# Higgeldy Piggeldy Game

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/higgeldy-piggeldy-game/926516>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [November 26, 2020, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/higgeldy-piggeldy-game/926516 "2020-11-26T18:04:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2020, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/higgeldy-piggeldy-game/926516/1 "2020-11-26T18:04:26Z")

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This is a thread game based on a contest GAMES magazine ran, years ago. The idea is to write a short poem composed of double dactyls. A dactyl is a three syllable poetry measure with the stress on the first syllable. The following poems are written in double dactyl (DA da da DA da da), and the objective of the game is to write a similar eight line poem composed of these. They must start with the words “Higgeldy Piggeldy”. The original contest winners (IIRC) are reprinted below.

Higgledy Piggeldy  
Benjamin Harrison  
Twenty-third President  
Was and as such  
Served between Clevelands  
And save for this trivial  
Idiosyncrasy  
Didn’t do much.

Higgeldy Piggeldy  
Marcus Antonious  
What do you think of the  
African Queen?  
Gubernatorial  
Duties require  
My presence in Egypt  
Ya know what I mean?

_Can you do better?_

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2020, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/higgeldy-piggeldy-game/926516/2 "2020-11-26T18:23:38Z")

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Higgeldy piggeldy  
America’s father  
Was a father of none  
He married ol’ Martha  
With a daughter and a son  
He wears a big wig  
All powdery white  
And he takes it off  
For bed at night.

Does that fit the rules?

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2020, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/higgeldy-piggeldy-game/926516/3 "2020-11-26T18:29:27Z")

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Damn it, I see mine is nine lines long.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2020, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/higgeldy-piggeldy-game/926516/4 "2020-11-26T18:31:15Z")

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Amended:

Higgeldy piggeldy  
America’s father  
Was a father of none  
He married ol’ Martha  
With a daughter and a son  
Wears a wig, all powdery white  
And he takes it off  
For bed at night.

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**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2020, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/higgeldy-piggeldy-game/926516/5 "2020-11-26T18:54:05Z")

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To clarify, the fourth and eighth lines are meant to rhyme with each other and to be choriambs (DA-da-da-DA). The other lines are dactylic dimeter with no rhyme scheme.

Higgledy piggledy,  
Arthur I. Garfunkel,  
Bibliomaniac,  
He is a rock.

Simon’s confederate,  
Later his frenemy,  
Sang like a nightingale,  
Now he just squawks.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2020, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/higgeldy-piggeldy-game/926516/6 "2020-11-26T19:20:29Z")

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^^ Excellent!!!

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2020, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/higgeldy-piggeldy-game/926516/7 "2020-11-26T21:52:42Z")

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That’s good. @Happy_Lendervedder made a great effort despite my poor explanation, I think it is recommended the second line be a person, but this is not mandatory here. The fourth and eight lines rhyme and are choriambs, as @bibliophage says, but the other lines are _double_ dactyls. Anyway,

Higgledy Piggeldy  
William Shakespeare  
Wrote splendid sonnets in  
Stratford on Thames

Married Anne Hathaway  
Though loved a Dark Lady  
Then switched between Greeks and  
_Cherchez les femmes_.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2020, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/higgeldy-piggeldy-game/926516/8 "2020-11-26T21:55:41Z")

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Since @Dr_Paprika first mentioned these double dactyl rhymes in another thread a few days ago, I’ve been having a fun time reading the ones on this page:  
[https://www.math.wisc.edu/~robbin/Higgeldy.txt](https://www.math.wisc.edu/~robbin/Higgeldy.txt)

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2020, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/higgeldy-piggeldy-game/926516/9 "2020-11-26T22:01:21Z")

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Some of those are brilliant. Thanks for that link. I didn’t know the origins of the contest.

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**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/higgeldy-piggeldy-game/926516/10 "2020-11-27T07:21:30Z")

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Higgeldy-piggledy  
Howard J. Wolowitz,  
Space station toilet guy,  
Married a peach,

B. Rostenkowski, a  
Pharmacological  
Microbiologist,  
Piercing of speech.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/higgeldy-piggeldy-game/926516/11 "2020-11-27T07:39:26Z")

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Another excellent one!

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/higgeldy-piggeldy-game/926516/12 "2020-11-27T07:40:48Z")

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Higgledy piggledy  
Thanksgiving dinner was  
Diff’rent from last year  
and Covid was why,

Instead of a hen stuffed with  
Giblets and cornbread we  
Ate individual  
Banquet Pot Pies

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/higgeldy-piggeldy-game/926516/13 "2020-11-27T15:02:34Z")

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Higgeldus Piggeldus  
President Donald J.  
Looting the treasury  
Acquired a cough

Recovered from COVID  
Gave it to his staffers -  
Lost an election but  
Wouldn’t \*\*\*\* off.

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**Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/higgeldy-piggeldy-game/926516/14 "2020-11-27T15:27:33Z")

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Higgledy Piggledy  
Here’s Greta Thurnberg, she’s  
Autustic and seventeen and  
Has no boyfriend.

But somehow or other she  
Has rallied the Greenery  
To save the whole planet  
From its fiery end.

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/higgeldy-piggeldy-game/926516/15 "2020-11-27T16:42:31Z")

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Higgeldy Piggeldy  
Emerson Winchester  
Went to Korea to  
Serve in the war

Bête noire of Hawkeye who  
Hungered for Hot Lips he’s  
Better than Burns, but what’s  
Fighting good for?

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**Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/higgeldy-piggeldy-game/926516/16 "2020-11-27T18:55:13Z")

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Higgledy piggledy,  
Emperor Hadrian  
Built a big wall and is  
Honored by lots.

Deification’s not  
Too much to ask for the  
Last guy who managed to  
Keep out the Scots.

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**Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/higgeldy-piggeldy-game/926516/17 "2020-11-27T21:42:02Z")

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Higgeldy Piggeldy  
Howard P. Lovecraft while  
Writing a novel heard  
Far-away tunes

Almost Peruvian?  
Antediluvian!  
Shanties from Old Ones as  
Wild as typhoons

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**Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/higgeldy-piggeldy-game/926516/18 "2020-11-27T22:30:20Z")

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Higgeldum Piggeldum  
Emperor Constantine  
Moved to Byzantium  
To build his home

Raised Holy Sepulchres  
In ancient Jerus’lem -  
Didn’t believe that all  
Roads lead to Rome

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**Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/higgeldy-piggeldy-game/926516/19 "2020-11-27T22:39:16Z")

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> [@Dr\_Paprika](#):
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> I think it is recommended the second line be a person, but this is not mandatory here. The fourth and eight lines rhyme and are choriambs, as @bibliophage says, but the other lines are _double_ dactyls.

And one line should consist of a single word.

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**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2020, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/higgeldy-piggeldy-game/926516/20 "2020-11-27T23:26:06Z")

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That could be. This interpretation here is looser, but that doesn’t mean it was well described in the OP. The GAMES contest was perhaps in 1985(?) after the invention of the form in 1966, according to the above link.

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