# Hi-Jacking Feminism and Gay Science.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jacking-feminism-and-gay-science/310337>\
**Category:** Cecil's Columns/Staff Reports\
**Created:** [June 29, 2005, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jacking-feminism-and-gay-science/310337 "2005-06-29T08:06:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![uchtungbaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/4bbf92/32.png) [@uchtungbaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/uchtungbaby)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jacking-feminism-and-gay-science/310337/1 "2005-06-29T08:06:54Z")

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Enough games Majees! A young child who pondered the clouds once said:  
“…If Jesus loves me St Mathew, why does he make one of ‘wax and wire’ do the job of real human beings? Why am I compelled to tell you that they do not bid the new born Good-Day? Why must I tell you that they murder the ‘unborn child’ by way of definitional fiat? They kill millions of babies with the stroke of a pen. They are smug and laugh at us. We gave them the mouldy bread but; from now on we will give them nothing.!!!”

I hope you enjoyed your brief encounter with me and see the problems we face from the Shelly hoax issue that is detailed on another thread. I have now expelled my duty of care and wish you all a happy and wonderful life. The sort that gave Lewis Carroll the beautiful dreams that impress so many western LA’s.

I bid you all Good-Day!

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**Author:** ![RM\_Mentock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e274bd/32.png) [@RM\_Mentock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RM_Mentock)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jacking-feminism-and-gay-science/310337/2 "2005-06-29T08:46:17Z")

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do you have a link to a column?

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**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2005, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-jacking-feminism-and-gay-science/310337/3 "2005-06-29T11:39:43Z")

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The famous feminist and gay expression, based on early 18th Century science, is: “Don’t let the door hit your butt on the way out.”

In this thread: [Mary Shelly didn’t write Frankenstein](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=322245&page=2), in the final post (#80):

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> uchtungbaby, if you have come to our Message Boards to engage in interesting (polite!) discussion and commentary, you are more than welcome. If you have come here solely to provoke a response, then see [What is a troll?](http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mtroll.html) and understand that it’s a bannable offense.

Your post now indicates that you have come here solely to provoke, and that’s trolling, and the consequence is that we wave good-by as your boat sails off to your own version of a sunset.