# Hi-Jack this thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 17, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414 "2003-04-17T21:31:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Thunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a8b319/32.png) [@Thunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thunder)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/61 "2003-04-18T04:25:50Z")
Ivy League women are hot! ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/62 "2003-04-18T04:28:15Z")
No Man Is an Island, except the one **Lobsang** lives on. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/63 "2003-04-18T04:32:14Z")
Lobsang Island? ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/64 "2003-04-18T04:38:41Z")
E ecky thump! ---
**Author:** ![Thunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a8b319/32.png) [@Thunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thunder)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/65 "2003-04-18T04:48:09Z")
E. Ecky Thump Attorney at Law We care about YOUR case. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/66 "2003-04-18T04:51:52Z")
I only have a case of Heineken. (I probably spelled that wrong) ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/67 "2003-04-18T05:14:00Z")
And now for the first installment of lel, the hijack thread answer girl! Here are some answers to some of your most pressing questions. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Q.E.D. \* > Who stole my lighter? The tooth fairy. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Kn_ckers \* > Wait, is this where I go to talk about Star Trek? Ask Spock. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MamaHen \* > What’s this under my nails? I’m hurt that you need to ask. > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Happy Lendervedder_ > But what’s your least favorite Taco Bell menu item? Tostadas. More to come in the second installment of answers to your most pressing questions! Thank you and have a good night. ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/68 "2003-04-18T05:23:00Z")
fish ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/69 "2003-04-18T07:10:46Z")
**lel** , what the heck kinda question was THAT which you asked me on AIM earlier tonight? It’s a good thing my friend Yazmine called me right after you sent that, coz I sure as hell didn’t want to answer it! F\_X ---
**Author:** ![ReBusEniGma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@ReBusEniGma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReBusEniGma)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/70 "2003-04-18T07:37:45Z")
I have new socks! ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/71 "2003-04-18T07:53:06Z")
I’m actually going to update my LiveJournal for once. I only sporadically update it these days, finding this website to be easier in a way. Why update now? Probably seeing Jessi’s LJ was the catalyst… then again, I might explain the UB hiatus to anyone who actually reads the LJ thing. (which is probably a different audience than whoever reads this) One of these days, I’m going to see about adding comment ability to this thing. Then again, I might then expect a bunch of comments… probably that expectation wouldn’t be a good thing. Guess we’ll see… F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/72 "2003-04-18T07:58:19Z")
I should add that the above was directly copied and pasted from [my blogspot](http://flamsterette.blogspot.com)… of COURSE you can’t really add “comment ability” to these forums here. But at least one part is right… whoever reads this post will be a very different audience than people who see my LJ. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 9:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/73 "2003-04-18T09:18:10Z")
I MASTRUBATE TO THE TELETUBBIES! ---
**Author:** ![Aankh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@Aankh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aankh)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/74 "2003-04-18T09:29:24Z")
tinky-wanky, eh? i wonder if teletubbies get struck by lightning. ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/75 "2003-04-18T11:19:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \* > \*\*I MASTRUBATE TO THE TELETUBBIES! \*\* Do you do that better than you type? I just wouldn’t want you to transpose something better left in its original position, if ya know what I mean. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/76 "2003-04-18T11:25:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Flamsterette\_X \* > \*\ ***lel** , what the heck kinda question was THAT which you asked me on AIM earlier tonight? It’s a good thing my friend Yazmine called me right after you sent that, coz I sure as hell didn’t want to answer it! > > F\_X \*\* What’d she ask? What’d she ask? And, what’s the answer? Inquiring minds, and nosy buggers everywhere, want to know! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Flamsterette\_X \* > \*\*I’m actually going to update my LiveJournal for once. I only sporadically update it these days, finding this website to be easier in a way. Why update now? Probably seeing Jessi’s LJ was the catalyst… then again, I might explain the UB hiatus to anyone who actually reads the LJ thing. (which is probably a different audience than whoever reads this) One of these days, I’m going to see about adding comment ability to this thing. Then again, I might then expect a bunch of comments… probably that expectation wouldn’t be a good thing. Guess we’ll see… > > F\_X\*\* 😕 I don’t have the faintest idea what she just said. 😕 UB? LJ? Ummm…good hijack. Really. I’m pretty sure this would be off-topic no matter _where_ you posted it. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/77 "2003-04-18T11:52:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Davebear \* > \*\*Do you do that better than you type? I just wouldn’t want you to transpose something better left in its original position, if ya know what I mean. :eek: \*\* Well, it’s hard to type with one hand when you’re doing something with the other. ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/78 "2003-04-18T13:58:29Z")
smileys 🙂 hi! ☹ I’m sad :o and I’m a singing orange 😃 I’m hungry 😉 with a twitch 😛 Teenage mutant ninja smiley 🆒 Orange in a tanning bed :rolleyes: geez at the smileys :mad: Dang Nab it! :eek: I’m shocked! 😕 and confused ;j oo look it’s passover :smack: ouch! :dubious: Did you read this whole thing? :wally ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/79 "2003-04-18T14:58:20Z")
My dolphin is looking at me. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/80 "2003-04-18T19:12:39Z")
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