# Hi, I'm Soapbox Monkey, and I'm a GUY **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 19, 2004, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863 "2004-04-19T18:26:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Soapbox\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Soapbox\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soapbox_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/1 "2004-04-19T18:26:18Z")
I just wanted to clarify this because in some of my threads people seem to make the assumption that I’m a woman. Or maybe they think I’m gay. But I’m neither. Just wanted to settle that. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![phall0106](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/phall0106/32/5934_2.png) [@phall0106](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phall0106)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/2 "2004-04-19T18:40:50Z")
Hi, **Soapbox Monkey**! I’m Phall0106, and I’m a WOMAN! (Not that anyone ever asked, or even to my knowledged, assumed different.) ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/3 "2004-04-19T18:48:58Z")
I’m lieu and I’m a cheese doodle, but many of you already knew that. ---
**Author:** ![Soapbox\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Soapbox\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soapbox_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/4 "2004-04-19T18:53:48Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > I’m lieu and I’m a cheese doodle, but many of you already knew that. _I_ didn’t know that. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/5 "2004-04-19T19:01:36Z")
Hey…\*I \* knew you were a guy! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/6 "2004-04-19T19:11:55Z")
Soapbox Monkey…I thought you were a gay woman! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/7 "2004-04-19T19:16:14Z")
Yeah, a lot of hermaphrodites make that mistake. ---
**Author:** ![SuperNova](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SuperNova](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuperNova)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/8 "2004-04-19T19:26:31Z")
I just assumed you were a guy. Didn’t think many girls would label themselves a “Monkey.” Hmm… ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/9 "2004-04-19T19:34:42Z")
Have you met our friend Dung Beetle? ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2004, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/10 "2004-04-19T20:11:14Z")
Hi, **Soapbox**. Admitting you have a problem is half of the solution. Sucks that we’ll never get a toaster, though. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/11 "2004-04-20T01:40:18Z")
Hi, I’m **Miller** , and I reproduce through asexual cellular fission. ---
**Author:** ![Brainiac4](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brainiac4/32/3534_2.png) [@Brainiac4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brainiac4)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/12 "2004-04-20T02:18:16Z")
Hi, I’m **Brainiac4** , and I’m a 12-level effector intelligence. ---
**Author:** ![SuperNova](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SuperNova](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuperNova)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/13 "2004-04-20T02:37:43Z")
> [@lieu](#): > > Have you met our friend Dung Beetle? Is **Dung Beetle** a girl? ---
**Author:** ![buns3000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c89c15/32.png) [@buns3000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buns3000)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/14 "2004-04-20T02:55:39Z")
> [@Soapbox Monkey](#): > > I just wanted to clarify this because in some of my threads people seem to make the assumption that I’m a woman. Or maybe they think I’m gay. But I’m neither. > > Just wanted to settle that. 😃 MPSIMS? Or is he just a man in his humble opinion? ---
**Author:** ![Omega\_Glory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7c8e57/32.png) [@Omega\_Glory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omega_Glory)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/15 "2004-04-20T03:18:33Z")
> [@phall0106](#): > > Hi, **Soapbox Monkey**! I’m Phall0106, and I’m a WOMAN! (Not that anyone ever asked, or even to my knowledged, assumed different.) Well you cleared things up for me, because I thought you were a guy. For some reason I tied the “Phall” in your name with “phallus” and decided you were male. Ok, now I feel embarrased that I would have randomly tried to form that connection. :o ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/16 "2004-04-20T03:31:36Z")
[Freud]Zo, tell me about your mother, **Omega** … 😃 I am proud to be a part of the International Brotherhood Of Penis Wielders. ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/17 "2004-04-20T03:32:31Z")
Hi, **Soapbox**! I’m fishbicycle. I am both a fish and a bicycle. I reproduce by osmosis. (FTR, I thought you were a guy.) ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/18 "2004-04-20T04:02:54Z")
I’m **Tentacle Monster**. Oh, come on. Guess. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/19 "2004-04-20T04:08:29Z")
I’m **Larry Mudd** , and I’m an autochthon. ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/20 "2004-04-20T04:15:33Z")
I am a guy too… and I’m not _that_ kind of Bear… [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863.md?page=2)