# Hi, I'm Soapbox Monkey, and I'm a GUY **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 19, 2004, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863 "2004-04-19T18:26:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/21 "2004-04-20T05:23:17Z")
What **Soapbox Monkey** said, except the “Soapbox Monkey” part. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Serpentine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@Silver\_Serpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Serpentine)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/22 "2004-04-20T05:23:36Z")
I’m Silver Serpentine, and I have boobies. So you know. ---
**Author:** ![LorieSmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a587f6/32.png) [@LorieSmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LorieSmurf)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/23 "2004-04-20T05:41:23Z")
Now that you mention it, **Soapbox Monkey** , I did think you were a girl. But i don’t know why 😕 ---
**Author:** ![dnooman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/839c29/32.png) [@dnooman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dnooman)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/24 "2004-04-20T05:47:08Z")
I thought you were a guy because of your penis concerns. Oh, and I’m a flagrantly homosexual leprechaun. In case you were wondering. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/25 "2004-04-20T06:48:19Z")
> [@Bear\_Nenno](#): > > I am a guy too… and I’m not _that_ kind of Bear… What kind is _that_? Polar? Teddy? Koala? [/QUOTE] I’m Silver Serpentine, and I have boobies. So you know. [/QUOTE] And here I was thinking you were a girl. Who’da thunk you were a fat man? I’m **Really Not All That Bright** , and I’m… _looks down_ …a doofus 😉 ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/26 "2004-04-20T06:54:28Z")
I’m sleepy…g~nite. ---
**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/27 "2004-04-20T06:57:21Z")
> [@Soapbox Monkey](#): > > I’m a GUY Cite? Sorry, had to be done. ---
**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/28 "2004-04-20T06:58:59Z")
On second thought: > [@Silver Serpentine](#): > > I have boobies. Cite? ---
**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/29 "2004-04-20T08:25:53Z")
Hi, I’m Odinoneeye and I’m a mythical personification of the forces of nature. ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/30 "2004-04-20T13:02:08Z")
> [@Silver Serpentine](#): > > I’m Silver Serpentine, and I have boobies. > > So you know. Someone’s got to say it… **Silver Serpentine** , how _you_ doing? Are you cute? Are you single? (Aside: Based on the last singles party I was at, I’m starting to learn the usefulness of the opening line, “You’re cute! Are you single?”) ---
**Author:** ![Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Bambi\_Hassenpfeffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambi_Hassenpfeffer)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/31 "2004-04-20T14:37:45Z")
> [@Really Not All That Bright](#): > > What kind is _that_? Polar? Teddy? Koala? Oh, and I _am_ that kind of bear. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/32 "2004-04-20T16:28:59Z")
> [@SuperNova](#): > > Is **Dung Beetle** a girl? Yes, and **Nurse Carmen**? Gonads. ---
**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/33 "2004-04-20T17:04:47Z")
> [@Bambi Hassenpfeffer](#): > > Oh, and I _am_ that kind of bear. Can I quote my favorite _Kids in the Hall_ sketch? “I don’t wanna talk about it!” ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/34 "2004-04-20T17:40:26Z")
> [@SuperNova](#): > > I just assumed you were a guy. Didn’t think many girls would label themselves a “Monkey.” Hmm… but but but… I’m a girl! ---
**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/35 "2004-04-20T18:47:52Z")
Miaow-rowww I can’t make up my mind… and apparently most of my online story readers can’t either 😃 I’m just soft and furry and like my back scratched… meow ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2004, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/36 "2004-04-20T19:51:08Z")
Wow, **lieu** knows I’m a chick! My day just got 100% better. ---
**Author:** ![RealTronic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9dc877/32.png) [@RealTronic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealTronic)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/37 "2004-04-21T05:47:50Z")
> [@Tentacle Monster](#): > > I’m **Tentacle Monster**. > > Oh, come on. Guess. You’re a guy, unless your occupation listing in your profile is bogus or if “airman” is a unisex title… ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/38 "2004-04-21T05:58:08Z")
> [@Omega Glory](#): > > Well you cleared things up for me, because I thought you were a guy. For some reason I tied the “Phall” in your name with “phallus” and decided you were male. HA! So did I! Oops. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/39 "2004-04-21T06:04:09Z")
> [@Bad News Baboon](#): > > but but but… > > I’m a girl! Damn dirty ape!! [sub]Kidding … don’t bite me with your massive canines[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2004, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863/40 "2004-04-21T07:10:07Z")
Go to HELL, Astro. :mad: :mad: :mad: [sub] It’s _filthy_, not dirty![/sub] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-soapbox-monkey-and-im-a-guy/240863.md?page=3)