“Son, I’ma gonna let my dogs loose now. Might be a good idea to put her into gear and get movin.”
You have people knocking on your door wanting to buy your house?! Does this happen often. Send them my way!! 
They would probably be Cub Scouts, but Cubs still sell popcorn.
I lost my excuse to not buy the popcorn when I got my braces removed a couple of months ago. Now I have to just say no (to quote Nancy Reagan).
Actually realtors seeing if I want to sell.