# Hi, we're assholes and proud of it! (Rep. Sally Kern) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 2, 2008, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-were-assholes-and-proud-of-it-rep-sally-kern/443705 "2008-04-02T19:48:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-were-assholes-and-proud-of-it-rep-sally-kern/443705/21 "2008-04-03T15:03:17Z")
Sally and her supporters are kind of funny. It’s not like Oklahoma is a hot bed of openly gay people. They all leave as soon as they can. So for the most part they are attacking a group of people about which they have no frame of reference. These people just need a good bogeyman for their hostility. If it weren’t gay people it would be some other group. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-were-assholes-and-proud-of-it-rep-sally-kern/443705/22 "2008-04-03T15:17:39Z")
> [@](#): > > It means the terrorists are losing! woohoo. Maybe they should camp it up a little bit. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-were-assholes-and-proud-of-it-rep-sally-kern/443705/23 "2008-04-03T15:38:10Z")
[QUOTE=Little Nemo] Maybe they should camp it up a little bit. [/QUOTE] Oooh get her! Whoops! I’ve got your number offspring of a jackal. You couldn’t afford me, dear. Two three. I’d scratch your eyes out. Don’t come the mullah bit with us, dear, we all know where you’ve been, you terrorist fairy. Whoops, don’t look now girls the cell leader’s just minced in with that dolly field operative, two, three, ooh-ho! ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-were-assholes-and-proud-of-it-rep-sally-kern/443705/24 "2008-04-03T15:41:45Z")
[QUOTE=Simplicio] They must really hate the gay there in OK (ironic since the only reason most of us know the state exists is due to musical theater). [/QUOTE] O-o-o-o-o-o-oh! …klahoma, where the butt sex feels really good! ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-were-assholes-and-proud-of-it-rep-sally-kern/443705/25 "2008-04-03T15:47:27Z")
[QUOTE=Cowburn] “Lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in Southeast Oklahoma that they’ll only let one girl go to the bathroom. Now think about it.” [/QUOTE] Oh I’ve been thinking about it for years man. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-were-assholes-and-proud-of-it-rep-sally-kern/443705/26 "2008-04-03T15:49:17Z")
[QUOTE=Cervaise] O-o-o-o-o-o-oh! …klahoma, where the butt sex feels really good! [/QUOTE] Wow, total flashback. An old roommate and I had a running joke about the first song from L’il Abner. It’s a buttfucking day In Doggystyle, USA Where buttfucking folks Do things in a buttfucking way You can’t buy memories like that, folks. ---
**Author:** ![Furious\_Marmot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dfb087/32.png) [@Furious\_Marmot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Furious_Marmot)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-were-assholes-and-proud-of-it-rep-sally-kern/443705/27 "2008-04-03T16:36:09Z")
Only in Oklahoma would the trained seals turn out to support increased intolerance towards productive, respectable people who just might have something to contribute to this hole in the center of the continent, based solely on a vague distaste for things they do when nobody is looking. Every day I live here, a little bit more of my humanity calves off like icebergs from a glacier. What’s really funny about the rampant lesbian high school restroom orgy thing (aside from the insight it gives into the deepest fantasies of Mr. Coburn and his constituents) is that at the time he ejaculated that horseshit for the masses, an official from the school in question said there was in fact, no one-at-a-time policy of any kind. Nice fact checking, dipshit. Looking at the photos of the rally, though, you can’t help but think that these genetic defectives deserve each other. I Hate It Here. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-were-assholes-and-proud-of-it-rep-sally-kern/443705/28 "2008-04-03T16:42:41Z")
[QUOTE=Little Nemo] Maybe they should camp it up a little bit. [/QUOTE] Yashir, so look _fabulous_ with all that Kohl! ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-were-assholes-and-proud-of-it-rep-sally-kern/443705/29 "2008-04-03T16:42:43Z")
[QUOTE=Guinastasia] The main reason only one _person_ could use the bathroom at a time was so we couldn’t goof off instead of using said bathroom and then going back to class. [/QUOTE] “Goof off”? Is that what they’re calling it nowadays? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-were-assholes-and-proud-of-it-rep-sally-kern/443705/30 "2008-04-03T18:07:08Z")
