# Hi-Jack this thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 17, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414 "2003-04-17T21:31:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/1 "2003-04-17T21:31:24Z")
I hijacked yours… ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/2 "2003-04-17T21:32:33Z")
Who stole my lighter? Screw the OP, I want it back! ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/3 "2003-04-17T21:34:39Z")
Wait, is this where I go to talk about Star Trek? I’m all confused. Love, Kn\*ckers P.S.: I like raisins. ---
**Author:** ![MamaHen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c89c15/32.png) [@MamaHen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MamaHen)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/4 "2003-04-17T21:35:12Z")
What’s this under my nails? ---
**Author:** ![IDemandBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a88e57/32.png) [@IDemandBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IDemandBeer)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/5 "2003-04-17T21:35:36Z")
I like the vans with no windows. –IDB ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/6 "2003-04-17T21:37:22Z")
But what’s your _least_ favorite Taco Bell menu item? ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/7 "2003-04-17T21:39:58Z")
I need to go water my houseplants. I think I’ll do that now. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/8 "2003-04-17T21:41:48Z")
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude.” With that she stripped off her clothes, rolled the dice, and yelled, “Mama needs new clothes!” Then she hollered, “YES! YES! I WON! I WON!” She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?” The other answered, “I don’t know. I thought YOU were watching!” Moral of the story: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men…are men. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/9 "2003-04-17T21:56:22Z")
That reminds me, I haven’t activated my new ATM card yet. ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/10 "2003-04-17T21:57:01Z")
Has anyone seen my cat? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/11 "2003-04-17T21:58:55Z")
I’d like some taquitos. ---
**Author:** ![Tripler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripler/32/21807_2.png) [@Tripler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tripler)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/12 "2003-04-17T22:00:06Z")
Hi, Jack! Tripler The dude’s been drinkin’ so much, I should call him ‘High Jack’. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/13 "2003-04-17T22:27:20Z")
Excuse me, does this thread stop at 22nd Street? ---
**Author:** ![Blackeyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f6c823/32.png) [@Blackeyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackeyes)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/14 "2003-04-17T22:35:12Z")
Yer in luck; it jusso happens to do that only on Thursdays. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/15 "2003-04-17T22:39:25Z")
**A** lright. **B** ring it on! ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/16 "2003-04-17T22:50:46Z")
**C** an’t have _that_ happen again. ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/17 "2003-04-17T23:08:11Z")
**D** on’t even think about it! ---
**Author:** ![Eman\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Eman\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eman_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/18 "2003-04-17T23:09:52Z")
I’d like to go home now… ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/19 "2003-04-17T23:24:49Z")
[Look – musical kittens!](http://www.rathergood.com/independent_woman/) ---
**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/20 "2003-04-17T23:50:55Z")
It’s been done! [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=137281&highlight=The+Official+SDMB+Hijack+Thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=137281&highlight=The+Official+SDMB+Hijack+Thread) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414.md?page=2)