# "Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [May 28, 2002, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-troy-mcclure-you-might-remember-me-from/111248 "2002-05-28T22:47:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![WSLer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a6a055/32.png) [@WSLer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WSLer)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-troy-mcclure-you-might-remember-me-from/111248/1 "2002-05-28T22:47:04Z")
…such films as _They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall, The President’s Neck Is Missing, The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel_ and _The Greatest Story Ever Hula-ed_ . ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Dave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/46a35a/32.png) [@Great\_Dave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Dave)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-troy-mcclure-you-might-remember-me-from/111248/2 "2002-05-28T22:55:12Z")
… from such educational films as _One minus two equals negative fun_ and_Stacy doesn’t live anymore._ ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-troy-mcclure-you-might-remember-me-from/111248/3 "2002-05-28T23:31:10Z")
“Lead Paint: Delicious but Deadly.” Troy’s entire acting career can be found [here](http://www.snpp.com/guides/troy.mcclure.html). ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2002, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-troy-mcclure-you-might-remember-me-from/111248/4 "2002-05-28T23:31:48Z")
_The Erotic Adventures of Hercules_. ---
**Author:** ![Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/soul_brother_number_two/32/3515_2.png) [@Soul\_Brother\_Number\_Two](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soul_Brother_Number_Two)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-troy-mcclure-you-might-remember-me-from/111248/5 "2002-05-29T01:53:37Z")
my fave troy mcclure line is ‘sweet liquor eases the pain.’ ---
**Author:** ![Silentgoldfish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@Silentgoldfish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silentgoldfish)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-troy-mcclure-you-might-remember-me-from/111248/6 "2002-05-29T03:15:23Z")
That’d be Lionel Hutz (I think…) “That’s why you’re the judge, and I’m the law… talking… guy.” ---
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-troy-mcclure-you-might-remember-me-from/111248/7 "2002-05-29T03:16:33Z")
“…Christmas Ape! And Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp!” and a personal favorite: “…Hitler Doesn’t Live Here Anymore! and It’s a Wonderful Film!” ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-troy-mcclure-you-might-remember-me-from/111248/8 "2002-05-29T06:49:08Z")
Don’t forget Rancho Relaxo! ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-troy-mcclure-you-might-remember-me-from/111248/9 "2002-05-29T07:00:34Z")
…from such self-help videos as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Confident, Stupid.” ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-troy-mcclure-you-might-remember-me-from/111248/10 "2002-05-29T08:11:54Z")
My fave: “Dial M for Murderousness” ---
**Author:** ![S.Mussberger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@S.Mussberger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/S.Mussberger)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-troy-mcclure-you-might-remember-me-from/111248/11 "2002-05-29T08:14:03Z")
“The Unbearable Moistness of Sweating” and “Make-Out King of Montana” ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-troy-mcclure-you-might-remember-me-from/111248/12 "2002-05-29T11:10:50Z")
…from such epic movies as _Gonged by the Wind_, _Ben is a Her_, and _Dune, Where’s My Camel?_ ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-troy-mcclure-you-might-remember-me-from/111248/13 "2002-05-29T12:17:58Z")
My favorite: His narration of “Fuzzy Bunny’s Guide to You Know What” Fuzzy Bunny get hair where there wasn’t hair before, and before long he and his girlfriend are boffing like…well…bunnies (cue porno music and Edna Crabopple saying “Shey’s faking it.”) ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-troy-mcclure-you-might-remember-me-from/111248/14 "2002-05-29T12:25:29Z")
My favorite Troy related line has always been “Don’t kid yourself Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about!” ---
**Author:** ![Guy\_Propski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/5e9695/32.png) [@Guy\_Propski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guy_Propski)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-troy-mcclure-you-might-remember-me-from/111248/15 "2002-05-29T12:25:52Z")
NDP got my two favorite. Runner up would be “P is for Psycho!” ---
**Author:** ![kingpengvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9dc877/32.png) [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-troy-mcclure-you-might-remember-me-from/111248/16 "2002-05-29T12:44:15Z")
Man Verses Nature: The Road To Victory My favorite line: “Now Lets go to the killing floor, don’t worry Timmy thats just a term actually its a grate that allows the blood to sluce through.” ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-troy-mcclure-you-might-remember-me-from/111248/17 "2002-05-29T13:17:41Z")
…_Locker Room Towel Fight: The Blinding of Larry Driscoll_ I didn’t see that one on the list at snpp! ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-troy-mcclure-you-might-remember-me-from/111248/18 "2002-05-29T13:19:23Z")
D’oh, found it under “educational films” ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-troy-mcclure-you-might-remember-me-from/111248/19 "2002-05-29T14:26:05Z")
Don’t forget one of my favourite Driver’s Ed films: _Alice Through the Windshield Glass_. ---
**Author:** ![Amidar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Amidar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amidar)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2002, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-troy-mcclure-you-might-remember-me-from/111248/20 "2002-05-29T14:50:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spoons \* > \*\*Don’t forget one of my favourite Driver’s Ed films: _Alice Through the Windshield Glass_. \*\* And of course, _The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot!_ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-im-troy-mcclure-you-might-remember-me-from/111248.md?page=2)