# Hi Everyone **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 2, 2005, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-everyone/306474 "2005-06-02T00:22:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Celena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9a140/32.png) [@Celena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celena)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-everyone/306474/1 "2005-06-02T00:22:01Z")
First day on the board and just wanted to stop in and say…HI! Looking forward to reading and getting to know you all. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-everyone/306474/2 "2005-06-02T00:31:27Z")
Who… Who are you?.. and what are you doing here? :dubious: Well nevermind… What’s done is done. You can stay. Just don’t make a mess. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Celena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9a140/32.png) [@Celena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celena)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-everyone/306474/3 "2005-06-02T00:33:12Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Who… Who are you?.. and what are you doing here? > > :dubious: > > Well nevermind… What’s done is done. You can stay. Just don’t make a mess. > 🙂 I promise no messing…I clean up after myself 🙂 lol! ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-everyone/306474/4 "2005-06-02T00:37:52Z")
First, fork over the subscription fee, _guest_. Second, do you like calamari? Third, : ahem : Fourth, there will be a brief and highly entertaining rite involving a goat, 3 bricks of creme cheeze, a funnel and a 6 foot long 1x6 plank. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-everyone/306474/5 "2005-06-02T00:42:12Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > Fourth, there will be a brief and highly entertaining rite involving a goat, 3 bricks of creme cheeze, a funnel and a 6 foot long 1x6 plank. It wasn’t THAT entertaining. I’m still walking like a cowboy. ---
**Author:** ![Celena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9a140/32.png) [@Celena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celena)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-everyone/306474/6 "2005-06-02T00:43:21Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > First, fork over the subscription fee, _guest_. > > Second, do you like calamari? > > Third, : ahem : > > Fourth, there will be a brief and highly entertaining rite involving a goat, 3 bricks of creme cheeze, a funnel and a 6 foot long 1x6 plank. Ok, I like the fourth idea…I’m always up for a party 😉 Calamari is alright, but not my fave. ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-everyone/306474/7 "2005-06-02T00:45:58Z")
Hello **Celena**. Be welcome. Enjoy your stay. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-everyone/306474/8 "2005-06-02T00:57:49Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > First, fork over the subscription fee, _guest_. > > Second, do you like calamari? > > Third, : ahem : > > Fourth, there will be a brief and highly entertaining rite involving a goat, 3 bricks of creme cheeze, a funnel and a 6 foot long 1x6 plank. You left out the Roto-Rooter, and the 55 Gallon Drum of Canola Oil. ---
**Author:** ![Atheist\_Princess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@Atheist\_Princess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atheist_Princess)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-everyone/306474/9 "2005-06-02T01:00:08Z")
If I were you, I’d head over to the thread titled new-ness and make yourself…uh…comfortable yes…comfortable…thats it 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-everyone/306474/10 "2005-06-02T01:07:50Z")
> [@Bosda Di'Chi of Tricor](#): > > . . . the 55 Gallon Drum of Canola Oil. You guys never let _me_ have the Canola Oil. ☹ Maybe that’s why I’ve still got scar tissue. :smack: Tripler [Cartman]I hate you guys. . .[/Cartman] ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-everyone/306474/11 "2005-06-02T01:35:00Z")
> [@Celena](#): > > First day on the board and just wanted to stop in and say…HI! Hi, right back. ---
**Author:** ![buttonjockey308](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@buttonjockey308](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buttonjockey308)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-everyone/306474/12 "2005-06-02T01:39:30Z")
Damnit! The goat ate the cream cheese! Little sumbitch, i gotta go back to the store before the “Party” ---
**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-everyone/306474/13 "2005-06-02T02:16:18Z")
:: presses a big red button, causing a huge door to slide open :: :: a loud GRONK! is heard :: Best get a move on. Hehehehehehehe. ---
**Author:** ![Strinka](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strinka/32/512_2.png) [@Strinka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strinka)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-everyone/306474/14 "2005-06-02T02:48:38Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > First, fork over the subscription fee, _guest_. > > Second, do you like calamari? > > Third, : ahem : > > Fourth, there will be a brief and highly entertaining rite involving a goat, 3 bricks of creme cheeze, a funnel and a 6 foot long 1x6 plank. You also forgot the Squcks. The :: shudders :: Squcks. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-everyone/306474/15 "2005-06-02T11:07:55Z")
> [@Celena](#): > > Ok, I like the fourth idea…I’m always up for a party 😉 Hey, no enjoying the ritual out loud. Spoils the fun for the rest of us. Can’t you at least pretend to be properly horrified? ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 11:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-everyone/306474/16 "2005-06-02T11:54:03Z")
> [@Harborwolf](#): > > Hey, no enjoying the ritual out loud. Spoils the fun for the rest of us. Can’t you at least pretend to be properly horrified? Don’t worry, she will be. The Squcks are in fine form. If form is what… that… is supposed to be. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-everyone/306474/17 "2005-06-02T13:15:53Z")
: splooge : gah! Get that squck away from me! bleah…hand me that bottle of clam sauce, I gotta get this smell off me! And where the hell is that Tentacle Monster? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-everyone/306474/18 "2005-06-02T13:56:53Z")
Aww, do you need Tentacle Monster _now_? We were playing catch-the-newbie. :pout: ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-everyone/306474/19 "2005-06-02T13:58:17Z")
Fricka-frackin’ coding. That was supposed to be a pout. _pouts more_ ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2005, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-everyone/306474/20 "2005-06-02T17:16:34Z")
_runs through thread shrieking, chased by Tentacle Monster_ –Hi, **Celena**! _smooch_– _flies out of thread_ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-everyone/306474.md?page=2)