# Hi, Im new here \[meat the spammer\] **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 30, 2010, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077 "2010-06-30T15:46:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![goodie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@goodie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/goodie)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/61 "2010-07-02T17:16:05Z")
Spamshake!!! ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/62 "2010-07-02T17:41:47Z")
People like to put spam down, It’s fake meat of great renown They don’t like it hot or cold Won’t eat it even when they get old It’s Spam condemnation, Spam condemnation, bay-bee… ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/63 "2010-07-02T23:02:47Z")
> [@davidm](#): > > Band name! No, Banned Name! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/64 "2010-07-02T23:07:29Z")
_“Talking 'bout my spameration…”_ ---
**Author:** ![The\_Scrivener](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@The\_Scrivener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Scrivener)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2010, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/65 "2010-07-02T23:52:27Z")
> [@Superhal](#): > > Like I said, all the _good_ puns are taken. Yeah, the ones left are simply offal. ---
**Author:** ![goodie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@goodie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/goodie)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2010, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/66 "2010-07-04T01:25:21Z")
“They call me…MISTER Spams!” ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2010, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/67 "2010-07-05T02:47:31Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > [QUOTE=goodie] > Oh, well placed comma, is there nothing you can’t tweak? Let’s try it: It is made from pigs, arseholes. Well, that’s rude! [/QUOTE] And _that’s_ a good use for a colon. ---
**Author:** ![alindallas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f17d59/32.png) [@alindallas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alindallas)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2010, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/68 "2010-07-05T04:51:09Z")
Peas allow meat to introduce myself I’m a man of smell and taste I’ve been ground round for a long, long year Sold many a man’s soule and pate Peased to meat you Hope you guest my domain, oh yeah Butt cut’s puzzling you It’s the nature of my ham(e) OK. Sorry, Mick. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2010, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/69 "2010-07-05T05:00:11Z")
Sympathy for the devil(led ham)? ---
**Author:** ![SantaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@SantaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SantaMan)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2010, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/70 "2010-07-05T05:46:33Z")
Spam Sade: Cruel meatlike detective ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2010, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/71 "2010-07-05T05:53:29Z")
> [@SantaMan](#): > > Spam Sade: Cruel meatlike detective I hear he spent time in the can. ---
**Author:** ![Alan\_Smithee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@Alan\_Smithee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alan_Smithee)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2010, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/72 "2010-07-05T09:45:26Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > I disagree with your beef. It’s just a message board; nothing important is at steak. Don’t be chicken, just ham it up a little. And when you see a pun coming–duck! > > 😃 I never sausage bad puns! I veal like I should just clam up now. I don’t know if venison is left to be said. ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2010, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/73 "2010-07-05T10:37:28Z")
> [@Alan\_Smithee](#): > > I don’t know if venison is left to be said. Deer me. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2010, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/74 "2010-07-05T11:33:34Z")
> [@Cicero](#): > > Deer me. I herd she had quite the rack. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2010, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/75 "2010-07-05T15:58:20Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > I herd she had quite the rack. _Hey, Bambi, take a walk on the wild side…_ ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 5, 2010, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/76 "2010-07-05T17:36:51Z")
> [@Sunspace](#): > > I herd she had quite the rack. She was game, I’ll say that for her. ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2010, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/77 "2010-07-06T01:52:37Z")
> [@Cicero](#): > > Deer me. D’oe! ---
**Author:** ![Corner\_Case](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/corner_case/32/234_2.png) [@Corner\_Case](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Corner_Case)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2010, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new-here-meat-the-spammer/545077/78 "2010-07-06T17:48:51Z")
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