# Hi, Jack! (ckalli1998) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 11, 2017, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922 "2017-03-11T07:08:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/361 "2017-03-17T19:05:07Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > Your fucking mom is the only leftist I know good at carrying out debates, and we had a very satisfying one last night where we ended up debating whether have sexy anal sex or vaginal, and we decided to have good old, awesome pussy-busting sex. We both loved every minute of the debate, and the aftermath. > > I look forward to debating your mom again, **Left Hand of Dorkness**. You’re not very good at this, are you? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/362 "2017-03-17T19:12:08Z")
> [@Mr.Miskatonic](#): > > You’re not very good at this, are you? Children will be children. ---
**Author:** ![ckalli1998](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a3d4f5/32.png) [@ckalli1998](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ckalli1998)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/363 "2017-03-17T19:15:11Z")
> [@Mr.Miskatonic](#): > > You’re not very good at this, are you? Believe me, sir, Mrs. Miskatonic knows how fucking good I am at these debates. Where do you think your wife disappeared to last night, man? I wasn’t for dinner at Ruby Tuesdays with her girlfriends, as she told you. It was to spend the night with me, after we had a nice long debate about it and she was convinced by my persuasive wooing. We fucked all-night long, probably the best sex I ever had. Long story short: you find out she’s pregnant in a month or two, the kid probably ain’t yours. 🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/364 "2017-03-17T19:23:02Z")
Margarita’s Creole Chicken-Stuffed Mofongo You can make this traditional Puerto Rican dish with a food processor, but for even more authentic flavor, use a pilón, or a wooden mortar and pestle. Ingredients 4 SERVINGS Mofongo Vegetable oil (for frying; about 8 cups) 4 unripe plantains, peeled, sliced ½ inch thick (about 5 cups) 2 garlic cloves, finely chopped ½ teaspoon adobo seasoning Kosher salt, freshly ground pepper Sofrito ½ green bell pepper, seeded, chopped ½ small yellow onion, quartered 2 garlic cloves ¼ cup chopped fresh cilantro leaves with tender stems 2 tablespoons olive oil Pinch of crushed red pepper flakes Kosher salt, freshly ground pepper Creole Chicken Stew 2 tablespoons olive oil 8 ounces skinless, boneless chicken thighs, cut into ½-inch pieces Kosher salt, freshly ground pepper 1 small yellow onion, chopped 1 red bell pepper, seeded, chopped ½ green bell pepper, seeded, chopped 1 14.5-oz can diced tomatoes 1 14.5-oz. can tomato sauce ½ cup low-sodium chicken broth ½ cup chopped fresh cilantro leaves with tender stems, plus more for serving Pork rinds (for serving; optional) Special Equipment A deep-fry thermometer; a mortar and pestle Preparation Mofongo Fit a large pot with deep-fry thermometer; pour in vegetable oil to a depth of 2". Heat over medium-high until thermometer registers 375°. Fry plantains, turning occasionally, until golden brown, about 4 minutes. Transfer to a paper towel-lined rimmed baking sheet to drain. Using the bottom of a glass or small skillet, press plantains to flatten. Transfer flattened plantains to mortar and pestle and add garlic and adobo; season with salt and pepper. Mash until softened and well combined. Continued [here](http://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/margaritas-creole-chicken-stuffed-mofongo). ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/365 "2017-03-17T19:26:26Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > Believe me, sir, Mrs. Miskatonic knows how fucking good I am at these debates. > > Where do you think your wife disappeared to last night, man? I wasn’t for dinner at Ruby Tuesdays with her girlfriends, as she told you. It was to spend the night with me, after we had a nice long debate about it and she was convinced by my persuasive wooing. > > We fucked all-night long, probably the best sex I ever had. > > Long story short: you find out she’s pregnant in a month or two, the kid probably ain’t yours. > 🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒 I do believe the lil’ trollkin is trying to play the dozens-How…cute. ---
**Author:** ![ckalli1998](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a3d4f5/32.png) [@ckalli1998](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ckalli1998)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/366 "2017-03-17T19:26:39Z")
> [@Ace309](#): > > Margarita’s Creole Chicken-Stuffed Mofongo > You can make this traditional Puerto Rican dish with a food processor, but for even more authentic flavor, use a pilón, or a wooden mortar and pestle. > > Ingredients > 4 SERVINGS > Mofongo > Vegetable oil (for frying; about 8 cups) > 4 unripe plantains, peeled, sliced ½ inch thick (about 5 cups) > 2 garlic cloves, finely chopped > ½ teaspoon adobo seasoning > Kosher salt, freshly ground pepper > Sofrito > ½ green bell pepper, seeded, chopped > ½ small yellow onion, quartered > 2 garlic cloves > ¼ cup chopped fresh cilantro leaves with tender stems > 2 tablespoons olive oil > Pinch of crushed red pepper flakes > Kosher salt, freshly ground pepper > Creole Chicken Stew > 2 tablespoons olive oil > 8 ounces skinless, boneless chicken thighs, cut into ½-inch pieces > Kosher salt, freshly ground pepper > 1 small yellow onion, chopped > 1 red bell pepper, seeded, chopped > ½ green bell pepper, seeded, chopped > 1 14.5-oz can diced tomatoes > 1 14.5-oz. can tomato sauce > ½ cup low-sodium chicken broth > ½ cup chopped fresh cilantro leaves with tender stems, plus more for serving > Pork rinds (for serving; optional) > Special Equipment > A deep-fry thermometer; a mortar and pestle > Preparation > Mofongo > Fit a large pot with deep-fry thermometer; pour in vegetable oil to a depth of 2". Heat over medium-high until thermometer registers 375°. Fry plantains, turning occasionally, until golden brown, about 4 minutes. Transfer to a paper towel-lined rimmed baking sheet to drain. Using the bottom of a glass or small skillet, press plantains to flatten. Transfer flattened plantains to mortar and pestle and add garlic and adobo; season with salt and pepper. Mash until softened and well combined. > > Continued [here](http://www.bonappetit.com/recipe/margaritas-creole-chicken-stuffed-mofongo). Delicious. It’s the same meal that I baked for your curvaceous wife, right before I fucked the living daylights out of that broad. