# Hi, Jack! (ckalli1998)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 11, 2017, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922 "2017-03-11T07:08:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![HeweyLogan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heweylogan/32/547_2.png) [@HeweyLogan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeweyLogan)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/101 "2017-03-12T00:44:49Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> Just the unapologetic plagiarists.

I must have missed where you backed this up with anything. Care to enlighten?

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/102 "2017-03-12T00:56:11Z")

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> [@HeweyLogan](#):
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> I must have missed where you backed this up with anything. Care to enlighten?

Sure. Here are two examples just in the last couple of days. IIRC, there were more scattered around that thread. The poster admitted it, too, even if he tried to make excuses for it.

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20055672&postcount=2191](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20055672&postcount=2191)

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20055796&postcount=2203](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20055796&postcount=2203)

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/103 "2017-03-12T01:00:02Z")

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Here are two more examples of the plagiarism:

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20055637&postcount=2185](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20055637&postcount=2185)

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20055645&postcount=2187](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=20055645&postcount=2187)

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/104 "2017-03-12T01:26:45Z")

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This guy sounds like a candidate for the **Bill Door** treatment.

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**Author:** ![HeweyLogan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heweylogan/32/547_2.png) [@HeweyLogan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeweyLogan)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/105 "2017-03-12T01:27:11Z")

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Unfortunate considering I agree with what he’s been saying.

What was the excuse?

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/106 "2017-03-12T01:38:17Z")

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> [@HeweyLogan](#):
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> Unfortunate considering I agree with what he’s been saying.
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> What was the excuse?

“I don’t want to acknowledge what happened, therefore it never happened.” You know, whatever Trump says.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/107 "2017-03-12T01:39:44Z")

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> [@HeweyLogan](#):
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> Unfortunate considering I agree with what he’s been saying.
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> What was the excuse?

IIRC, it was the typical “others do it too” weak excuse. But if you want to find out, just look it up in the thread yourself.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/108 "2017-03-12T01:39:54Z")

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> [@HeweyLogan](#):
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> Counter-opinions aren’t welcome.

Counter-opinions are welcome, as long as they don’t insult the intelligence of those whose opinions are being countered. Which leaves out Trump supporters.

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**Author:** ![Azeotrope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/0ea827/32.png) [@Azeotrope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Azeotrope)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/109 "2017-03-12T01:41:51Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> This guy sounds like a candidate for the **Bill Door** treatment.

Anyone got a good spaghetti carbonara recipe?

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/110 "2017-03-12T01:50:57Z")

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> [@Azeotrope](#):
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> Anyone got a good spaghetti carbonara recipe?

This is from my memory (and it’s probably sacrilege for purists):

Boil spaghetti (1 lb) and saute chopped bacon (1 lb) and garlic (I also like chopped onions and sometimes even green peas and mushrooms). In a bowl mix 2 whole eggs, 2 egg yolks, a dash of cream, some parmesan, black pepper, and seasonings (I like an Italian herb mix). I like hot sauce too, but that’s up to you.

When the pasta is cooked, very quickly drain it and then put it back in the pot along with the bacon mix, then pour over and stir in the egg mix. The heat from the noodles and the pot should cook the eggs enough.

Then serve. It’s one of my very favorite dishes, and I’m going to make it tomorrow night.

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**Author:** ![HeweyLogan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heweylogan/32/547_2.png) [@HeweyLogan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeweyLogan)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/111 "2017-03-12T01:56:05Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> “I don’t want to acknowledge what happened, therefore it never happened.” You know, whatever Trump says.

I’m hardly a Trump patsy, as I disagree with how he’s handling Obamacare, for one thing. He should let it die as it was about to. As a whole though I agree with what Trump’s proposing and how he went about it. After all, he won. More than a few people agreed and support his ideas.

In terms of plagiarism, I said it’s unfortunate because it’s going to get the poster banned. Probably. And it’s unfortunate because I thought he was representing the side I support well and with reason (In the face of a load of unreasonableness, hyperbole, and vitriol).

It’s too bad. A counter opinion to the group-think around here would help the discussion as a whole. Right now it’s sorely lacking.

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**Author:** ![HeweyLogan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heweylogan/32/547_2.png) [@HeweyLogan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeweyLogan)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/112 "2017-03-12T02:00:42Z")

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And now it’s apparent the fingers in the ear approach is about to take hold. Hurr-durr.

It’s obvious an opinion outside of your own isn’t welcome here.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/113 "2017-03-12T02:02:02Z")

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> [@HeweyLogan](#):
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> I’m hardly a Trump patsy, as I disagree with how he’s handling Obamacare, for one thing. He should let it die as it was about to. As a whole though I agree with what Trump’s proposing and how he went about it. After all, he won. More than a few people agreed and support his ideas.
> 
> In terms of plagiarism, I said it’s unfortunate because it’s going to get the poster banned. Probably. And it’s unfortunate because I thought he was representing the side I support well and with reason (In the face of a load of unreasonableness, hyperbole, and vitriol).
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> It’s too bad. A counter opinion to the group-think around here would help the discussion as a whole. Right now it’s sorely lacking.

Do you ever wonder why there seems to be such a high correlation (not 100%, of course) with things like dishonesty, plagiarism, open bigotry, trollery, etc., among Trump supporters on this board?

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/114 "2017-03-12T02:02:30Z")

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> [@HeweyLogan](#):
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> …  
> It’s too bad. A counter opinion to the group-think around here would help the discussion as a whole. Right now it’s sorely lacking.

All you need is some smart right wingers to show up. Know any?

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/115 "2017-03-12T02:03:30Z")

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> [@HeweyLogan](#):
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> And now it’s apparent the fingers in the ear approach is about to take hold. Hurr-durr.
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> It’s obvious an opinion outside of your own isn’t welcome here.

Sorry, snowflake. I know some Trump supporters are delicate flowers, and criticism and mockery can shatter them… perhaps you’d prefer a[less threatening part of the internet](http://www.disney.com/)?

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/116 "2017-03-12T02:23:29Z")

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> [@HeweyLogan](#):
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> Discussion? Nah. Group-think? Yeah.

There’s plenty of discussion here, for those who care to see it.

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/117 "2017-03-12T02:48:52Z")

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> [@HeweyLogan](#):
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> I must have missed where you backed this up with anything.

Yeah, **Hewey** you missed all the posts where people identified where he plagiarized his posts from. But then you’re always about 50 steps behind any discussion,

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> Care to enlighten?

In your case, it’s pretty much impossible.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/118 "2017-03-12T04:10:42Z")

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> [@ElvisL1ves](#):
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> Fair and balanced ones, I’m sure. :rolleyes:

That was crafty as a fox. Brilliant! 😃

> [@ckalli1998](#):
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> And yes, anyone who is 18 and over is a man.

When I was 18, my old man was so ignorant I couldn’t stand to be around him. When I turned 21, I was amazed at how much he had learned in just three years.

> [@ckalli1998](#):
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> My username is sophisticated, it’s my initials and my surname.

Your username reminds me of Cialis every time I see it.

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/119 "2017-03-12T05:31:28Z")

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amazingly he is perfectly ok with his plagiarism being identified with his real name, his college, his age - and well, honestly, his whole life.

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**Author:** ![HeweyLogan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heweylogan/32/547_2.png) [@HeweyLogan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeweyLogan)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2017, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-ckalli1998/781922/120 "2017-03-12T13:14:19Z")

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> Yeah, **Hewey** you missed all the posts where people identified where he plagiarized his posts from.

I did. Can’t say that I read every thread around here, especially the political ones, as they tend to all be the same thing repeated over and over and over and over. It’s OCD central here.

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