde_Keira)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-again/249997/23 "2004-06-12T19:51:10Z")

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> [@Crunchy Frog](#):
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> You’ve now been let in on one of the many inside jokes here on the SDMB.
> 
> Next lesson: The Power of OG!  
> (But that’s probably going to be much later since I get to go home in ten minutes.)

Well i can tell ya im very much looking forward to the next lesson  
Cant wait 🙂

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-again/249997/24 "2004-06-12T19:57:27Z")

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> [@Blonde Keira](#):
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> Well i can tell ya im very much looking forward to the next lesson

Did I forget to mention that for the next lesson you have to be naked? Really, those are the rules. I’m not making this up.

C’mon Dopers, back me up on this.

Anyone?

She has to be naked right?

C’mon someone back me up on this, do a Frog a favor!

[crickets chriping]

grumble grumble… ya bunch of asshats… grumble

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**Author:** ![Blonde\_Keira](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8edcca/32.png) [@Blonde\_Keira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde_Keira)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-again/249997/25 "2004-06-12T20:00:36Z")

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> [@Crunchy Frog](#):
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> Did I forget to mention that for the next lesson you have to be naked? Really, those are the rules. I’m not making this up.
> 
> C’mon Dopers, back me up on this.
> 
> Anyone?
> 
> She has to be naked right?
> 
> C’mon someone back me up on this, do a Frog a favor!
> 
> [crickets chriping]
> 
> grumble grumble… ya bunch of asshats… grumble

Haha nice try hun, but unfortunately for you im not **that** gullible…

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**Author:** ![ParentalAdvisory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/53a042/32.png) [@ParentalAdvisory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParentalAdvisory)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-again/249997/26 "2004-06-12T21:30:03Z")

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I think the naked rule _is_ mentioned in [Section 203.17 Part D](http://TheRules). The database for the rules is currently down though, we’ll just have to go and assume naked.

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**Author:** ![Tusculan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Tusculan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tusculan)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-again/249997/27 "2004-06-12T21:58:07Z")

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> [@flamingbananas](#):
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> Hey! You never did that for ME! And I’m YOUNGER then she is!! _pouts in corner_

Any kid whose bananas are flaming has more urgent matters to attend to than safeproofing. Alternatively, if you can manage allright with flaming bananas I guess you can handle yourself just fine. Take your pick. 🆒

Oh, and welcome to the SDMB, **Keira**. You seem to have passed the gullibility test (you _do_ know that word isn’t in the dictionary, do you?), which however makes us wonder whether you’re really blonde. Whoops, strike that, didn’t mean to say that.

Anyways, be cool, chill. If you are angry and want to post nasty words, step away from the keyboard and take a deep breath, or type your post but don’t submit. That will make you go a long way in surviving around these parts. For the rest I’ll second the remarks of others. You haven’t committed any grave mistakes, so go and have fun.

Lemme walk you through the other posters. **tomndebb** is a venerable poster and very reliable, even if we have never seen any proof that there actually is a debb. You can learn a lot from him. \*\*The asbestos mango[b/] is a good person, even though mangoes are vile and asbestos is bad for your health. **Crunchy Frog** is a fun poster who really is crunchy, otherwise it would be false advertising. **Really** used to be called **dutchboy208** , which he prefers to forget, and is also fun in a more juvenile way. And I’m a bit drunk and posting nonetheless, which is a bad idea. It is called ‘posting under influence’. Don’t do it.

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**Author:** ![Tusculan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Tusculan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tusculan)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-again/249997/28 "2004-06-12T22:00:33Z")

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Oh, and perview is your friend.

Yes, that _is_ intentional.

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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-again/249997/29 "2004-06-12T22:34:08Z")

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[There is another use for goats. CLICK HERE to learn.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=41020&highlight=orbit+goat)

Goats…the Final Frontier…

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-again/249997/30 "2004-06-12T22:54:11Z")

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> [@Crunchy Frog](#):
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> Did I forget to mention that for the next lesson you have to be naked? Really, those are the rules. I’m not making this up.
> 
> C’mon Dopers, back me up on this.
> 
> Anyone?
> 
> She has to be naked right?
> 
> C’mon someone back me up on this, do a Frog a favor!

I got yer back Crunchy.

Yes, she does have to be nekkid to learn the next lesson.  
Sort of the “Rites of Passage” deal.  
Everybody had to do it.

Better do it quick, **keira** , before **punha** , The Exibitionist, comes running thru the thread all nekkid and stuff.

