# Hi, Jack! (ckalli1998) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 11, 2017, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922 "2017-03-11T07:08:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/241 "2017-03-13T22:45:55Z")
> [@Fotheringay-Phipps](#): > > I’m aware he sends a lot of them. That’s one reason I ignored his request. But guys he’s convinced are trolls seems a bit much. I don’t think you’re a troll (sometimes I find you obnoxious in politics threads, but in non-politics threads you’ve been very helpful and gracious), but I think the fact that **IT** sent you a friend request is a sign of nothing more than you’re a person who sometimes posts on the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/242 "2017-03-13T22:47:01Z")
**Idle Thoughts** is a girl. She flirts with everyone; you aren’t special. ---
**Author:** ![1iLeft](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/1ileft/32/4114_2.png) [@1iLeft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/1iLeft)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/243 "2017-03-13T23:03:57Z")
> [@Ravenman](#): > > She flirts with everyone; you aren’t special. Dammit! ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/244 "2017-03-13T23:05:11Z")
> [@iiandyiiii](#): > > **Idle Thoughts** has 803 SDMB friends (that’s just the ones who _accepted_). I’m pretty sure he sends a friend request to every single poster. ☹ I thought I was special. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/245 "2017-03-13T23:21:46Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > ☹ I thought I was special. ☹ I think you’re special! ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/246 "2017-03-13T23:42:57Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > Yes, the rumor was indeed started by rogue, left-wing [Hillary staffer during her 2008 primary.](http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/sep/16/clinton-08-campaign-manager-admits-birther-connect/) Do please learn to read your own damn cites. ---
**Author:** ![Fubaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fubaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fubaya)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2017, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/247 "2017-03-13T23:53:42Z")
> [@Ravenman](#): > > **Idle Thoughts** is a girl. She flirts with everyone; you aren’t special. Damn. I didn’t get no flirts! ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/248 "2017-03-14T00:18:46Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Let’s keep him. Are you going to feed him and pick up after him? > [@](#): > > No, you disappear from the thread and pretend it never happened. > [@Clothahump](#): > > That statement is completely incorrect. Please. When have you ever \*not \*simply said “Fuck off” and snowflaked out whenever your idiocy has been pointed out to you? Ever? Got an example thread to show us? Our new teenaged friend is more mature than _you_, at least. ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Wiggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/red_wiggler/32/13190_2.png) [@Red\_Wiggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Wiggler)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/249 "2017-03-14T00:32:31Z")
> [@HeweyLogan](#): > > Just like the Democrats who say Cheeto in Chief, Agent Orange, Il Douche, and a variety of other childish putdowns? > > Although I haven’t heard him refer to to the party as anything other than Democrats or what they prefer to be called. Guess that makes him better than the opposition. I’ve also read “Trumpleforeskin,” “Orange Droolius,” “Littlefingers” (from the Thrones dorks) and, of course, “Forrest Trump.” Disrespectful, each and every one. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/250 "2017-03-14T00:35:48Z")
Trumplefuck, Great Orange Menace, yes, yes, all horribly offensive. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/251 "2017-03-14T00:42:23Z")
> [@Red\_Wiggler](#): > > I’ve also read “Trumpleforeskin,” “Orange Droolius,” “Littlefingers” (from the Thrones dorks) and, of course, “Forrest Trump.” Disrespectful, each and every one. You forgot SCROTUS(So-Called Ruler Of The United States). ---
**Author:** ![CannyDan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cannydan/32/548_2.png) [@CannyDan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CannyDan)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/252 "2017-03-14T01:05:37Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > I … Let’s keep him… OK, fine. If you’re sure, I’ll text the goat and the squid, and send an email to those guys who borrowed the barrel. You can play with him _after_ you finish your regular chores. But I’m not gonna intervene for you if this one claws the drapes or poops on the countertop! ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/253 "2017-03-14T02:29:26Z")
> [@Red\_Wiggler](#): > > I’ve also read “Trumpleforeskin,” “Orange Droolius,” “Littlefingers” (from the Thrones dorks) and, of course, “Forrest Trump.” Disrespectful, each and every one. I get the idea of “show respect to the office of the president”; however, I do not get showing respect to an individual who does not show respect to it himself, said individual actually holding said office. ---
**Author:** ![ckalli1998](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a3d4f5/32.png) [@ckalli1998](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ckalli1998)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/254 "2017-03-14T02:31:22Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > I get the idea of “show respect to the office of the president”; however, I do not get showing respect to an individual who does not show respect to it himself, said individual actually holding said office. Probably because you’ve never known what respect is in your miserable, putrid life. Monty, Monty, the scientist. What do you do with your medical and laboratory equipment. Do you use them to aid yourself in jacking off as you’re too weak to do so naturally, you nigh-impotent buffoon? ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/255 "2017-03-14T02:41:33Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > Probably because you’ve never known what respect is in your miserable, putrid life. Hahahahahahaha! How…droll. > [@](#): > > Monty, Monty, the scientist. What do you do with your medical and laboratory equipment. Do you use them to aid yourself in jacking off as you’re too weak to do so naturally, you nigh-impotent buffoon? WTF are you on about? ---
**Author:** ![ckalli1998](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a3d4f5/32.png) [@ckalli1998](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ckalli1998)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/256 "2017-03-14T02:43:59Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > WTF are you on about? “Straight Dope Science Advisory Board” under your name. That’s what I’m on about. Now answer the question. When you touch yourself to get your jollies, do you add in some of your laboratory formula liquid and technological equipment, seeing as how you’re too to weak-willed bust a nut yourself? ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/257 "2017-03-14T02:46:11Z")
Post #256 shows some rather disturbing detail about the thinking process of the author of that post. Oh, and it’s another example of bad S&G employed by a **so-called** honors student. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/258 "2017-03-14T02:48:37Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > “Straight Dope Science Advisory Board” under your name. > > That’s what I’m on about. > > Now answer the question. When you touch yourself to get your jollies, do you add in some of your laboratory formula liquid and technological equipment, seeing as how you’re too weak-willed bust a nut yourself? Are you looking for advice? ---
**Author:** ![ckalli1998](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a3d4f5/32.png) [@ckalli1998](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ckalli1998)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/259 "2017-03-14T02:50:33Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Post #256 shows some rather disturbing detail about the thinking process of the author of that post. Oh, and it’s another example of bad S&G employed by a so-called honors student. Your constant evasions leave me no choice but to conclude that you do indeed beat off with laboratory liquid intended for science purposes, not to let you masturbate, you sick fucko. Disgusting, too weak to do it au natural ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/260 "2017-03-14T02:55:37Z")
Ah, now I see why Trump is your idol. You make up nonsense and are astounded that other people, people with fully functioning brains, fully-functioning sense of reality, and fullly-functioning awareness of logic and truth, do not accept your nonsense as fact. It’s been said by a number of people, both on and off this board, so no citation is needed: Seek help. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922.md?page=14)