# Hi-Jack this thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 17, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414 "2003-04-17T21:31:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/21 "2003-04-17T23:53:10Z")
Well, so let’s do it again then ok eh? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/22 "2003-04-17T23:59:37Z")
Oh my god?!\*&V TV has got to be bad when your only choice is between Hollyoaks, and Night and Day! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/23 "2003-04-18T00:01:34Z")
Once upon a time, in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped into the princess’ lap and said: “Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and setup housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so.” That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself: “I don’t freaking think so.” ---
**Author:** ![FranticMad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c68b51/32.png) [@FranticMad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FranticMad)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/24 "2003-04-18T00:05:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Arden Ranger \* > **Once upon a time, in a land far away…** Cite? ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/25 "2003-04-18T00:19:45Z")
Anybody seen Lord of the Rings? ---
**Author:** ![Payne\_N.Diaz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b77776/32.png) [@Payne\_N.Diaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Payne_N.Diaz)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/26 "2003-04-18T00:20:49Z")
Who brought pie? I want pie. ---
**Author:** ![lorinada](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b5e925/32.png) [@lorinada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorinada)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/27 "2003-04-18T00:22:54Z")
I’m having leftovers for dinner. ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/28 "2003-04-18T00:27:15Z")
[Snake] Alllll right! I’m taking this thing _to Mexico_! [/Snake] ---
**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/29 "2003-04-18T00:28:26Z")
I have a bomb. I want you to turn this thread around and take it to Cuba right now. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/30 "2003-04-18T00:29:34Z")
**Q.E.D.** changed his sig…from…erm…whatever it was ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/31 "2003-04-18T00:31:25Z")
Speaking of sigs… Hey, look! A French fry! ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/32 "2003-04-18T00:31:39Z")
Me lose brain? Now look sad and say doh [sub]doh[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/33 "2003-04-18T00:52:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Q.E.D. \* > \*\*Hey, look! A French fry! \*\* You mean a _Freedom_ fry… ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/34 "2003-04-18T00:52:09Z")
If you don’t stop threatening to hijack this thread I \*swear \* I am going to stop this thing and smack you upside the head! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/35 "2003-04-18T00:53:16Z")
Oh, look, a French Whore… ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/36 "2003-04-18T01:05:40Z")
Everyone, please explain to me why you voted AGAINST the pirate smilie! I mean he was so useful. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/37 "2003-04-18T01:08:17Z")
I didn’t vote. But if there was a puke smiley it would have got my vote. ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/38 "2003-04-18T01:15:03Z")
Didn’t something similar happen to Senator Bob Kerrey a few years ago? ---
**Author:** ![Freyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freyr/32/5763_2.png) [@Freyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freyr)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/39 "2003-04-18T01:37:10Z")
That reminds me, my biscuits aren’t baking properly, they come out with the centers doughy. Can anyone offer some advice? ---
**Author:** ![Mephisto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/48db29/32.png) [@Mephisto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mephisto)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/40 "2003-04-18T01:38:31Z")
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