# Hi, Im new here \[meat the spammer\] **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 30, 2010, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077 "2010-06-30T15:46:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/41 "2010-07-01T04:58:43Z")
> [@Rico](#): > > Scary. > > I open this thread right after watching the Twilight Zone episode: > > _To Serve Man_ I was immediately reminded of a story named _Pleased to Meat You_; about using cloned human meat as food. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/42 "2010-07-01T05:06:54Z")
> [@Superhal](#): > > Damn all the good puns are taken. I disagree with your beef. It’s just a message board; nothing important is at steak. Don’t be chicken, just ham it up a little. And when you see a pun coming–duck! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/43 "2010-07-01T05:17:50Z")
> [@Wile\_E](#): > > I believe in Sentient Meat. Isn’t that a poster here? Every time someone says “I don’t believe in sentient meat”, a piece of sentient meat somewhere falls over dead. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/44 "2010-07-01T05:26:26Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > I disagree with your beef. It’s just a message board; nothing important is at steak. Don’t be chicken, just ham it up a little. And when you see a pun coming–duck! > > 😃 You should be sheepish after all that. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/45 "2010-07-01T05:46:14Z")
> [@sugirlxz](#): > > Hi My name is Sue from UK, nice to meat you all. Are you Sweeney Todd’s landlord? ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/46 "2010-07-01T05:47:39Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > You should be sheepish after all that. Don’t let him get your goat, you silly goose. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/47 "2010-07-01T06:40:51Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > I disagree with your beef. It’s just a message board; nothing important is at steak. Don’t be chicken, just ham it up a little. And when you see a pun coming–duck! > > 😃 Like I said, all the _good_ puns are taken. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/48 "2010-07-01T06:44:52Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > You should be sheepish after all that. I’ll take it on the lamb. ---
**Author:** ![multimediac17](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/839c29/32.png) [@multimediac17](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/multimediac17)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/49 "2010-07-01T06:54:45Z")
Can ewe guys stop with all the terrible puns, please? ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2010, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/50 "2010-07-01T12:20:33Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > I think **Meat The Spammer** would be a helluva user name. I would go with **Meat, the Spammer**. ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/51 "2010-07-02T11:04:53Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > I think **Meat The Spammer** would be a helluva user name. Band name! ---
**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/52 "2010-07-02T11:38:34Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Huh, I thought my long-standing push to ban everyone from England had finally gone through. _shakes tiny, impotent fist at **Giraffe** _ ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/53 "2010-07-02T11:51:58Z")
> [@lost4life](#): > > I would go with **Meat, the Spammer**. There is no meat in Spam. It is made from pigs arseholes. ---
**Author:** ![goodie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@goodie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/goodie)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/54 "2010-07-02T13:34:44Z")
Oh, well placed comma, is there nothing you can’t tweak? ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/55 "2010-07-02T15:01:32Z")
> [@goodie](#): > > Oh, well placed comma, is there nothing you can’t tweak? Let’s try it - It is made from pigs, arseholes. Well, that’s rude! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/56 "2010-07-02T16:01:08Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > That’s who writes all the spam. I write the spam that makes the Mods’ heads spin. I write the spam that makes Dopers log in. I write the spam that gets spammers banned I write the spam, I write the spam. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/57 "2010-07-02T16:07:30Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > I write the spam that makes the Mods’ heads spin. > I write the spam that makes Dopers log in. > I write the spam that gets spammers banned > I write the spam, I write the spam. Oh, my spam may make you mad But is a Rolecks really bad? And I spammed for V1AGR@ So you can groove. You can grow a certain body part Get a Ph.D. and a fresh start. It’s from me, it’s for you; it’s for you and from me– And it’s carried via TCP/IP… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/58 "2010-07-02T16:11:24Z")
**Spoons** , I love it. Nothing like a parody of a Barry Manilow cover of a Bruce Johnston song for a 4th of July holiday weekend earworm. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/59 "2010-07-02T16:24:05Z")
My spamshake brings all the boys to the yard, And they’re like, It’s better than yours, Damn right it’s better than yours, I can teach you, But I have to charge ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/60 "2010-07-02T17:10:33Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > **Spoons** , I love it. Nothing like a parody of a Barry Manilow cover of a Bruce Johnston song for a 4th of July holiday weekend earworm. It was great fun writing it, and thanks for giving me a good start. But _man_! The earworm! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077.md?page=4)