# Hi Morgenstern, and all my friends from GQ. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 13, 2012, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-morgenstern-and-all-my-friends-from-gq/625078 "2012-06-13T22:51:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-morgenstern-and-all-my-friends-from-gq/625078/101 "2012-06-15T05:07:34Z")
> [@Ambivalid](#): > > The world is a scary place. Oy. ---
**Author:** ![IceQube](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@IceQube](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IceQube)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-morgenstern-and-all-my-friends-from-gq/625078/102 "2012-06-15T05:26:34Z")
The OP is an attention whore. All he does is keep coming back on the SDMB and posting responses to those who want him to fix his cat. converter. And all he posts are rants about over-regulation and the federal government. We get it. You’re a jaded small-government conservative. Thank you for relaying the message through the story of your broken down car. ---
**Author:** ![mister\_nyx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@mister\_nyx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mister_nyx)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-morgenstern-and-all-my-friends-from-gq/625078/103 "2012-06-15T06:22:49Z")
This dauerbach is pretty clearly quite smart and awesome and I am ashamed at participating in a BBQ Pit so low-class that it allowed his incredible knowledge and insight to be chased away. I think we all owe him and his dead catalytic converter an apology. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-morgenstern-and-all-my-friends-from-gq/625078/104 "2012-06-15T11:34:45Z")
On the internet, people can be anything they want. It’s a mystery why so many choose to be assholes. ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-morgenstern-and-all-my-friends-from-gq/625078/105 "2012-06-15T11:38:49Z")
> [@dauerbach](#): > > I figure I won’t have much trouble, being smarter than a box of hammers. Claw, ball-peen, or sledge? You _may_ be right on one of three counts. Further testing is required. ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-morgenstern-and-all-my-friends-from-gq/625078/106 "2012-06-15T11:40:06Z")
> [@Telemark](#): > > On the internet, people can be anything they want. It’s a mystery why so many choose to be assholes. I have just stolen that line 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-morgenstern-and-all-my-friends-from-gq/625078/107 "2012-06-15T14:34:17Z")
The theft of SDMB quotes by foreign parties is a staggering problem in this country and needs more government regulation. Please contact your Senators and Representatives to enact the SDMB Anti Quote Theft Act and help install a warning light on every SDMB post to curb this atrocious scourge. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-morgenstern-and-all-my-friends-from-gq/625078/108 "2012-06-15T14:35:30Z")
> [@Kimballkid](#): > > The theft of SDMB quotes by foreign parties is a staggering problem in this country and needs more government regulation. Please contact your Senators and Representatives to enact the SDMB Anti Quote Theft Act and help install a warning light on every SDMB post to curb this atrocious scourge. Report those posts people! ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-morgenstern-and-all-my-friends-from-gq/625078/109 "2012-06-15T14:41:05Z")
> [@Kimballkid](#): > > The theft of SDMB quotes by foreign parties is a staggering problem in this country and needs more government regulation. Please contact your Senators and Representatives to enact the SDMB Anti Quote Theft Act and help install a warning light on every SDMB post to curb this atrocious scourge. Won’t stop me buddy. I’m not American. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-morgenstern-and-all-my-friends-from-gq/625078/110 "2012-06-15T15:05:50Z")
> [@Cicero](#): > > I have just stolen that line 🙂 Since I stole it from somewhere (I honestly don’t remember where) I think you’re in good company. ---
**Author:** ![Paranoid\_Randroid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/paranoid_randroid/32/18_2.png) [@Paranoid\_Randroid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paranoid_Randroid)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-morgenstern-and-all-my-friends-from-gq/625078/111 "2012-06-15T15:30:08Z")
> [@Cicero](#): > > Won’t stop me buddy. I’m not American. 😃 You think we can’t turn Australia into a giant pile of radioactive glass? Think before you steal those quotes. DON’T TEST US, BUDDY. ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2012, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-morgenstern-and-all-my-friends-from-gq/625078/112 "2012-06-15T16:05:41Z")
> [@Enderw24](#): > > Car-negie Lemon University You are an awful awful person. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2012, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-morgenstern-and-all-my-friends-from-gq/625078/113 "2012-06-16T01:48:37Z")
> [@Absolute](#): > > If you can’t afford to keep your car maintained to the minimum standard required to minimize emissions, take the fucking bus. He tried, but they kept asking him to pay for a ticket. Why should he have to pay when the bus is going to have to complete its route anyway, eh? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-morgenstern-and-all-my-friends-from-gq/625078.md?page=5)