# Hide your bananas. Mid-daughter has Monkey pox!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 3, 2022, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hide-your-bananas-mid-daughter-has-monkey-pox/972606 "2022-10-03T03:32:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2022, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hide-your-bananas-mid-daughter-has-monkey-pox/972606/1 "2022-10-03T03:32:55Z")

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She was feeling virus-y for a few days. Had blisters on her foot. Then the other. She thought it was her shoes.  
And then, a mild temp. Her boys are now ache-y.

So anyone in contact with them can’t come here to see me 😐.

My sister blew in from Texas with 2 of her daughters. She’s going to stay in a hotel. So she can visit me, this week.

So…my life is just so fun.

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**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2022, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hide-your-bananas-mid-daughter-has-monkey-pox/972606/2 "2022-10-03T04:03:43Z")

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Well, that sucks about your daughter. I hope she gets better quickly!I was going to work in a joke about her being a chimp off the old block, but someone would point out chimps are apes, not monkeys. So does this mean L’il Wrekk won’t be able to visit, either?

I hope you have great visits with your sister!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2022, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hide-your-bananas-mid-daughter-has-monkey-pox/972606/3 "2022-10-03T04:16:35Z")

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No. Li’l Wrekker cannot visit me until she’s cleared. She’s been very busy at the University so I haven’t seen much of her.  
But, Ivy will be here as much as I want. She’s a great aide.  
She has no children or pets or husband and hates going home.  
I think I’m getting a cot put in here for her.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2022, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hide-your-bananas-mid-daughter-has-monkey-pox/972606/4 "2022-10-03T04:22:31Z")

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You’ve adopted cats, and dogs, and a possum, and now you’re adopting a CNA for your extended family, Beck. 😉

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**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2022, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hide-your-bananas-mid-daughter-has-monkey-pox/972606/5 "2022-10-03T05:39:19Z")

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True! Beck’s Home for Wayward Waifs…I like it.

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**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hide-your-bananas-mid-daughter-has-monkey-pox/972606/6 "2022-10-04T06:08:02Z")

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No bad, bad, bad?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hide-your-bananas-mid-daughter-has-monkey-pox/972606/7 "2022-10-04T11:17:24Z")

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It’s triple ‘bad’ for sure!  
Her 2 sons have it as well.

I feel like my whole family will have it soon.

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**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hide-your-bananas-mid-daughter-has-monkey-pox/972606/8 "2022-10-04T18:48:06Z")

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Sympathy for all of them.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2022, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hide-your-bananas-mid-daughter-has-monkey-pox/972606/9 "2022-10-04T21:34:25Z")

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> [@nelliebly](#):
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> I was going to work in a joke…

I’m leaving mine on the cutting room floor, too.