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Airbeck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/airbeck/32/6574_2.png) [@Airbeck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airbeck)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/367 "2017-03-17T19:27:39Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > Your fucking mom is the only leftist I know good at carrying out debates, and we had a very satisfying one last night where we ended up debating whether have sexy anal sex or vaginal, and we decided to have good old, awesome pussy-busting sex. We both loved every minute of the debate, and the aftermath. > > I look forward to debating your mom again, **Left Hand of Dorkness**. Good lord, what the fuck is wrong with you? What are you 13 years old? Get the hell out of here with that shit. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/368 "2017-03-17T19:40:45Z")
I do believe it’s about time we start betting on when ckalli1998 departs from our presence, and whether it will be _suicide by mod_ or being unsocked. I’m with five days, SBM. CMC fnord! ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/369 "2017-03-17T19:42:36Z")
I guess the flame that burns the brightest burns out soonest. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/370 "2017-03-17T19:44:48Z")
Y’all should try these [Sarah Bernhardt cookies](http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/member/views/sarah-bernhardt-cookies-1276153) our family makes every year-difficult to deal with, but well worth the effort…unlike **ckali1998**. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/371 "2017-03-17T19:45:32Z")
> [@Airbeck](#): > > Good lord, what the fuck is wrong with you? What are you 13 years old? Get the hell out of here with that shit. At least he’s putting to use what his mother taught him. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/372 "2017-03-17T19:46:12Z")
> [@Azeotrope](#): > > I guess the flame that burns the brightest burns out soonest. Doubly so for flaming assholes. ---
**Author:** ![ckalli1998](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a3d4f5/32.png) [@ckalli1998](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ckalli1998)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/373 "2017-03-17T19:47:26Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Doubly so for flaming assholes. Your mom’s asshole was sure flaming hot with my cum after I fucked her nonstop in my crib when she came to Jersey a couple days ago. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/374 "2017-03-17T19:50:09Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Doubly so for flaming assholes. Maybe if we coat the little hemmorrhoid in Preparation H he’ll shrink up and go away. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/375 "2017-03-17T19:50:24Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > Your mom’s asshole was sure flaming hot with my cum after I fucked her nonstop in my crib when she came to Jersey a couple days ago. 🆒 Bragging about necrophilia? That’s pretty brave of you…and pretty stupid, considering she was cremated. First rule of the dozens-know your target. Why don’t you try again? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/376 "2017-03-17T19:54:28Z")
> [@Czarcasm](#): > > Bragging about necrophilia? That’s pretty brave of you…and pretty stupid, considering she was cremated. First rule of the dozens-know your target. > > Why don’t you try again? Give him time. Even someone his age has a refractory period. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/377 "2017-03-17T19:55:11Z")
Aaaaand there it is… ck’s gone full metal retard. Fuck off, you weapons grade imbecile. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/378 "2017-03-17T19:55:41Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > Your fucking mom is the only leftist I know good at carrying out debates, and we had a very satisfying one last night where we ended up debating whether have sexy anal sex or vaginal, and we decided to have good old, awesome pussy-busting sex. We both loved every minute of the debate, and the aftermath. > > I look forward to debating your mom again, **Left Hand of Dorkness**. I got one for you: what’s the difference between my mom and your hand? It’s not my job to educate you. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/379 "2017-03-17T19:58:30Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > Your fucking mom is the only leftist I know good at carrying out debates, and we had a very satisfying one last night where we ended up debating whether have sexy anal sex or vaginal, and we decided to have good old, awesome pussy-busting sex. We both loved every minute of the debate, and the aftermath. > > I look forward to debating your mom again, **Left Hand of Dorkness**. > [@ckalli1998](#): > > Your mom’s asshole was sure flaming hot with my cum after I fucked her nonstop in my crib when she came to Jersey a couple days ago. 🆒 Like I said in the other thread, insults like this just demonstrate your immaturity and are just pathetic. This is just high-school level. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/380 "2017-03-17T19:59:20Z")
Honestly, does this shit from a Trump supporter surprise anyone? Bottom feeders, trolls, assholes and mental midgets. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922.md?page=20)