# Hi, Jack! (ckalli1998) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 11, 2017, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922 "2017-03-11T07:08:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![ckalli1998](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a3d4f5/32.png) [@ckalli1998](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ckalli1998)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/261 "2017-03-14T02:57:50Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Ah, now I see why Trump is your idol. You make up nonsense and are astounded that other people, people with fully functioning brains, fully-functioning sense of reality, and fullly-functioning awareness of logic and truth, do not accept your nonsense as fact. > > It’s been said by a number of people, both on and off this board, so no citation is needed: Seek help. My mental processes are in 100% condition, thanks. Can’t say the same about you, you white-coated, bottom-feeding oil-emitting fucktard. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/262 "2017-03-14T03:00:28Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > My mental processes are in 100% condition, thanks. > > Can’t say the same about you, you white-coated, bottom-feeding oil-emitting fucktard. You’re using one of those random insult generators, aren’t you? Because you _really_ don’t know how to insult people. ---
**Author:** ![ckalli1998](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a3d4f5/32.png) [@ckalli1998](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ckalli1998)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/263 "2017-03-14T03:04:56Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > You’re using one of those random insult generators, aren’t you? > Because you _really_ don’t know how to insult people. That chestnut of mid-life crisis powerspeak spiked such a life I almost snorted my apple juice through my left nostril. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/264 "2017-03-14T03:07:45Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > My mental processes are in 100% condition, thanks. Yep. 100%, as in “full on insane”. > [@](#): > > Can’t say the same about you, you white-coated, bottom-feeding oil-emitting fucktard. Glad to hear it. I am quite sane, quite rational. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/265 "2017-03-14T03:13:31Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > My mental processes are in 100% condition, thanks. {…} > [@ckalli1998](#): > > That chestnut of mid-life crisis powerspeak spiked such a life I almost snorted my apple juice through my left nostril. We’ve secretly replaced the caffeine in ckalli’s coffee with adrenochrome, let’s see if he can tell the difference! CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/266 "2017-03-14T03:15:02Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > That chestnut of mid-life crisis powerspeak spiked such a life I almost snorted my apple juice through my left nostril. Squirt some through your right nostril and you could wash out your skull. Though that would be a waste of the cost of a juice-box. ---
**Author:** ![ckalli1998](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a3d4f5/32.png) [@ckalli1998](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ckalli1998)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/267 "2017-03-14T03:17:46Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Squirt some through your right nostril and you could wash out your skull. > > Though that would be a waste of the cost of a juice-box. Openly wishing for the death of a fellow DOPE user. You are an unrepentant, vindictive bitch ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/268 "2017-03-14T03:26:53Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > Openly wishing for the death of a fellow DOPE user. > > You are an unrepentant, vindictive bitch Then report it. Little red triangle, upper right. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/269 "2017-03-14T03:30:05Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > Openly wishing for the death of a fellow DOPE user. Who’s using dope? I mean, besides you. > [@](#): > > You are an unrepentant, vindictive bitch Why are you talking to Trump here? Last I heard, he had a twitter account. ---
**Author:** ![ckalli1998](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a3d4f5/32.png) [@ckalli1998](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ckalli1998)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/270 "2017-03-14T03:30:08Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Then report it. Little red triangle, upper right. I look like some tattle-taling bitch to you? ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/271 "2017-03-14T03:31:19Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > I look like some tattle-taling bitch to you? Next question. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/272 "2017-03-14T03:37:43Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > I look like some tattle-taling bitch to you? Despite being an atheist, I feel quite blessed to have not gazed upon your visage. Though, if you’d like, I will look in our cats’ litter box and pretend it’s you. ---
**Author:** ![ckalli1998](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a3d4f5/32.png) [@ckalli1998](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ckalli1998)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/273 "2017-03-14T03:41:05Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Despite being an atheist, I feel quite blessed to have not gazed upon your visage. > Though, if you’d like, I will look in our cats’ litter box and pretend it’s you. That litter box is the equivalent of what you contribute to society, you turd-squeezing scum-sucking piece of horse manure. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/274 "2017-03-14T03:44:41Z")
Dude, 60 posts a day and this is what you came here to do? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/275 "2017-03-14T03:46:34Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > I look like some tattle-taling bitch to you? You’re half right. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/276 "2017-03-14T03:47:09Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > That litter box is the equivalent of what you contribute to society, you turd-squeezing scum-sucking piece of horse manure. Take a deep breath, son, you’ve become unhinged. Be the man on the honor roll we all know you are. Perhaps copy and paste some Ayn Rand for us. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/277 "2017-03-14T03:49:12Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > You’re half right. And he’s trying to make up words, too. That never goes well when one has little knowledge in the first place. To wit: “tattle-taling”. “Tattle-tale” is a noun. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/278 "2017-03-14T03:51:25Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Take a deep breath, son, you’ve become unhinged. Be the man on the honor roll we all know you are. Perhaps copy and paste some Ayn Rand for us. For an honor student, he has an awfully light schedule. He posted from early morning into the night both last Thur. and Fri. Unless he’s posting during class. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/279 "2017-03-14T03:54:40Z")
Not like he’s the one paying for the classes, most likely. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/280 "2017-03-14T03:55:23Z")
Huh, remember when this “honor student” pretended to be all monocle-poppy at the sight of people insulting Trump? Yeah, I remember further up the page too. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922.md?page=13) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922.md?page=15)