# Hi, do you have a stinky tushy? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 18, 2003, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-do-you-have-a-stinky-tushy/213866 "2003-11-18T07:13:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SandyHook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@SandyHook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandyHook)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-do-you-have-a-stinky-tushy/213866/1 "2003-11-18T07:13:02Z")
Hi, do you have a stinky tushy? That was part of the subject line of a spam type email that came the other day. They went on to say, “They could help.” The message, it turned out to no great suprise, was for a porn site. The thesis of the email was that apparently women were sluts and you could get them to anything for money. And for money you could watch. I elected to pass on this fine offer. The day after that I get another spam where the subject was: \*\*“paying-is-lame raider defunct mutters feather stallion” \*\* Today brought this gem of marketing: \*\* “unlimited-time offer morally intramuscular unifies doorsteps pauses” \*\* “Mutters feather stallion,” “do you have a stinky tushy” and “morally intramuscular unifies doorsteps.” Regarless of the content of the emails I gotta say these got my attention, which one supposes was the whole idea. Anybody else received anything like these? Anywho, just wanted to share. ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-do-you-have-a-stinky-tushy/213866/2 "2003-11-18T07:32:41Z")
It’s as if someone’s sending you some rather odd foreign language spam they’ve run through Babel Fish first. Thank the stars, the crap I get is ordinary … ---
**Author:** ![pilot141](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e0b2c6/32.png) [@pilot141](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pilot141)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 8:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-do-you-have-a-stinky-tushy/213866/3 "2003-11-18T08:15:44Z")
You’re not the only one. I got \*\* pilot thirsty drink chocolate\*\* What the hell? My spam filter is pretty good, and I only see about 6/day. I sort by sender, not title, but this caused me to pause about two seconds before I deleted it. ---
**Author:** ![Eternal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecb155/32.png) [@Eternal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eternal)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-do-you-have-a-stinky-tushy/213866/4 "2003-11-18T11:56:06Z")
My Yahoo filter works great. I only get stuff from Amazon and BarnesNoble, I don’t even look in my spambox anymore. ---
**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-do-you-have-a-stinky-tushy/213866/5 "2003-11-18T12:19:02Z")
useless crap i get tends to be -kklll tyget ahuuuge swordffg- etc, on my hotmail account. the spam filter sucks arse. never had spam on my yahoo account, and ive had that well over 18 months. had to give up one hotmail account due to the amount of porn spam that suddenly screwed my inbox all of a sudden. gah ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-do-you-have-a-stinky-tushy/213866/6 "2003-11-18T15:47:47Z")
I get spam with what looks like excerpts from sci-fi short stories at the bottom. A paragraph or two. Weird stuff. I’m not sure what the point of that is, it still gets filtered. (I admit, I occasionally peek before I dump it.) Anyone else? ---
**Author:** ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-do-you-have-a-stinky-tushy/213866/7 "2003-11-18T16:17:52Z")
I get some emails from these chinese e-stores, porn spammers with lines like “rip her cooter apart” and “grow a man”, and printer ink ads with a variety of lines that mainly include “hhh gatt ttppe kkkl”. I did receive one of those emails with the weird story paragraphs just the other day. I say, WTF? Is it some weird code that will somehow get hooked into my hard drive and mess it up? I seriously hate junk email! ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-do-you-have-a-stinky-tushy/213866/8 "2003-11-18T16:23:18Z")
By favorite came into my Hotmail account, where I use my SDMB screename. The subject line: “Huncine politicky beadalin!”. That was the greatest (but I still didn’t open it). ---
**Author:** ![SandyHook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@SandyHook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandyHook)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-do-you-have-a-stinky-tushy/213866/9 "2003-11-18T16:50:10Z")
After jumping up at the crack of 8:00 (man, being retired is great) I was eager to see what this morning’s email would bring. Wouldn’t you know it; just the usual normally parsed porn/ink/bodypartgrower/debtrelief kind of stuff. Bummer! ---
