# Hi! I'm New, and I know you don't care! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 4, 2000, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-and-i-know-you-dont-care/35550 "2000-10-04T00:15:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@The\_Asbestos\_Mango](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Asbestos_Mango)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-and-i-know-you-dont-care/35550/41 "2000-10-05T05:21:09Z")
I don’t know what felching is- people on this board are always telling other people that they don’t like to do it to a dead goat, a collie, or some form of roadkill. I was afraid to follow the link to the, um, explanation. Monging and squicking- these words are new to me. I think I’m afraid to find out what they are, too. Want some more soy milk? ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-and-i-know-you-dont-care/35550/42 "2000-10-05T07:27:06Z")
Hi, jovius! Nice to meet you, hope you enjoy your stay- Scotti (Being careful to avoid the felching, squicking and etc. question) ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-and-i-know-you-dont-care/35550/43 "2000-10-05T13:29:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by agisofia \* > \*\*I don’t know what felching is- people on this board are always telling other people that they don’t like to do it to a dead goat, a collie, or some form of roadkill. I was afraid to follow the link to the, um, explanation. Monging and squicking- these words are new to me. I think I’m afraid to find out what they are, too. > > \*\* Don’t ask. Someone might tell you. ---
**Author:** ![Wolverine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ba9def/32.png) [@Wolverine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolverine)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-and-i-know-you-dont-care/35550/44 "2000-10-05T13:50:39Z")
Hi Jovius! And for the one who slipped through the cracks, Hi neez! Welcome aboard. ---
**Author:** ![Tabithina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Tabithina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabithina)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-and-i-know-you-dont-care/35550/45 "2000-10-05T13:57:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lurkernomore \* > Don’t ask. Someone might tell you. \*\* AMEN!! ---
**Author:** ![ladybug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/46a35a/32.png) [@ladybug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladybug)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-and-i-know-you-dont-care/35550/46 "2000-10-05T16:55:01Z")
Hi jovious! From one newbie to another, welcome! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![filthy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@filthy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/filthy)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2000, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-and-i-know-you-dont-care/35550/47 "2000-10-05T18:08:59Z")
'Lo there. Welcome. Maps of the mine field will soon be finished and sent to the printers. Distribution will follow. ---
**Author:** ![Special\_Kay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@Special\_Kay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Special_Kay)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2000, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-and-i-know-you-dont-care/35550/48 "2000-10-10T05:06:20Z")
I new too and people cared, so I care. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-and-i-know-you-dont-care/35550.md?page=2)