# Hi, I am Luciano700 and I joined you guys today **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 21, 2018, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107 "2018-01-21T04:48:54Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/61 "2018-01-23T05:08:25Z")
I finally made it to Lambeau Field, and had the horrible luck to sit behind Luciano 3:16 with his big sign. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/62 "2018-01-23T12:15:32Z")
**Luciano1.61803…** was the Golden boy. Arguably the most well proportioned poster of his time. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/63 "2018-01-23T14:32:04Z")
> [@John\_DiFool](#): > > iLuciano on the other hand is entirely imaginary. Actually, he’s the next big thing! ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/64 "2018-01-23T14:41:00Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > **Luciano1.61803…** was the Golden boy. Arguably the most well proportioned poster of his time. He was Perfect, really. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/65 "2018-01-23T14:43:33Z")
> [@Suburban\_Plankton](#): > > It was such a sad day when **Luciano4** , **Luciano8** , **Luciano15** , **Luciano16** , **Luciano23** and **Luciano42** were all lost in that plane crash… > [@Johnny\_Bravo](#): > > That was the day the music died. 😕?? Wasn’t that **Luciano2** , **Luciano3** , and **Luciano 59**? ETA: ahh, maybe I’m being too literal? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/66 "2018-01-23T14:45:34Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > You’re thinking of **Luciano3.14** of course. A well rounded poster if ever there was one. Are you kidding me? That dude was totally irrational. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/67 "2018-01-23T14:53:06Z")
> [@Johnny\_Bravo](#): > > Are you kidding me? That dude was totally irrational. Yeah, but damn if he didn’t pop up everywhere! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/68 "2018-01-23T22:30:52Z")
Anybody notice how **Luciano7-11** used to post any time of day or night? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/69 "2018-01-23T22:49:17Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Anybody notice how **Luciano7-11** used to post any time of day or night? And yet, his threads were often locked. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2018, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/70 "2018-01-23T22:52:24Z")
Q: Why was Luciano6 afraid of Luciano7? A: Because Luciano7 Luciano8 Luciano9. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2018, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/71 "2018-01-24T00:23:43Z")
> [@Sunny\_Daze](#): > > **Tripler** dropped one of them off a bridge. :mad: Dammit, you guys _told_ me to… or at least that’s what the sticky note said. At least I got my $10 and half bag of Skittles out of it. Tripler Not my fault. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2018, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/72 "2018-01-24T00:35:39Z")
What ever happened to **Luciano42**? That guy had the answer to everything! ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2018, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/73 "2018-01-24T01:39:14Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > What ever happened to **Luciano42**? That guy had the answer to everything! No, you’re thinking of **SamuelA**. Tripler No, seriously, you are… ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2018, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/74 "2018-01-24T02:10:19Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > What ever happened to **Luciano42**? That guy had the answer to everything! No one could figure him out, though. He always seemed to be answering questions we had not asked. ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2018, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/75 "2018-01-24T03:47:45Z")
> [@Tripler](#): > > Dammit, you guys _told_ me to… or at least that’s what the sticky note said. At least I got my $10 and half bag of Skittles out of it. > > Tripler > Not my fault. With God as our Witness, we thought they could fly. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2018, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/76 "2018-01-24T06:19:36Z")
**Luciano57** posted on many varieties of topics. ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2018, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/77 "2018-01-24T13:33:23Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > What ever happened to **Luciano42**? That guy had the answer to everything! He started self-medicating and changed his username to **Luciano420** , then he tried to cross some Kentucky Bluegrass with California sensimilla, and eventually just faded away in a haze of blue smoke. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2018, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/78 "2018-01-24T13:58:37Z")
This is turning into the **Luciano700 Club**. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2018, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/79 "2018-01-24T19:57:15Z")
**Luciano668** is the Neighbor of the Beast. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2018, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107/80 "2018-01-24T21:21:22Z")
This joke has been going around in circles so long it should be called **The Luciano500**. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-i-am-luciano700-and-i-joined-you-guys-today/807107.md?page=3)