# Hidden Valley Ranch has a new ad campaign **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2018, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hidden-valley-ranch-has-a-new-ad-campaign/817841 "2018-07-13T14:52:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![amaguri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@amaguri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amaguri)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hidden-valley-ranch-has-a-new-ad-campaign/817841/1 "2018-07-13T14:52:12Z")
wherein they refer to themselves as HVR yesterday this commercial came immediately after a commercial for the HPV vaccine yikes! ---
**Author:** ![dba\_Fred](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c37758/32.png) [@dba\_Fred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dba_Fred)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hidden-valley-ranch-has-a-new-ad-campaign/817841/2 "2018-07-13T15:13:15Z")
Implying it could be used as a barrier method of protection? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![amaguri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@amaguri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amaguri)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hidden-valley-ranch-has-a-new-ad-campaign/817841/3 "2018-07-13T15:47:01Z")
perhaps a cautionary tale about exploring hidden valleys without protection ---
**Author:** ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hidden-valley-ranch-has-a-new-ad-campaign/817841/4 "2018-07-13T15:58:04Z")
“Do you or a loved one have HVR? Ask your doctor about Ranchilla. Side effects may include headaches, loose stool, stool pigeon, bird brain, and partial or complete regurgitation of one or more lungs.” ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hidden-valley-ranch-has-a-new-ad-campaign/817841/5 "2018-07-13T16:14:55Z")
> [@control-z](#): > > “Do you or a loved one have HVR? Ask your doctor about Ranchilla. Side effects may include headaches, loose stool, stool pigeon, bird brain, and partial or complete regurgitation of one or more lungs.” It’s stuff like this that keeps me hanging around this crazy joint. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DavidwithanR](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@DavidwithanR](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidwithanR)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hidden-valley-ranch-has-a-new-ad-campaign/817841/6 "2018-07-13T16:15:27Z")
The best of both worlds is HPVR - you get to re-play your infection any time you want, and it comes with a nice salad. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hidden-valley-ranch-has-a-new-ad-campaign/817841/7 "2018-07-13T16:19:22Z")
> [@control-z](#): > > and partial or complete regurgitation of one or more lungs." At this point in this thread, I’m regurgitating my lunch…& I haven’t even eaten yet! ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hidden-valley-ranch-has-a-new-ad-campaign/817841/8 "2018-07-13T16:33:33Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > At this point in this thread, I’m regurgitating my lunch…& I haven’t even eaten yet! Pregurgitation? ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hidden-valley-ranch-has-a-new-ad-campaign/817841/9 "2018-07-13T17:10:22Z")
> [@DavidwithanR](#): > > The best of both worlds is HPVR - you get to re-play your infection any time you want, and it comes with a nice salad. 😃 As long as it isn’t hollandaise… ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hidden-valley-ranch-has-a-new-ad-campaign/817841/10 "2018-07-13T17:30:06Z")
It’s great on yeast rolls. ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2018, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hidden-valley-ranch-has-a-new-ad-campaign/817841/11 "2018-07-13T18:28:03Z")
> [@DavidwithanR](#): > > The best of both worlds is HPVR - you get to re-play your infection any time you want, and it comes with a nice salad. 😃 I would rather have an HPVCR. There’s nothing like outdated technology to soften the blow of having a venereal disease and being forced to eat Ranch dressing…