# Highlights Magazine for SDMBers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/highlights-magazine-for-sdmbers/59540>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 26, 2001, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/highlights-magazine-for-sdmbers/59540 "2001-03-26T14:35:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\
**Post date:** [March 26, 2001, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/highlights-magazine-for-sdmbers/59540/1 "2001-03-26T14:35:10Z")

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**Gallant** provides an informative and entertaining reply to a query in GQ.  
**Goofus** starts an inane thread in MPSIMS.

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**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2001, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/highlights-magazine-for-sdmbers/59540/2 "2001-03-29T21:25:34Z")

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**Gallant** takes the hint when no one responds to his OP.  
**Goofus** , desperately craving attention, replies to his own thread.

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**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2001, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/highlights-magazine-for-sdmbers/59540/3 "2001-03-29T23:21:59Z")

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