# Hi, I'm new

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new/268784>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 12, 2004, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new/268784 "2004-10-12T05:37:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2004, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new/268784/21 "2004-10-12T15:26:06Z")

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_Runs naked through thread_

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**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2004, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new/268784/22 "2004-10-12T15:32:37Z")

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> [@Cluricaun](#):
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> _Runs naked through thread_

Well, I think **'punha** has legal “right of first rejection” to run nekkid through threads, but since he turned it down, I suppose we’ll let you do it this time. I personally never run nekkid through threads, because I don’t want to scare anyone away. The goats are bad enough. Ooops, sorry, forgot I wasn’t supposed to be talking about the goats yet.

Welcome, **Savannah**.

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2004, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new/268784/23 "2004-10-12T16:03:51Z")

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_Runs up out of breath_…The…Goats…Ate…My…Clothes…Look, there’s no time to expl…THEY’RE COMING BACK, RUN!

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2004, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new/268784/24 "2004-10-12T16:30:54Z")

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Where’s the calimari? _Where’s the calimari?_

Oh dear.

This could be embar–

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2004, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new/268784/25 "2004-10-12T16:39:18Z")

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_pop_ _pop_ \<pulls suckers off forehead\>

Welcome, also, **Savannah**!

Vancouver Island… mmmmm… _mountains, oceans, trees…_

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**Author:** ![smartini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/22d042/32.png) [@smartini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smartini)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2004, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new/268784/26 "2004-10-12T16:52:03Z")

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Welcome, **continuity eror** and **Savannah**!

😃

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**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2004, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new/268784/27 "2004-10-12T18:11:38Z")

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> [@Cluricaun](#):
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> _Runs up out of breath_…The…Goats…Ate…My…Clothes…Look, there’s no time to expl…THEY’RE COMING BACK, RUN!

Silly newbie.

We only bring the **trained** goats to threads welcoming Charter Members…

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