[QUOTE=Furious\_Marmot] … I Hate It Here. [/QUOTE] You could flee to a more tolerant, accepting, and sophisticated Texas. Never thought I’d say that. ---
**Author:** ![Terrifel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-were-assholes-and-proud-of-it-rep-sally-kern/443705/31 "2008-04-03T19:57:43Z")
> [@](#): > > “Lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in Southeast Oklahoma that they’ll only let one girl go to the bathroom. Now think about it.” This may be the most brilliant state promotional campaign ever. _Oklahoma: Now Think About It._ ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-were-assholes-and-proud-of-it-rep-sally-kern/443705/32 "2008-04-03T20:01:02Z")
Oklahoma: Two girls. One bathroom. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-were-assholes-and-proud-of-it-rep-sally-kern/443705/33 "2008-04-03T20:08:36Z")
[QUOTE=BrainGlutton] Oooh get her! Whoops! I’ve got your number offspring of a jackal. You couldn’t afford me, dear. Two three. I’d scratch your eyes out. Don’t come the mullah bit with us, dear, we all know where you’ve been, you terrorist fairy. Whoops, don’t look now girls the cell leader’s just minced in with that dolly field operative, two, three, ooh-ho! [/QUOTE] Oh, my god…was the last experience you had with catty camp from watching _The Boys In The Band_?! That kind of catty is SO last decade… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-were-assholes-and-proud-of-it-rep-sally-kern/443705/34 "2008-04-03T20:12:42Z")
[QUOTE=jayjay] Oh, my god…was the last experience you had with catty camp from watching _The Boys In The Band_?! That kind of catty is SO last decade… 😉 [/QUOTE] I think that was Monty Python, actually. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-were-assholes-and-proud-of-it-rep-sally-kern/443705/35 "2008-04-03T20:16:05Z")
[QUOTE=Miller] I think that was Monty Python, actually. [/QUOTE] Goddamit! You see what happens when people start changing the words around? I completely lose my place! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-were-assholes-and-proud-of-it-rep-sally-kern/443705/36 "2008-04-03T20:32:59Z")
[QUOTE=Little Nemo] Maybe they should camp it up a little bit. [/QUOTE] Well, [they have started dressing in drag.](http://blogs.usatoday.com/ondeadline/2007/03/report_taliban_.html)😃 ---
**Author:** ![Furious\_Marmot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/dfb087/32.png) [@Furious\_Marmot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Furious_Marmot)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-were-assholes-and-proud-of-it-rep-sally-kern/443705/37 "2008-04-03T22:18:42Z")
[QUOTE=elucidator] You could flee to a more tolerant, accepting, and sophisticated Texas. Never thought I’d say that. [/QUOTE] Just last week, I bewildered a (New York native) friend by saying “I wish I could live in Texas, it’s so cosmopolitan and progressive.” Never thought I’d say that, either. ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-were-assholes-and-proud-of-it-rep-sally-kern/443705/38 "2008-04-03T22:40:54Z")
“Studies show no society that has totally embraced homosexuality has lasted more than a few decades,” Uhh…Ancient Greece? “You cannot separate your faith from life,” YOU cannot, evidently, separate belief from fact. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-were-assholes-and-proud-of-it-rep-sally-kern/443705/39 "2008-04-03T22:42:49Z")
[QUOTE=Furious\_Marmot] Just last week, I bewildered a (New York native) friend by saying “I wish I could live in Texas, it’s so cosmopolitan and progressive.” Never thought I’d say that, either. [/QUOTE] Actually, Texas does have that side to it in addition to the W & Co. side, according to [this book,](http://www.amazon.com/Made-Texas-Southern-Takeover-Paperback/dp/B0007XWNAU/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1207262385&sr=8-1) which I’m sure nobody would ever have written about Oklahoma. ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2008, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-were-assholes-and-proud-of-it-rep-sally-kern/443705/40 "2008-04-03T23:23:36Z")
> [@](#): > > “Lesbianism is so rampant in some of the schools in Southeast Oklahoma that they’ll only let one girl go to the bathroom. Now think about it.” I’m certainly thinking about it and it’s fucking hot!! Marc [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-were-assholes-and-proud-of-it-rep-sally-kern/443705.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hi-were-assholes-and-proud-of-it-rep-sally-kern/443705.md?page=3)