# Hi, Jack! (ckalli1998) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 11, 2017, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922 "2017-03-11T07:08:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 20
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/381 "2017-03-17T20:01:44Z")
There is no greater irony. As with a lot of children, **ckalli1998** thinks talking about someones mom is the “ultimate” burn. Where we as adults just see it as sad and pathetic. I’m sure he was hoping the responses would be something more along the lines of: “YOU TALKING ABOUT MY MOM?! OH NO YOU DIDN’T! THEMS FIGHT’N WORDS BRO!!” Sorry to disappoint **ckalli1998** , were are not children. Perhaps you’d feel more at home that has more posters with a median age of about 12 or so. ---
**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/382 "2017-03-17T20:06:13Z")
> [@crowmanyclouds](#): > > I do believe it’s about time we start betting on when ckalli1998 departs from our presence, and whether it will be _suicide by mod_ or being unsocked. > > I’m with five days, SBM. > > CMC fnord! 3 days, suicide by mod. ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/383 "2017-03-17T20:17:24Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Yeah, keep telling yourself that.Apparently “rational debate” in Clothyland means “communing with my fellow Trump supporters”. As usual, assumptions made about me are incorrect. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/384 "2017-03-17T20:17:28Z")
> [@raventhief](#): > > 3 days, suicide by mod. I’m thinking tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/385 "2017-03-17T20:22:09Z")
> [@Clothahump](#): > > As usual, assumptions made about me are incorrect. Poor **Clot** ; The most mis-understood poster on SDMB. Where’d I put my tiny violin? ---
**Author:** ![ckalli1998](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a3d4f5/32.png) [@ckalli1998](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ckalli1998)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/386 "2017-03-17T20:24:08Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Poor **Clot** ; The most mis-understood poster on SDMB. Where’d I put my tiny violin? You put it up your disgusting, ugly wife’s asshole after she had the nerve to reject your impotent advances. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/387 "2017-03-17T20:25:51Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Poor **Clot** ; The most mis-understood poster on SDMB. Where’d I put my tiny violin? I don’t know…but I’ll bet **ckali1998** is fucking it’s mother even as we speak. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/388 "2017-03-17T20:26:53Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > You put it up your disgusting, ugly wife’s asshole after she had the nerve to reject impotent advances. Someone rejected you? I’m _shocked_! ---
**Author:** ![1iLeft](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/1ileft/32/4114_2.png) [@1iLeft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/1iLeft)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/389 "2017-03-17T20:28:03Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > Your mom’s asshole was sure flaming hot with my cum after I fucked her nonstop in my crib when she came to Jersey a couple days ago. 🆒 Was that with or without sodium? bruh. You uppity Christian bigot you. ---
**Author:** ![ckalli1998](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a3d4f5/32.png) [@ckalli1998](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ckalli1998)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/390 "2017-03-17T20:29:43Z")
> [@1iLeft](#): > > Was that with or without sodium? bruh. > You uppity Christian bigot you. I fucked the guy’s mama, yes, but with no sodium lubricant. Anyway, what does my Christianity have to do with this, exactly? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/391 "2017-03-17T20:29:49Z")
> [@Buck\_Godot](#): > > I’m thinking tomorrow. 2 warnings already, and this little bit of nonsense? I’m going with two days, since you already took tomorrow. Also, any college student worth anything will be too busy being social for St. Patrick’s Weekend (it’s a weekend, even if not technically, at this point) to spew garbage everywhere except literally. ---
**Author:** ![Airbeck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/airbeck/32/6574_2.png) [@Airbeck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airbeck)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/392 "2017-03-17T20:30:53Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > You put it up your disgusting, ugly wife’s asshole after she had the nerve to reject your impotent advances. It would take 11 Empire State Buildings, stacked one on top of the other, to measure the Gulf of Mexico at its deepest point. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/393 "2017-03-17T20:31:02Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > I fucked the guy’s mama, yes, but with no sodium lubricant. > > Anyway, what does my Christianity have to do with this, exactly? 😕 Apparently absolutely nothing. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/394 "2017-03-17T20:35:58Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > I fucked the guy’s mama, yes, but with no sodium lubricant. > > Anyway, what does my Christianity have to do with this, exactly? 😕 Tell me, what part of Jesus’ teachings tells you to speak about people’s mother in such a disgusting way? ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Wiggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/red_wiggler/32/13190_2.png) [@Red\_Wiggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Wiggler)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/395 "2017-03-17T20:37:30Z")
Well, this is all pretty disappointing. [chucklesruefully] ---
**Author:** ![1iLeft](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/1ileft/32/4114_2.png) [@1iLeft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/1iLeft)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/396 "2017-03-17T20:38:15Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > I fucked the guy’s mama, yes, but with no sodium lubricant. > > Anyway, what does my Christianity have to do with this, exactly? 😕 > [@Where is the liberal and feminist outrage over misogynistic attacks on Melania Trump by Bow Wow?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/where-is-the-liberal-and-feminist-outrage-over-misogynistic-attacks-on-melania-trump-by-bow-wow/782295/265): > > It is Christian teaching that that type of behavior is wrong, but no one wants to criminalize its now. You uppity hypocritical Christian bigot you. bruh. ---
**Author:** ![Calatin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Calatin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calatin)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/397 "2017-03-17T20:48:32Z")
On the bright side, Spring Break is almost over. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/398 "2017-03-17T21:04:51Z")
> [@ckalli1998](#): > > Believe me, sir, Mrs. Miskatonic knows how fucking good I am at these debates. > > Where do you think your wife disappeared to last night, man? I wasn’t for dinner at Ruby Tuesdays with her girlfriends, as she told you. It was to spend the night with me, after we had a nice long debate about it and she was convinced by my persuasive wooing. > > We fucked all-night long, probably the best sex I ever had. > > Long story short: you find out she’s pregnant in a month or two, the kid probably ain’t yours. > 🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒🆒 Ok…you really are bad at this. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/399 "2017-03-17T21:06:57Z")
> [@Azeotrope](#): > > I guess the flame that burns the brightest burns out soonest. More like the cheapest candles make the most smoke…before they are snuffed out. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2017, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/400 "2017-03-17T21:29:14Z")
> [@QuickSilver](#): > > Poor **Clot** ; The most mis-understood poster on SDMB. Where’d I put my tiny violin? > [@ckalli1998](#): > > You put it up your disgusting, ugly wife’s asshole after she had the nerve to reject your impotent advances. Awww… look everybody!.. **ck** found a boyfriend. I hope **Clot** gives **ck** the courtesy of a reach around. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922.md?page=19) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922.md?page=21)