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-again/249997/31 "2004-06-12T23:10:07Z")

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I guess this wouldn’t be the best time to link to the _Can you make your tongue into a tube?_ thread, eh? :eek:

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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-again/249997/32 "2004-06-12T23:23:59Z")

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> [@flamingbananas](#):
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> Hey! You never did that for ME! And I’m YOUNGER then she is!! _pouts in corner_

Did you ever post a link to yourself in a bikini? She did in another thread and some of the posters here have surely seen it. You should have come on and immediately said something like “Hi, guys. It’s me, flamingbananas. I’m a hottie. Come see my bikini pic at [RateMyBody.com](http://RateMyBody.com).” I guarantee you that you’d be getting plenty of solicitous treatment around here too.

(Sorry if I seem a little antagonistic toward our new poster Blonde Keira. But I suspect she’s a shill for either some porn site or [RateMyBody.com](http://RateMyBody.com). If it turns out I’m wrong, I’ll offer an apology…but until then I’m more than a little dubious. Hotties like her don’t normally come on strange message boards acting flirty and posting come check me out types of links.)

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**Author:** ![Picasso\_Feet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@Picasso\_Feet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Picasso_Feet)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-again/249997/33 "2004-06-12T23:29:17Z")

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Unless, ye gods, Keira is a blonde with a brain! :eek:

Or a shill.  
Either is good for the guys, isn’t it?

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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-again/249997/34 "2004-06-12T23:37:07Z")

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Quote: “Either is good for the guys, isn’t it?” I guess. But I doubt many of the guys on this thread would think it was very good if the picture of Blonde Keira wasn’t really the girl posting here, and they were just being herded to [RateMyBody.com](http://RateMyBody.com) to try to separate them from their dough.

Just saying is all…

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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-again/249997/35 "2004-06-12T23:40:18Z")

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Btw, Picasso Feet, what’s the inspiration for your name? I’d be interested to know if you wouldn’t mind.

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**Author:** ![Picasso\_Feet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@Picasso\_Feet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Picasso_Feet)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-again/249997/36 "2004-06-12T23:45:24Z")

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Ah, the name. Well, Picasso’s style had really huge honkin’ feet.  
I had to reproduce a painting of his for my French class ( 😕 ) and I selected a painting which really, _really_ highlighted the mammoth, town squashing feet.  
So, **Picasso Feet**. I am long, strong, and extremely perverted sounding now.  
Huzzah.

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**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-again/249997/37 "2004-06-12T23:55:17Z")

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Thank goodness! I was afraid you were going to say you had huge feet that looked like they were painted by Picasso. 🙂 Thanks for the explanation.

Oh, also…to be even more curious. What kind of French class requires its students to reproduce paintings? I’m assuming it was a French language class. And if so, what about students who couldn’t paint?

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2004, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-again/249997/38 "2004-06-12T23:57:11Z")

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> [@Picasso Feet](#):
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> Ah, the name. Well, Picasso’s style had really huge honkin’ feet.  
> I had to reproduce a painting of his for my French class ( 😕 ) and I selected a painting which really, _really_ highlighted the mammoth, town squashing feet.  
> So, **Picasso Feet**. I am long, strong, and extremely perverted sounding now.  
> Huzzah.

Thank you. Now I have **Trogdor, the Burninator** as he **obliverates the village** running through my head. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Picasso\_Feet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@Picasso\_Feet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Picasso_Feet)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-again/249997/39 "2004-06-13T00:02:58Z")

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😃 Then my work here is done!

And to **Starving Artist** , mm… ours? :o

It was a “cultural” thing or summat. We had to research the painter’s life a bit too, and give a 2-5 minute presentation on them and the painting. And the French teacher would grade us based our abilities. How she knew them is a mystery to me, although I _was_ in the art class, so \*of course \* I’m artistcally inclined to painting. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Crunchy\_Frog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2004, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-again/249997/40 "2004-06-13T01:01:03Z")

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> [@Tusculan](#):
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> **Crunchy Frog** is a fun poster who really is crunchy, otherwise it would be false advertising. **Really** used to be called **dutchboy208** , which he prefers to forget, and is also fun in a more juvenile way.

You have me confused with someone else. I’m the original **Crunchy Frog** , used to be known as **bratman007** way back in 2000. I don’t know who **dutchboy** is, but I had a hiatus in which I didn’t post for months on end and I was promptly forgotten about, during which time someone had registered with the name **The Crunchy Frog**. **The Crunchy Frog** , upon learning that I had been around for a while with this username, graciously changed his name to **International Playboy** to avoid confusion.

But now I’m confused as to why you think I’m **dutchboy** , who **dutchboy** is, and if there’s someone else with my username floating around out there.

I hope that clears things up, but I doubt it.

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