# Hi, Jack! (ckalli1998) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 11, 2017, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922 "2017-03-11T07:08:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![ckalli1998](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a3d4f5/32.png) [@ckalli1998](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ckalli1998)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/281 "2017-03-14T04:00:07Z")
Spring Break, morons. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/282 "2017-03-14T04:00:39Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > Openly wishing for the death of a fellow DOPE user. > > You are an unrepentant, vindictive bitch Get the fuck out of the Pit, snowflake. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/283 "2017-03-14T04:01:42Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > Spring Break, morons. Yeah, that’s always a problem around here. We get an influx of trolls and twits every year. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/284 "2017-03-14T04:02:50Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > Spring Break, morons. Didn’t start until the 11th. I checked your (claimed) school’s calendar. ---
**Author:** ![ckalli1998](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a3d4f5/32.png) [@ckalli1998](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ckalli1998)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/285 "2017-03-14T04:05:03Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > Didn’t start until the 11th. I checked your (claimed) school’s calendar. It’s the 14th. Case you haven’t noticed. I only had one class on Thursday, and none on Friday. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/286 "2017-03-14T04:09:46Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > Spring Break, morons. You have one punctuation error, one noun number error, and a missing article. You also left out the first person singular nominative pronoun and the copula. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/287 "2017-03-14T04:11:25Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > It’s the 14th. Case you haven’t noticed. > > I only had one class on Thursday, and none on Friday. I specifically mentioned Thur. and Fri. (9th and 10th) I will excuse your apparent illiteracy. Like I said, really light schedule. Especially for a honor student. ETA: I look forward to your return to your institute of higher learning. There are floors to be mopped and toilets plunged. ---
**Author:** ![ckalli1998](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a3d4f5/32.png) [@ckalli1998](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ckalli1998)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/288 "2017-03-14T04:14:14Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > I specifically mentioned Thur. and Fri. (9th and 10th) I will excuse your apparent illiteracy. > > Like I said, really light schedule. Especially for a honor student. I have lots of classes on other days. I picked my schedule for space. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/289 "2017-03-14T04:19:00Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > I have lots of classes on other days. I picked my schedule for space. That sounds super neat, honor-roll boy. Now why don’t you go buy a 12er and enjoy your spring break for fuck’s sake. ETA: Oops, sorry. Forgot you’re still a teenager. Go have a milkshake. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/290 "2017-03-14T04:25:35Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > That sounds super neat, honor-roll boy. Now why don’t you go buy a 12er and enjoy your spring break for fuck’s sake. > ETA: Oops, sorry. Forgot you’re still a teenager. Go have a milkshake. We know he has no success with women. He wouldn’t be hanging around here at all hours. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/291 "2017-03-14T04:41:08Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > We know he has no success with women. He wouldn’t be hanging around here at all hours. Yet another one who faps every time he gets a reply. Fap fap fap fap fap fap. It’s rather pathetic. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/292 "2017-03-14T04:47:09Z")
So, the request for civil discussion seems to have been dropped. I never get the memos on stuff like that. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/293 "2017-03-14T04:51:48Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > So, the request for civil discussion seems to have been dropped. I never get the memos on stuff like that. Wrong thread anyway. ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/294 "2017-03-14T05:50:16Z")
I guess after seven months … the kids down at the student union are already sick of this guy … **The Internet** … refuge for those who don’t want their nose broke … I took a few of them there Honors courses … not sure what they was about … and automatic A is an automatic A right? ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/295 "2017-03-14T06:08:41Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Oh, and it’s another example of bad S&G employed by a **so-called** honors student. Mm, yes, that’s got to be the worst Simon & Garfunkel I ever saw. ---
**Author:** ![naita](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/naita/32/5862_2.png) [@naita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/naita)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/296 "2017-03-14T10:09:27Z")
So what happened to explaining how Trump’s multi-year birther campaign is actually a funny joke, despite no one with reason to know it was a joke every claiming it was? Or do you just ignore anyone who asks difficult questions? Hmm, who else do we know who prefers easy questions and has a ridiculously low bar for what’s a hard question? Where you perchance also flabbergasted when it was “discovered” that health policy was complicated? ---
**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/297 "2017-03-14T10:45:23Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > Spring Break, morons. LOL! Kid screams about how he’s a MAN (he’s really a plagiarizing gutless coward, of course); how many adult men brag about all the free time they have because of _spring break_? Let me guess… you’re not exactly slaying the ladies out there, are you? Maybe they prefer guys who aren’t plagiarizing gutless cowards? ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Economist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c89c15/32.png) [@Evil\_Economist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Economist)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/298 "2017-03-14T11:09:10Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > Probably because you’ve never known what respect is in your miserable, putrid life… Do you use them to aid yourself in jacking off as you’re too weak to do so naturally, you nigh-impotent buffoon? > [@ckalli1998](#): > > When you touch yourself to get your jollies, do you add in some of your laboratory formula liquid and technological equipment, seeing as how you’re too to weak-willed bust a nut yourself? > [@ckalli1998](#): > > Your constant evasions leave me no choice but to conclude that you do indeed beat off with laboratory liquid intended for science purposes, not to let you masturbate, you sick fucko. Disgusting, too weak to do it au natural > [@ckalli1998](#): > > you white-coated, bottom-feeding oil-emitting fucktard. > [@ckalli1998](#): > > You are an unrepentant, vindictive bitch > [@ckalli1998](#): > > That litter box is the equivalent of what you contribute to society, you turd-squeezing scum-sucking piece of horse manure. Wow, didn’t take long for this guy to start displaying his real personality. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/299 "2017-03-14T11:12:31Z")
> [@Evil\_Economist](#): > > Wow, didn’t take long for this guy to start displaying his real personality. You forgot to add “so-called” before “personality”. ---
**Author:** ![ckalli1998](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a3d4f5/32.png) [@ckalli1998](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ckalli1998)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2017, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/300 "2017-03-14T11:23:24Z")
Do you know what the weather is like in the Northeast? I’ve got a serious cold right now, which is why I haven’t gotten out of the house. The snow is too much. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922.md?page=14) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922.md?page=16)