# Hi, I am Luciano700 and I joined you guys today **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 21, 2018, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107 "2018-01-21T04:48:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2018, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/21 "2018-01-21T20:46:31Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > Welcome, **Luciano700**. > > I hope you’re more interesting than Lucianos 1-699 were. > > mmm Shhh! We don’t talk about them or what happened to them, remember? ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2018, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/22 "2018-01-21T20:58:24Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > Welcome, **Luciano700**. > > I hope you’re more interesting than Lucianos 1-699 were. > mmm > [@Northern\_Piper](#): > > Shhh! We don’t talk about them or what happened to them, remember? Actually, I thought Luciano471 was an alright chap, just fell in with the wrong crowd. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2018, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/23 "2018-01-21T21:01:12Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > I am getting a very scary vibe from this messageboard. What kind of scary vibe would that be? Please elaborate. ---
**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2018, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/24 "2018-01-21T21:10:08Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > Actually, I thought Luciano471 was an alright chap, just fell in with the wrong crowd. > > mmm Quite, but rules are rules. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2018, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/25 "2018-01-21T21:46:27Z")
> [@guestchaz](#): > > Are you sure it wasn’t the eye scream? Hey, hey! That batch of ice cream was only a little friskier than usual! Normally it usually isn’t a problem! Now, the squid-flavoured Kit Kats, on the other hand… ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2018, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/26 "2018-01-21T21:57:55Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > Actually, I thought Luciano471 was an alright chap, just fell in with the wrong crowd. > mmm He claimed it was Luciano470.99999… who did of the bad stuff that got him in trouble, but I always suspected that they were the same person. ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/27 "2018-01-22T04:02:11Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > **Tripler** dropped one of them off a bridge. :mad: The Tallahatchie bridge? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/28 "2018-01-22T04:14:04Z")
Who left the clone pod running? ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/29 "2018-01-22T12:49:35Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > Actually, I thought Luciano471 was an alright chap, just fell in with the wrong crowd. > mmm Luciano451 burned up and is no longer with us. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/30 "2018-01-22T12:59:16Z")
I miss Luciano324. Anybody else remember how his plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan? It spun in. There were no survivors. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/31 "2018-01-22T13:23:56Z")
I don’t remember that one but Luciano370 is still missing somewhere in the Indian Ocean ever since that flight disappeared on 08 Mar 2014. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/32 "2018-01-22T13:58:04Z")
I can’t remember how many Lucianos we lost to those 1920’s-style death rays, and at least one ended up in the Marianas Trench, in 1960, for twenty minutes. Still, maybe this one will be the lucky Luciano. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/33 "2018-01-22T14:05:54Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > Actually, I thought Luciano471 was an alright chap, just fell in with the wrong crowd. > mmm That was my dad. I’ll pass along your kind words. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/34 "2018-01-22T14:08:25Z")
Your dad is the wrong crowd? That’s a lot of work for one guy. He must be very busy. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/35 "2018-01-22T14:12:45Z")
Luciano666 was a beast. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/36 "2018-01-22T14:21:49Z")
**Luciano472** tried to start a thread, but it was on a treadmill and never got off the ground. Welcome to the boards, **Luciano700**. Now, just lie down on the table. Don’t worry about the straps; they are more for the safety of the squid. Now, just relax… Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/37 "2018-01-22T14:29:17Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > Actually, I thought Luciano471 was an alright chap, just fell in with the wrong crowd. Cutting classes, experimenting with drugs --------- all the usual stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/38 "2018-01-22T15:21:18Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > I can’t remember how many Lucianos we lost to those 1920’s-style death rays, and at least one ended up in the Marianas Trench, in 1960, for twenty minutes. Wasn’t there a story on 60 Minutes about that? ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/39 "2018-01-22T15:39:13Z")
> [@Luciano700](#): > > How serious is the messageboard anyways? This board is so serious that it does not allow pictures to be imbedded in posts, and upvotes will never happen. But it is also not so serious that people will giggle when I say this: poop poop poop booger booger fart! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2018, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/40 "2018-01-22T15:42:54Z")
Those who have been members since the early days of the board will of course remember **Luciano8** and his tragic Tug-Ahoy accident. The police said they’d never seen anyone suffocated by their own foreskin before. And we all learned a valuable lesson about checking the correct voltage before plugging in new appliances. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107.md?page=3)