# Hi! I'm new.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new/639674>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 2, 2012, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new/639674 "2012-11-02T15:46:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![johnpost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f17d59/32.png) [@johnpost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnpost)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new/639674/21 "2012-11-03T13:09:52Z")

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> [@Plebianangel](#):
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> I’m from WI and work in a cubicle farm.

how many per acre do you yield?

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**Author:** ![Steken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Steken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steken)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new/639674/22 "2012-11-03T13:48:37Z")

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Who is your favorite Wu-Tang Clan member?

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new/639674/23 "2012-11-03T14:17:58Z")

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> [@drewtwo99](#):
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> Wow, November '12 is off to a good start. The class of October '12 was a huge, souring disappointment. But here is and we already have 2 fun people who can actually post coherent sentences and have a grasp on the appropriate use of the shift key!

October was some kind of July reprise, wasn’t it? SDMB indian summer.

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**Author:** ![Plebianangel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@Plebianangel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plebianangel)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new/639674/24 "2012-11-03T14:30:30Z")

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> [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](#):
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> And now that the _nicey-nice stuff_ is _over_…where’s the Goat?  
> And the Squid?
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> We gots us an initiation to [del]commit[/del] celebrate.

I think the goat is wandering in that pasture over yonder  
and the squid didn’t make it, sorry.

> [@needscoffee](#):
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> You posted a pic of your deceased dog? He just looks like he’s sleeping!

Well, he was alive in that pic! lol

> [@Maserschmidt](#):
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> Love that picture. Oh, and welcome!

Thank you!

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**Author:** ![Plebianangel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@Plebianangel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plebianangel)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new/639674/25 "2012-11-03T14:31:30Z")

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> [@drewtwo99](#):
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> Wow, November '12 is off to a good start. The class of October '12 was a huge, souring disappointment. But here is and we already have 2 fun people who can actually post coherent sentences and have a grasp on the appropriate use of the shift key!

The shift key is so important in daily internet life.😉

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**Author:** ![Plebianangel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@Plebianangel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plebianangel)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new/639674/26 "2012-11-03T14:32:30Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> A cubicle farm! They can grow anything out there in cheeseland, can’t they?

> [@johnpost](#):
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> how many per acre do you yield?

I yield about 4 cheddar cheese acres an hour.

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**Author:** ![Plebianangel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@Plebianangel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plebianangel)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new/639674/27 "2012-11-03T14:33:41Z")

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> [@Steken](#):
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> Who is your favorite Wu-Tang Clan member?

I had to google that. I don’t listen to rap.  
I listen to metal, hard rock, alternative, classic rock, 80s hair metal, punk etc, but not rap.

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**Author:** ![Less\_QQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a9a28c/32.png) [@Less\_QQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Less_QQ)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new/639674/28 "2012-11-03T14:37:53Z")

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> [@Plebianangel](#):
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> The shift key is so important in daily internet life.😉

OMG!! YoU ArE So RiGHt!! I lOVe thE ShiFt KeY!!!1!!!11!

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**Author:** ![Plebianangel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@Plebianangel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plebianangel)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new/639674/29 "2012-11-03T14:40:55Z")

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> [@Less\_QQ](#):
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> OMG!! YoU ArE So RiGHt!! I lOVe thE ShiFt KeY!!!1!!!11!

Dying laughing. Have I told you today that I fucking love you?

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**Author:** ![Less\_QQ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a9a28c/32.png) [@Less\_QQ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Less_QQ)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new/639674/30 "2012-11-03T14:50:28Z")

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> [@Plebianangel](#):
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> Dying laughing. Have I told you today that I fucking love you?

dsm,jcvzxuZSAM\<jhxzsjn

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**Author:** ![Plebianangel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@Plebianangel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plebianangel)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new/639674/31 "2012-11-03T14:51:30Z")

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slsllOOOO ssoosos stSSSS soososs OOOO

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**Author:** ![Plebianangel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@Plebianangel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plebianangel)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new/639674/32 "2012-11-03T14:52:40Z")

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I can’t take you anywhere!

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**Author:** ![Steken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Steken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steken)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new/639674/33 "2012-11-03T14:54:23Z")

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> [@Plebianangel](#):
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> I had to google that. I don’t listen to rap.  
> I listen to metal, hard rock, alternative, classic rock, 80s hair metal, punk etc, but not rap.

Metal, eh? In that case, who’s your favorite Norwegian church-burner?

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**Author:** ![Plebianangel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@Plebianangel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plebianangel)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new/639674/34 "2012-11-03T14:59:33Z")

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> [@Steken](#):
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> Metal, eh? In that case, who’s your favorite Norwegian church-burner?

Why would you burn down churches? I vaguely recall reading about that and had to google to refresh my memory. Or is this a subset of metal that I don’t have yet?

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**Author:** ![Steken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Steken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steken)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new/639674/35 "2012-11-03T15:09:29Z")

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> [@Plebianangel](#):
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> Why would you burn down churches? I vaguely recall reading about that and had to google to refresh my memory. Or is this a subset of metal that I don’t have yet?

Yeah, Norwegian black metal. Anyway, forget about that and welcome to the SDMB! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Plebianangel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@Plebianangel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plebianangel)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new/639674/36 "2012-11-03T15:11:05Z")

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> [@Steken](#):
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> Yeah, Norwegian black metal. Anyway, forget about that and welcome to the SDMB! 🙂

Thanks 🙂 I always love to be introduced to new music just to let you know 🙂  
This seems like a cool site with lots of people with a good sense of humor.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new/639674/37 "2012-11-03T16:27:13Z")

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Where in WI? I have family in River Falls.

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**Author:** ![Plebianangel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@Plebianangel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plebianangel)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new/639674/38 "2012-11-03T17:42:54Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> Where in WI? I have family in River Falls.

Nowhere near there. I’m way more South.

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**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new/639674/39 "2012-11-03T19:33:05Z")

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Well, I lived in Merrill, Oshkosh and Brookfield. Are you near any of those?

Oh, and Welcome!

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**Author:** ![Lust4Life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecc23a/32.png) [@Lust4Life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lust4Life)\
**Post date:** [November 3, 2012, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-new/639674/40 "2012-11-03T19:53:03Z")

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Hello there, hope you enjoy yourself here.

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