# Hi, Im new here \[meat the spammer\] **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 30, 2010, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077 "2010-06-30T15:46:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/1 "2010-06-30T15:46:13Z")
Hi My name is Sue from UK, nice to meat you all. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/2 "2010-06-30T15:50:37Z")
You can’t go around meating complete strangers! ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_T](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Gary\_T](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_T)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/3 "2010-06-30T15:52:52Z")
Welcome, Sue. At this point, I think we should take bets on how many jokes we’ll see about spelling “meet/meat.” ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/4 "2010-06-30T15:55:20Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > You can’t go around meating complete strangers! Once she’s introduced herself, we aren’t complete strangers: after she’s met us, **sugirlxz** can meat us. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/5 "2010-06-30T15:56:06Z")
Now now ----- be nice. She is from the UK after all; that may not be a misspelling. ---
**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/6 "2010-06-30T16:02:31Z")
Banned already! Newbies take notice: we take spelling very, very seriously here. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/7 "2010-06-30T16:04:11Z")
Huh, I thought my long-standing push to ban everyone from England had finally gone through. ::crosses fingers:: ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/8 "2010-06-30T16:06:13Z")
Scary. I open this thread right after watching the Twilight Zone episode: _To Serve Man_ ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/9 "2010-06-30T16:06:33Z")
I’m so confused … wha’ happened? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/10 "2010-06-30T16:08:41Z")
Aw, she wanted to meat us. Stoopit moderators, never letting us have any fun. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/11 "2010-06-30T16:42:43Z")
Larry tink stupit zeeba moderater not got enuf beer? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/12 "2010-06-30T17:23:12Z")
[I banned the OP because he/she is a spambot.](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=%22my+name+is+Sue+from+UK%2C+nice+to+meat+you+all.%22&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=CYtY2DX0rTJrDHpL4pAS98uGNAwAAAKoEBU_QIq9d) I left the thread alone (other than moving it to MPSIMS from IMHO) because of the spelling. ---
**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/13 "2010-06-30T17:25:22Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > [I banned the OP because he/she is a spambot.](http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&source=hp&q=%22my+name+is+Sue+from+UK%2C+nice+to+meat+you+all.%22&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=CYtY2DX0rTJrDHpL4pAS98uGNAwAAAKoEBU_QIq9d) I left the thread alone (other than moving it to MPSIMS from IMHO) because of the spelling. So, there was more to the post than meats the eye? ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/14 "2010-06-30T17:26:02Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > You can’t go around meating complete strangers! Nonsense! I did it all through college! ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/15 "2010-06-30T17:27:11Z")
The spammer was a he/she?? We didn’t have that kind of detection system when _I_ was a mod. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/16 "2010-06-30T17:28:17Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > The spammer was a he/she?? > We didn’t have that kind of detection system when _I_ was a mod. Yes, it’s now sensitive enough to detect intersexed robots. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/17 "2010-06-30T17:29:26Z")
Its’ allweighs neet too meat end grete neu memburs! ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/18 "2010-06-30T17:29:35Z")
The way people are talking you’d think the meat she wanted to do to us was pork. But the sad reality is that it was just that pork-like product, spam. Oh well, she’s gone, nothing to beef about now. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/19 "2010-06-30T17:30:45Z")
Isn’t Spam made of meat, in theory? Also, didn’t “Im New Here” play in midfield for the North Korean soccer team? ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2010, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/20 "2010-06-30T17:41:40Z")
Jeez **Marley** , I can’t believe you banned her just because she was a blonde with large breasts, was wearing a flannel teddy and loves to crochet in her underwear. It’s so unfair. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077.md?page=2)