# Hi, I am Luciano700 and I joined you guys today **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107 **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share **Created:** [January 21, 2018, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107 "2018-01-21T04:48:54Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![Luciano700](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Luciano700](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Luciano700) #### Post date: [January 21, 2018, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/1 "2018-01-21T04:48:54Z")
I am getting a very scary vibe from this messageboard. I been travelling across the forum world last 8 years. How serious is the messageboard anyways? Welcome me aboard šŸ˜€ ---
### Author: ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris) #### Post date: [January 21, 2018, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/2 "2018-01-21T05:15:20Z")
How serious is this messageboard? It has a mixture of very serious and very silly, and every shade in between. Here you can find threads discussing finer points of advances mathematics, and other threads consisting of nothing but silly puns. Whatā€™s more, they are not mutually exclusive. Welcome to the board. Have fun. ---
### Author: ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm) #### Post date: [January 21, 2018, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/3 "2018-01-21T05:25:15Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > I am getting a very scary vibe from this messageboard. I been travelling across the forum world last 8 years. How serious is the messageboard anyways? Welcome me aboard šŸ˜€ You may have posted this in the wrong forum, so it might mean 5 to 7 unicorn heart demerits on your record. ---
### Author: ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri) #### Post date: [January 21, 2018, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/4 "2018-01-21T05:32:38Z")
ā€œWelcomeā€ threads usually go in our MPSIMS forum, so Iā€™ll move this there. Colibri Moderator > [@Luciano700](#): > > How serious is the messageboard anyways? As they say, we are serious as a heart attack. Welcome! ---
### Author: ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david) #### Post date: [January 21, 2018, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/5 "2018-01-21T05:33:18Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > I am getting a very scary vibe from this messageboard. Donā€™t worry, everyone is perfectly nice here, thereā€™s no reason to worry about anything. Now, where did I put that goatā€¦ ---
### Author: ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta) #### Post date: [January 21, 2018, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/6 "2018-01-21T07:11:55Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > Donā€™t worry, everyone is perfectly nice here, thereā€™s no reason to worry about anything. Now, where did I put that goatā€¦ The squid ate it. ---
### Author: ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze) #### Post date: [January 21, 2018, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/7 "2018-01-21T07:57:17Z")
**Tripler** dropped one of them off a bridge. :mad: ---
### Author: ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons) #### Post date: [January 21, 2018, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/8 "2018-01-21T08:07:25Z")
At least nobody went to the quarry and threw the squid in there. ---
### Author: ![chappachula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@chappachula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chappachula) #### Post date: [January 21, 2018, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/9 "2018-01-21T08:11:31Z")
and for a serious note: Luciā€“you just found the best site on the internet. Welcome aboard! And your very first post (about intersectionality) is right on target for us. Good conversations happen here. ( Ohā€¦and do please remember that if you post anything about kittens, youā€™d better have some pics. ) šŸ™‚ ---
### Author: ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard) #### Post date: [January 21, 2018, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/10 "2018-01-21T12:42:17Z")
Welcome, **Luciano700**. I hope youā€™re more interesting than Lucianos 1-699 were. mmm ---
### Author: ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace) #### Post date: [January 21, 2018, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/11 "2018-01-21T14:10:34Z")
> [@Peter\_Morris](#): > > How serious is this messageboard? > > It has a mixture of very serious and very silly, and every shade in between. Here you can find threads discussing finer points of advances mathematics, and other threads consisting of nothing but silly puns. Whatā€™s more, they are not mutually exclusive. That sums things up nicely. ---
### Author: ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs) #### Post date: [January 21, 2018, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/12 "2018-01-21T14:51:52Z")
> [@chappachula](#): > > and for a serious note: Luciā€“you just found the best site on the internet. Welcome aboard! > > And your very first post (about intersectionality)ā€¦ Iā€™d never heard of intersectionality, so I read that entire threadā€¦ I may have to break down and google it. But hereā€™s another vote for best site! ---
### Author: ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness) #### Post date: [January 21, 2018, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/13 "2018-01-21T14:58:41Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > As they say, we are serious as a heart attack. Welcome! Maybe you are. Rest of us are as serious as a hart attack. Also, we always provide cites. [cite](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNGGbozilko) ---
### Author: ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius) #### Post date: [January 21, 2018, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/14 "2018-01-21T15:01:13Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > Maybe you are. Rest of us are as serious as a hart attack. > > Also, we always provide cites. > > [cite](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNGGbozilko) Oh deer. ---
### Author: ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt) #### Post date: [January 21, 2018, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/15 "2018-01-21T15:06:04Z")
This site prefers cites, alright? ---
### Author: ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler) #### Post date: [January 21, 2018, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/16 "2018-01-21T15:11:04Z")
> [@Bullitt](#): > > This site prefers cites, alright? Unless less itā€™s fake. Then we take off and nuke the cite from orbit.(Itā€™s the only way to be sure) Welcome **Luciano700**! ---
### Author: ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt) #### Post date: [January 21, 2018, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/17 "2018-01-21T15:16:08Z")
Thatā€™s tight. Welcome **Luciano700**! ---
### Author: ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader) #### Post date: [January 21, 2018, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/18 "2018-01-21T15:54:54Z")
> [@kambuckta](#): > > The squid ate it. Are you sure it wasnā€™t the eye scream? ---
### Author: ![Patx2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/73ab20/32.png) [@Patx2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patx2) #### Post date: [January 21, 2018, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/19 "2018-01-21T19:01:49Z")
Welcome, enjoy your time here! ---
### Author: ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy) #### Post date: [January 21, 2018, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/20 "2018-01-21T20:44:54Z")
> [@Patx2](#): > > Welcome, enjoy your time here! If he ever finds this thread again after the jackboots moved it. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107.md?page=2)