# Hi, my name is PussyCow, and I'm a Doper **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 13, 2004, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-my-name-is-pussycow-and-im-a-doper/259632 "2004-08-13T02:06:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2004, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-my-name-is-pussycow-and-im-a-doper/259632/41 "2004-08-14T12:44:34Z")
> [@zoogirl](#): > > Welcome **PussyCow**! > > And, um, guys? When you use a male goat? > > That ain’t milk! 😉 > By the way, it’s easier to clean up if you use plastic sheets. _Disposable_ plastic sheets! :eek: 😃 And you would expect someone who calls herself “zoogirl” to know these things! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Testy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@Testy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Testy)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2004, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-my-name-is-pussycow-and-im-a-doper/259632/42 "2004-08-14T13:41:11Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > I’ve not been able to eat Lindt since the day I discovered that 70% cocoa lindt is not for eating. OK, I’ll bite. Why aren’t the 70% chocolate Lindts for eating? I **love** those things! I freeze them and crunch them into vanilla ice cream, I eat them raw and whole straight from the pack, I wait for them to melt and rub them all over the wife. Well, maybe not that last one although it would be fun. 😛 Regards Testy ---
**Author:** ![Testy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@Testy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Testy)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2004, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-my-name-is-pussycow-and-im-a-doper/259632/43 "2004-08-14T13:42:34Z")
You’re going to love it here. After you’re done with the goats of course. Regards Testy ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2004, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-my-name-is-pussycow-and-im-a-doper/259632/44 "2004-08-14T14:51:57Z")
> [@Scuba\_Ben](#): > > Things sure have changed since we switched to paid memberships. When I joined, I had to _milk_ the goat. And it’s pretty hard to milk a male goat. I didn’t find it all that hard to milk, but I only got a couple of ounces of milk, barely enough to taste. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2004, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-my-name-is-pussycow-and-im-a-doper/259632/45 "2004-08-14T16:18:25Z")
> [@PussyCow](#): > > I hope I can meet the requirements to be a good Doper. I don’t know… this is a very exclusive club. First you have to be very wealthy, with paying the membership subscription and all that. You also have to be a renowned authority on some area. For example, we have the world’s most respected experts on navel lint; a professor emeritus of the Timbuktu University, and some of the most knowledgeable people on the physiology of goats. The butler will shortly be here with your glass of goat milk. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2004, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-my-name-is-pussycow-and-im-a-doper/259632/46 "2004-08-14T21:35:07Z")
> [@Testy](#): > > OK, I’ll bite. Why aren’t the 70% chocolate Lindts for eating? I **love** those things! I freeze them and crunch them into vanilla ice cream, I eat them raw and whole straight from the pack, I wait for them to melt and rub them all over the wife. Well, maybe not that last one although it would be fun. 😛 > > Regards > Testy I assume it’s for cooking. It tasted like coffee flavoured soap. It didn’t resemble in any way the taste of chocolate. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2004, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-my-name-is-pussycow-and-im-a-doper/259632/47 "2004-08-15T07:12:14Z")
Welcome aboard, **PussyCow**! So, which is it; moo or meow? Settle in for some fun, Wait! Please don’t run! Oh, well. What’ll we do with the goat now? **Hal**? Sorry, it rhymed. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2004, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-my-name-is-pussycow-and-im-a-doper/259632/48 "2004-08-15T07:43:07Z")
Oh, come on now. The goats are hardly the worst part of the initiation ceremony. The goatse is. ---
**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2004, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-my-name-is-pussycow-and-im-a-doper/259632/49 "2004-08-15T08:08:00Z")
Welcome, **FelineBovine**! ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2004, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-my-name-is-pussycow-and-im-a-doper/259632/50 "2004-08-15T15:40:45Z")
Welcome on board! And please don’t take it personally when we talk about cow-orkers :eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-my-name-is-pussycow-and-im-a-doper/259632/51 "2004-08-17T18:29:45Z")
Thanks again for all your wonderful welcomes. Sorry I did not respond for a while, but the goat and I were having quite an adventure for the last 5 days. I know this thread was dead, but I had to bring it back to life, only because now it is over 50 posts and hence, 2 pages long!! That is quite a long totally pointless thread, no? Well… I can have my fantasies. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-my-name-is-pussycow-and-im-a-doper/259632/52 "2004-08-17T18:38:04Z")
> [@PussyCow](#): > > Bingo, **Rufus**! > I lived in CA for a few years of my youth. And I always thought he was saying “Pussy Cow” in the commercials. Decided many years later it didn’t make sense, so thought he was saying “Go see Cow”. **Stately** made me realize he was saying “Go see Cal”. > > However, PussyCow describes me well also. So, my assumption that it was some kind of tangled metaphor along the lines of “Why buy the cow when the pussy is free?” or “Why stroke the pussy when the milk is free?” are just wrong and indicative of my twisted thinking? Curses! Oh, and Hi! ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-my-name-is-pussycow-and-im-a-doper/259632/53 "2004-08-17T19:03:52Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > Welcome aboard, **PussyCow**! > So, which is it; moo or meow? > Settle in for some fun, > Wait! Please don’t run! > Oh, well. What’ll we do with the goat now? > **Hal**? Zzzzzzzzzzz… ZzzzZZZzzzzzZzzz… Zzzzz\*\*snorzk!\*\*zzzzhuhwuzzzat… \ Hmmm? Oh, sorry…must’ve overslept after the _last_ initation. Anyway, because of the recent influx of newbies, we’ve had to order up a buncha new goats. They just don’t make 'em as sturdy as they used to. So, as long as someone brought along the oranges, the torches and the case of 3-In-1 Oil, we should be all set. Lesse, who’s our new vi…err…member? Ahh, here we go…name of… **PussyCow**. _snicker__suppressed chortle_ \…I apologize…I just have something running through my head that I probably shouldn’t say…_snnnk!_ Anyway, we’ll just need everyone to grab a torch and an orange, and then line up over there agaOH HELL! I can’t take it! It _ **MUST** _ be sung! Maestro! Music please, from the chours! _What’s new, **PussyCow**? Moooo OOOooooOooooo! What’s new, **PussyCow**? Moooo OOOooooOooooo!_ Terribly sorry…couldn’t hold that in any longer. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-my-name-is-pussycow-and-im-a-doper/259632/54 "2004-08-17T19:42:40Z")
> [@PussyCow](#): > > Well… I can have my fantasies. So you _really_ want to go there with this crowd, even after two pages of comments? ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-my-name-is-pussycow-and-im-a-doper/259632/55 "2004-08-17T20:15:31Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Terribly sorry…couldn’t hold that in any longer. 😉 Well, next time try harder! 😛 Poor **PussyCow**! Sorry if you’ve been traumatized. We usually keep him under lock and key, but **kittenlm** must’ve left the cage door open. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2004, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-my-name-is-pussycow-and-im-a-doper/259632/56 "2004-08-17T22:21:42Z")
> [@PussyCow](#): > > Oh, and **Zoe** , I’m a little bit more north than where you think I am. The question is not how many times have I seen _Hoosiers_, it’s how many times have I seen _Rudy_. I bet I used to drive past you all the time. Hi, former somewhat near neighbor person, er, cat, er, cow! ---
**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2004, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-my-name-is-pussycow-and-im-a-doper/259632/57 "2004-08-18T12:22:49Z")
> [@Duckster](#): > > So you _really_ want to go there with this crowd, even after two pages of comments? With a name like PussyCow? _Of course_ I want to go there. And with bells and those little fluffy feather things on the end of a stick. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-my-name-is-pussycow-and-im-a-doper/259632.md?page=2)