# Hi Ho Hi Ho It's Off to Heave I Go - An Early MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [December 6, 2021, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-ho-hi-ho-its-off-to-heave-i-go-an-early-mmp/955565 "2021-12-06T05:59:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-ho-hi-ho-its-off-to-heave-i-go-an-early-mmp/955565/42 "2021-12-06T23:14:27Z")

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I’m posting in the new MMP on the first day? Who am I, and what have I done with **Misnomer**?!?

My Christmas shopping is _done_! 🎉 BFF #1 is getting the aforementioned beading tips book, three bars of dairy-free chocolate (🤞), and a personal fire pit that runs on rubbing alcohol. She and the hubby have a regular wood-burning fire pit that they sometimes use in their (large) driveway, but I figure this is something she could use out on their deck on cool evenings. She likely won’t try it until early spring; I hope it works as advertised when the time comes. I’m taking big chances with that and the chocolate!

I also ordered holiday cards and stamps, both of which should arrive by next week. I wasn’t sure if I’d be up for sending cards this year, but I am…and, luckily, I can afford to pay for expedited shipping. 😉

> [@Happy, Merry MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-merry-mmp/955127/241):
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> there is a small, [locally owned bead and gem](http://arizonagemsandminerals.com/shop/) store in Prescott Valley

> [@Happy, Merry MMP](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/happy-merry-mmp/955127/255):
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> **oopsie** , if there’s a locally owned bead shop in your bestie’s vicinity, a gift card there would be a delight.

I should have mentioned before that I got her a TON of beading/jewelry stuff for her birthday in August! I buy that stuff for her all of the time. I want to do something different for Christmas. 🙂

Tomorrow morning is my first post-op appointment: I’m excited to get the green light for fat-free yogurt and sugar-free pudding! Food that requires plates and forks is only a week away now!!

> [@LisslaLissar](#):
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> Two of my kidbots are having major, major psychiatric problems and it’s not really lighthearted at all.

💙

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