# Hi All! New Person Here!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-all-new-person-here/639647>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 2, 2012, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-all-new-person-here/639647 "2012-11-02T11:03:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Less\_QQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a9a28c/32.png) [@Less\_QQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Less_QQ)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-all-new-person-here/639647/21 "2012-11-02T16:18:27Z")

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> [@Kimballkid](#):
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> It’s from a movie or something where the person stands up during a meeting and says their name and everyone repeats it. I wish I could remember where it’s from.
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> As for pictures, I really don’t know, but I think the usual method is to post them to a sight like Flickr or Photobucket and put the link in a post.

that I can do! Sorry I dont watch a lot of movies so I am likely to miss the point!

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**Author:** ![Less\_QQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a9a28c/32.png) [@Less\_QQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Less_QQ)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-all-new-person-here/639647/22 "2012-11-02T16:23:20Z")

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Pictures of my female cat, Joy:

[![](http://i806.photobucket.com/albums/yy347/felinelover2565/Tex%20and%20Joy/042011182220-1.jpg) ](http://i806.photobucket.com/albums/yy347/felinelover2565/Tex%20and%20Joy/042011182220-1.jpg)

[![](http://i806.photobucket.com/albums/yy347/felinelover2565/Tex%20and%20Joy/45df8d1a.jpg?t=1345397452) ](http://i806.photobucket.com/albums/yy347/felinelover2565/Tex%20and%20Joy/45df8d1a.jpg?t=1345397452)  
This was my boy, Tex (I had to put him down this past January):

[![](http://i806.photobucket.com/albums/yy347/felinelover2565/Tex%20and%20Joy/087.jpg?t=1351516315) ](http://i806.photobucket.com/albums/yy347/felinelover2565/Tex%20and%20Joy/087.jpg?t=1351516315)

[![](http://i806.photobucket.com/albums/yy347/felinelover2565/Tex%20and%20Joy/as.jpg) ](http://i806.photobucket.com/albums/yy347/felinelover2565/Tex%20and%20Joy/as.jpg)

And both of them:

[![](http://i806.photobucket.com/albums/yy347/felinelover2565/Tex%20and%20Joy/DSCF0398.jpg?t=1351516265) ](http://i806.photobucket.com/albums/yy347/felinelover2565/Tex%20and%20Joy/DSCF0398.jpg?t=1351516265)

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-all-new-person-here/639647/23 "2012-11-02T16:27:44Z")

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gasp

pritty kitties!

Ok, you can stay; you’ve paid the obligatory catpic tax.

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**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-all-new-person-here/639647/24 "2012-11-02T16:28:52Z")

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Hello\*\* Less QQ\*\*. Be welcome. Enjoy your stay.

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-all-new-person-here/639647/25 "2012-11-02T16:32:17Z")

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> [@Less\_QQ](#):
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> I am a 32 year old

Then you’re not a new person. You’ve been a person for over 32 years.

> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> **Less QQ** : PENIS!

And, of course, penis ensues.

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**Author:** ![Less\_QQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a9a28c/32.png) [@Less\_QQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Less_QQ)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-all-new-person-here/639647/26 "2012-11-02T16:33:11Z")

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> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> gasp
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> pritty kitties!
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> Ok, you can stay; you’ve paid the obligatory catpic tax.

WHEW!!😃

I love my titties!! (youngest nephew can’t say kitty)

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**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-all-new-person-here/639647/27 "2012-11-02T16:34:23Z")

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Well, if you want to post a picture of those too. 😉

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**Author:** ![Plebianangel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@Plebianangel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plebianangel)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-all-new-person-here/639647/28 "2012-11-02T16:38:13Z")

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Titties titties titties

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**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-all-new-person-here/639647/29 "2012-11-02T16:41:37Z")

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Sorry, I was expecting more QQ

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**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-all-new-person-here/639647/30 "2012-11-02T16:44:21Z")

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Welcome, **Less QQ**!

I love your cat photos.

Also, penis. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-all-new-person-here/639647/31 "2012-11-02T16:46:29Z")

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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
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> Then you’re not a new person. You’ve been a person for over 32 years.

Not necessarily. We don’t know that she’s been a person that entire time.

After all, she’s already admitted to stealing the mind of a 12 year-old boy, so who knows where and when the rest of her body parts came from.

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**Author:** ![Plebianangel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@Plebianangel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plebianangel)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-all-new-person-here/639647/32 "2012-11-02T16:52:39Z")

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Her mind is definitely a 12 year old male! And I’ve seen pics of her various body parts and they are all female.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-all-new-person-here/639647/33 "2012-11-02T16:57:30Z")

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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
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> And, of course, penis ensues.

♬ [_Walk With An Erection_](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsofwhCA1sw) ♬

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**Author:** ![Less\_QQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a9a28c/32.png) [@Less\_QQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Less_QQ)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-all-new-person-here/639647/34 "2012-11-02T16:59:11Z")

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> [@Plebianangel](#):
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> Her mind is definitely a 12 year old male! And I’ve seen pics of her various body parts and they are all female.

Yeah, well, have you told them all of you love for The Beeb???

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**Author:** ![Plebianangel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@Plebianangel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plebianangel)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-all-new-person-here/639647/35 "2012-11-02T17:03:12Z")

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> [@Less\_QQ](#):
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> Yeah, well, have you told them all of you love for The Beeb???

Ha! You’re the one wanting that huge cut out of him! Don’t think I don’t know you’re really panting after that.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-all-new-person-here/639647/36 "2012-11-02T17:04:02Z")

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Welcome, welcome, however many of you there are! Would you like some ice cream? The wasabi mint is especially fresh today.

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**Author:** ![Less\_QQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a9a28c/32.png) [@Less\_QQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Less_QQ)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-all-new-person-here/639647/37 "2012-11-02T17:04:35Z")

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> [@Plebianangel](#):
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> Ha! You’re the one wanting that huge cut out of him! Don’t think I don’t know you’re really panting after that.

YOU are the one that has his DVD!!

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**Author:** ![Plebianangel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@Plebianangel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plebianangel)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-all-new-person-here/639647/38 "2012-11-02T17:05:15Z")

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You tattooed him on your ass!

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**Author:** ![Less\_QQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a9a28c/32.png) [@Less\_QQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Less_QQ)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-all-new-person-here/639647/39 "2012-11-02T17:05:44Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> Welcome, welcome, however many of you there are! Would you like some ice cream? The wasabi mint is especially fresh today.

That actually sounds really yummy!

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**Author:** ![Less\_QQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a9a28c/32.png) [@Less\_QQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Less_QQ)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2012, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-all-new-person-here/639647/40 "2012-11-02T17:06:48Z")

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> [@Plebianangel](#):
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> You tattooed him on your ass!

Some things should remain a secret for a while.. we might make them not like us!!  
**It was a fake tattoo that I washed off with nail polish remover!**

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