**Author:** ![MacSpon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/34f0e0/32.png) [@MacSpon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacSpon)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-do-you-have-a-stinky-tushy/213866/10 "2003-11-18T19:48:57Z")
The object of all the random words is probably to defeat Bayesian spam filters, which estimate the probability of a message being spam by considering how many times key words in the message have appeared in other spam messages. (If that makes sense.) Including a lot of random words in a message – I rather like the ploy of including extracts from SF short stories\*! – makes it less likely that Bayesian filters will give accurate results. - Umm … “Like” in the sense of, I think it’s fairly clever. Not that I like, or support, spam! ---
**Author:** ![foxygal07](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a9a28c/32.png) [@foxygal07](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foxygal07)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-do-you-have-a-stinky-tushy/213866/11 "2003-11-18T22:58:32Z")
I have never gotten any porn emails, however, I have been around and seen them on my dad’s email. It kinda made me wonder why my dad had a porn emails. I know he can’t control them coming but I have never gone to any porn sites. therefore I have never gotten any porn related email unlike my dad. So it makes me think my dad has gone into porn sites which is rather creepy. ---
**Author:** ![SandyHook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@SandyHook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandyHook)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-do-you-have-a-stinky-tushy/213866/12 "2003-11-19T00:11:11Z")
Oh, come on now **foxygal07** give dad a break. He’s a guy. The appreciation of brand new, factory warrented hooters is pretty much hard wired into us. Stinky tushy appreciation (not so much for the idea of an overripe, unwiped hinney as the pure poetry of the pharse) is what caught my attention in the first place. What I was really looking for was other examples of this. ---
**Author:** ![rekkah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ee59a6/32.png) [@rekkah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rekkah)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-do-you-have-a-stinky-tushy/213866/13 "2003-11-19T11:47:15Z")
My best ever piece of spam arrived the other day. It was sent by Jesus (just that. no second name) and the subject line was “I got your message”. Naturally I was delighted and am just waiting to find out when my ideal job, house and boyfriend are going to appear. It’s been a couple of days, but he’s a busy guy, I’m sure he’ll get to me eventually. What? ---
**Author:** ![spogga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@spogga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spogga)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-do-you-have-a-stinky-tushy/213866/14 "2003-11-19T12:09:50Z")
Every day I get e-mails telling me I can increase the length of my penis by up to 3". I also get ads for online Viagra. Do they know something I don’t? ---
**Author:** ![UselessGit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/74df32/32.png) [@UselessGit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UselessGit)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-do-you-have-a-stinky-tushy/213866/15 "2003-11-19T14:38:05Z")
Same here, not so much porn but more ads for viagra and a LOT of penis enlargement pill ads. …makes we wonder who they’ve been talking to. I’ve grown used to the emails from billionaires in Lagos and Zaire who need to the rescue the money their evil regime are trying to steel from the funds of their respective deceased fathers, and am now exchanging emails with one of them. Aparently I’ll get 20% of 35 million dollars. Whoopee… ---
**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-do-you-have-a-stinky-tushy/213866/16 "2003-11-19T16:59:34Z")
Having just read **lieu’s** thread about the bellows, I’m extremely disappointed. This was totally NOT what I thought I was clicking into. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Epistaxis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ebca7d/32.png) [@Epistaxis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Epistaxis)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2003, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-do-you-have-a-stinky-tushy/213866/17 "2003-11-19T19:24:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by foxygal07 \* > \*\*I have never gotten any porn emails, however, I have been around and seen them on my dad’s email. It kinda made me wonder why my dad had a porn emails. I know he can’t control them coming but I have never gone to any porn sites. therefore I have never gotten any porn related email unlike my dad. So it makes me think my dad has gone into porn sites which is rather creepy. \*\* That definitely does not mean he has gone to any porn site. My 70-year old grandma has received porn e-mails. I have received porn spams on my work e-mail address which I have never used to register _anywhere_ and is just linked on our company’s web site. On the other hand, what is creepy about someone going to a porn site?