# High-end brothel busted in Virginia **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 9, 2023, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/high-end-brothel-busted-in-virginia/992891 "2023-11-09T23:32:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/high-end-brothel-busted-in-virginia/992891/41 "2023-11-10T19:22:21Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > And GFE is girlfriend experience. That’s where you buy them lots of stuff, then they go to bed early to watch Lifetime Network in dirty socks and a tub of ice cream. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/high-end-brothel-busted-in-virginia/992891/42 "2023-11-10T19:26:24Z")
> [@mcgato](#): > > I knew his wife better, and I have no idea why he would want to cheat on her. Every person’s ideal partner is someone else’s “nag.” Or something like that. ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/high-end-brothel-busted-in-virginia/992891/43 "2023-11-10T19:28:39Z")
No matter how hot they are, somebody somewhere is sick and tired of their shit. ---
**Author:** ![Moriarty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moriarty/32/49_2.png) [@Moriarty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moriarty)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/high-end-brothel-busted-in-virginia/992891/44 "2023-11-10T19:32:17Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > > [@Riemann](#): > > > > And GFE is girlfriend experience. > > That’s where you buy them lots of stuff, then they go to bed early to watch Lifetime Network in dirty socks and a tub of ice cream. I applaud the quip. I believe that the girlfriend experience actually refers to kissing on the mouth. You know, the more I think about this, the more disturbed I am getting. They mention that everybody is offered mouthwash and a shower. Do they get their own bottle of mouthwash? Do they get an individually wrapped bar of soap, like in hotels? Because if I am sharing the mouthwash bottle, or, the bar of soap, with the other Johns, I’m not sure that I want to continue with this. And how clean are the towels exactly anyway? Who’s doing laundry around here? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/high-end-brothel-busted-in-virginia/992891/45 "2023-11-10T19:33:50Z")
> [@Moriarty](#): > > And how clean are the towels exactly anyway? Who’s doing laundry around here? - I’m going to Hell for this… the Chinese? ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/high-end-brothel-busted-in-virginia/992891/46 "2023-11-10T22:05:17Z")
I’m thinking, the first business of any “high end brothel” , especially with “elected officials”, is blackmail. Record everything, save it for when you need it. Actually, the bothel is just the source. They sell the blackmail material on the open market, not do the actual blackmail. So when you need a crucial vote, out comes the GFE session tapes. Making money off the sex just keeps the lights on. I would expect that they have cameras. Of course, that’s why I’d never go there. As for “high end”, I also totally think that valuation is exactly the same valuation that drug busts get. Inflated by a factor of ten. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/high-end-brothel-busted-in-virginia/992891/47 "2023-11-10T22:13:20Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > > [@Moriarty](#): > > > > And how clean are the towels exactly anyway? Who’s doing laundry around here? - > > I’m going to Hell for this… the Chinese? You’re going to Hell for making me nearly snort my late-afternoon Caesar over my new keyboard! 😁 ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2023, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/high-end-brothel-busted-in-virginia/992891/48 "2023-11-10T23:52:01Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > I’m going to Hell for this… the Chinese? Please Og, help me not to laugh out loud. ---
**Author:** ![I.Dunno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9f8e36/32.png) [@I.Dunno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I.Dunno)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2023, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/high-end-brothel-busted-in-virginia/992891/49 "2023-11-11T00:21:43Z")
I believe this is how the authorities determined that the business was “high end”. The customers washed up first. ---
**Author:** ![Al128](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/al128/32/16541_2.png) [@Al128](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Al128)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2023, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/high-end-brothel-busted-in-virginia/992891/50 "2023-11-11T12:42:57Z")
> [@Moriarty](#): > > I can imagine somebody showing up and going, “Thanks, but I’m good on the mouthwash. I do a pretty good job with the brushing, and I had some gum before I got here.” and getting the terse reply > > “No sex for you!” word on the street is, it was a Listerine front > [@thorny\_locust](#): > > If you’re saying they might have been spies just because their ancestors, or they themselves, were from somewhere in Asia – let me just say that that’s not a great look. If the stories you read thought they were spies only for that reason – personally, I’d stop reading those sites. they were spies, b/c they **knew martial arts** … b/c they are chinese … you know… > [@chappachula](#): > > The advertisement says “we have a some change!!” (yes, the exclamation points are included, free of charge). This is not the proper grammar I would expect from a high-class business. It sounds like a Nigerian prince email. Ah … shutapayourface … the webmaster is clearly italian > [@mjmartin](#): > > But who knows, Bob Kraft (owner of the Patriots) was caught in a $70 rub and tug place in Florida, so anything is possible. That’s it!!! … NO more Mac&Cheese in my christian family … we are descent (!) people here! > [@Moriarty](#): > > And how clean are the towels exactly anyway? Who’s doing laundry around here? Well, there - the whole GF experience comes in handy … > [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#): > > I would expect that they have cameras. helloo!!! … models… photo studio … → I’d expect some cameras for my hard earned dollars all: /s ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2023, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/high-end-brothel-busted-in-virginia/992891/51 "2023-11-11T12:47:47Z")
> [@Al128](#): > > Helloo!!! … models… photo studio … → I’d expect some cameras for my hard earned dollars Sounds like some kind of a mental health test! ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2023, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/high-end-brothel-busted-in-virginia/992891/52 "2023-11-11T14:40:39Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > Sounds like some kind of a mental health test! I think he failed. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2023, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/high-end-brothel-busted-in-virginia/992891/53 "2023-11-11T15:58:43Z")
> [@hajario](#): > > Fuck those guys. That’s what they were paying for! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/high-end-brothel-busted-in-virginia/992891.md?page=2)