# Hi-Jack this thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 17, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414 "2003-04-17T21:31:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![ManDuh003](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8491ac/32.png) [@ManDuh003](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ManDuh003)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/102 "2003-04-21T04:38:59Z")
This is the 101st reply to this topic. That reminds me of that show about the Dalmations… now i want to go watch some Disney movies! ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/103 "2003-04-21T04:43:59Z")
I have never liked a single disney movie! go away, I smell. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/104 "2003-04-21T04:51:15Z")
I don’t know, “The Lion King” wasn’t so bad. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/105 "2003-04-21T05:05:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lobsang \* > \*\*I have never liked a single disney movie! > \*\* I never realized any of the Disney movies got married! 😕 ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/106 "2003-04-21T05:08:22Z")
What does that have to do with the price of tea in China? ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/107 "2003-04-21T05:49:42Z")
Here’s some stuff from [**SPOZ** ’s Rant](http://spoz.blogspot.com)… > [@](#): > > let it be known… for the record… > that I, Spoz… do indeed proclaim supreme mastery > in the arcane art of time suckage… > > yes indeedy… if I sucked more time… > I’d be a temporal vortex thingy of some kind… > you want time to fly like monkeys… > I be the dude to call… > me make ya time wasting problems go away… > ring me now… > I’ll put you on hold for 4 hours… HAHAHAHHAAHHA > coz THAT is how MUCH I care about the suckage of time… > yesireeeee bob… > yes indeedy… > yes… this is a go nowhere post… > I make no apologies for that… > [end] F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/108 "2003-04-21T05:59:01Z")
I have a tattoo of a butt on a butt on my butt. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/109 "2003-04-21T14:50:49Z")
There once was a man from Nantucket Who bought a small chicken to pluck it, When a thread that he read Put a thought in his head: “Why eat this bird when I can … keep it and sell the eggs, thus making back the initial purchase price of the chicken?” ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/110 "2003-04-21T15:11:20Z")
Has anyone gone to Wal-mart today to see if peeps are “on sale”? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/111 "2003-04-21T15:14:28Z")
**Ceci n’est pas une Peep!** ---
**Author:** ![Kathleen\_de\_Trelare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4bbf92/32.png) [@Kathleen\_de\_Trelare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kathleen_de_Trelare)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2003, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/112 "2003-04-22T00:06:11Z")
Don’t just do something! Stand there! ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/113 "2003-04-23T06:14:30Z")
We won the hockey game! WOOHOO! 🙂 F\_X ---
**Author:** ![chattywine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5daacb/32.png) [@chattywine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chattywine)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/114 "2003-04-23T10:08:52Z")
Do I cut my hair or not to snip or not to snip… ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/115 "2003-04-23T12:31:42Z")
This will be my 75th message on the SDMB 🙂 Thank you, thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/116 "2003-04-23T14:31:50Z")
And now, (it’s…) An Impromtu Fictional Vignette By Kn\*ckers. ``` "Cashews." she said. "I like cashews." I stared back at her, not fully comprehending. Not slightly comprehending, actually. In fact, it took me a moment to realize she had said "cashews." With her mouth full of potato salad, it sounded like "cat shoes." "Why?" I responded, finally. It seemed like the thing to say. "Why do I like them, or why do I mention it?" "Both." Honestly, I didn't care to have either question answered. I wanted to get away from her, away from the damn mosquitoes, and ants, and this stupid woman. But I was trapped. Trapped by love, by obligation, and by the stupid electric dog collar she makes me wear (I should proabably note here that I'm a human, not a dog. People sometimes fail to realize that when I mention the collar). "Mm." She considered. "I like them because they're tasty, I mention it because I was thinking that potatoes are kind of caloric, and so are nuts, and that reminded me of cashews." What a moron. Why I fell in love with her, I'll never know. Why I married her is yet even more difficult a question, and why I agreed to come along to her cousin Susan's birthday party-slash-picnic is perhaps the most troubling of all. Susan came over then, thankfully interrupting our conversation. "Hiya, Jackie," she said. Squinting and curling her lip at me, she added a perfunctory, "Hullo, Jim," under her breath. ``` Yeah, so _I’m_ the worthless slug, here. Whatever. I cracked open another beer and farted. Jackie smiled brilliantly, showing off a row of perfect teeth, between soft, full lips. Her smile reminded me of the only thing I actually liked about her - her ass. I don’t know why the two are linked in my mind, but I think it’s something to do with my relationship with my mother. No, it’s not perverted, asshole - I’m ADOPTED. Bet you feel guilty, now. “It’s a beautiful day for the party, Sue! So bright, and sunny! Looks like you were born just the right time of year!” I thought it was too bad Susan had been born at all, but I didn’t mention it. I wondered if Jackie was going to bring up cashews again. “Yeah, I was lucky. Not silly like you, being born in December!” Susan elbowed my wife playfully, and I bit my tongue to keep from calling her a dumbass and reminding her that when people are born isn’t really their own doing. I think Susan doesn’t know where babies come from, but damned if I’m going to be the one to tell her about the birds and the bees. I tried that with a similarly ignorant woman at work and got slapped with a harrassment suit. No one can say I don’t learn from my mistakes! Then there was a huge earthquake, and we all fell in to a chasm that opened up in the earth’s crust, where we were burned to death in a great sea of magma. Which meant I never had to go to another one of Susan’s stupid picnics. Thank God. The End ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/117 "2003-04-24T00:33:36Z")
Heh heh… Travis broke his leg in the cave. Phasers on “Owie!” ---
**Author:** ![Eman\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Eman\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eman_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/118 "2003-04-24T00:45:04Z")
I like shrimp. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/119 "2003-04-24T00:45:36Z")
This will be my two thousand five hundred and fourty third post to the SDMB (on record) ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/120 "2003-04-24T00:48:26Z")
Run Forest, Run. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414/121 "2003-04-24T00:52:21Z")
Complexity in relationships… who would think we’d have so much trouble? F\_X [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jack-this-thread/169414.md?page=7)