# Hijack this thread!!! please **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 24, 2000, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread-please/30636 "2000-08-24T20:45:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Wump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed655f/32.png) [@Wump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wump)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread-please/30636/61 "2000-08-27T19:47:24Z")
i know it’s not a new thread, but hey, im new to this ---
**Author:** ![Wump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed655f/32.png) [@Wump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wump)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread-please/30636/62 "2000-08-27T19:50:28Z")
new has the same sound as the first sylable of nudity… think about it… ---
**Author:** ![steeljaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@steeljaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steeljaw)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2000, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread-please/30636/63 "2000-08-27T23:11:33Z")
Say, i’ve got a couple snakes. I noticed you properly quoted ralph wiggum in your sig line wump. good work, very good work indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Zoing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecccb3/32.png) [@Zoing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoing)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread-please/30636/64 "2000-08-28T02:25:12Z")
I went to a concert on Friday, it was Sting. It’s nice to sit on grass, because it’s soft. Except when it itches - things that itch aren’t very pleasant. Just like my brother, who left to college on Friday as well. How sad. But I really did enjoy my cheddar rice cakes, they were scrumptious, speaking of which, so is Jones soda. Yum! ---
**Author:** ![steeljaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@steeljaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steeljaw)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 8:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread-please/30636/65 "2000-08-28T08:05:54Z")
you see, i have this problem. one half of my chin is numb probably for the rest of my life. and um, sometimes i can feel it itching, then i try to scratch it, but it doesn’t work, cause it’s numb, then there is the whole loose titanium screw in my jaw problem… ---
**Author:** ![Wump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed655f/32.png) [@Wump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wump)\ **Post date:** [August 28, 2000, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread-please/30636/66 "2000-08-28T09:21:14Z")
wow, someone else who has an aprecitation for ralph wiggum, u’ve definatly got my vote… even tho i don’t live in the US… and im not of legal voting age, but i’ve been to the states a couple times, that’s gotta count for somthing. on the subject of counting, how bout that count from seaseme (sp?) street? i always loved those lightning strikes and thunder, could have been dangerous tho, i wonder how fire retardant those muppets were/are… ---
**Author:** ![steeljaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@steeljaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steeljaw)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2000, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread-please/30636/67 "2000-08-29T16:31:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ShamaFrog \* > \*\*Define ‘stimulated’ , Struuter…if you’re talking about giving on to the craving for caffeine and other stimulants, well, I’m always too easily stimulated…did you know that when forestry workers rescue unconciuos animals from fire, they check for nerve damage by ‘stimulating’ the genitals, looking for a positive response? \*\* See, look, it’s ok if the muppets catch on fire, cause then the rescue workers will just have to zap their nuts. Problem solved. This post brought to you by the letter “F” ---
**Author:** ![steeljaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@steeljaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steeljaw)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread-please/30636/68 "2000-08-30T07:00:15Z")
starting to feel that profound sense of rejection… I knew that once I divulged information about my snakes, the hijacking would stop. You all just used me. YOU BASTARDS!!! Whatever. Jerks. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread-please/30636/69 "2000-08-30T09:26:08Z")
I used to live in the Bloom County House. Yep, you heard right. That Bloom County. That house. Freaky weird with towers and balconies and such. We had bees. Lots and lots of bees. Don’t live there anymore, but you can still rent rooms there. Guy living downstairs one year had snakes…aw, _ **CRAP!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Spider\_Woman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cdc98d/32.png) [@Spider\_Woman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider_Woman)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread-please/30636/70 "2000-08-30T11:17:23Z")
We have a turtle. She knows how to come down the stairs. And speaking of turtles, I used to like chocolate, but I don’t so much any more. How much caffeine is in chocolate? There is lots of caffeine in Mountain Dew. I like Diet Mountain Dew the best. It doesn’t have that sugar after-taste. ---
**Author:** ![Wump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed655f/32.png) [@Wump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wump)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread-please/30636/71 "2000-08-30T15:28:19Z")
not in canadian Mountain Dew ☹ i has none, but then, drinking off mountain leaves in the mornings is a bit too much trouble but snakes drink Mountain Dew, they also ate my neihbors mouse… This post brought to u by the letter S the number 3, and the letter X too 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread-please/30636/72 "2000-08-30T18:00:39Z")
Mountain doo is nasty… speaking of which, I once had a baby cayman as a pet. He was nasty. Not as nasty as snak - oops! Have you ever been to the Cayman Islands? Do they have caymans there? ---
**Author:** ![steeljaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@steeljaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steeljaw)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2000, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread-please/30636/73 "2000-08-30T18:14:52Z")
This one time, when I lived in Phoenix, I had a huge turtle named Mr. T. He was named after the legendary A-Team member. It wasn’t until a few years later that I realized that turtle started with the letter T. Thus, the name worked on so many levels. Anyway, he was an exotic turtle, and I used to put him down the slide, but then the pool man stole it. Well alright then. I guess this post is brought to you by the letter T. ---
**Author:** ![\_hijack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/c0e974/32.png) [@\_hijack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_hijack)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2000, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread-please/30636/74 "2000-11-25T00:49:42Z")
\*\*"Hijack this thread!!! please " You rang? ---
**Author:** ![steeljaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@steeljaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steeljaw)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread-please/30636/75 "2000-12-08T04:37:09Z")
:steeljaw walks in and beats dead horse with an AK-47: :beats dead horse a little more, horse jiggles showing signs of life: I wonder if the thought of a dead horse offends anybody? (yes, you’re right, this is a last ditch effort to revive this thread) BUMP! ---
**Author:** ![broccoli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a183cd/32.png) [@broccoli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/broccoli)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread-please/30636/76 "2000-12-08T13:33:10Z")
[hijak] So how many people here like cheese? I LOVE the stuff, but i’m lactose intolerant. ``` [tangent] Which really sucks because my favorite food is pizza, and pizza with no cheese just plain blows (IMHO). Oh well. [/tangent] ``` [/hijak] punk snot dead, broccoli! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread-please/30636.md?page=3)