# Hijack this thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 22, 2005, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread/336809 "2005-12-22T16:21:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread/336809/221 "2006-01-11T18:43:43Z")
> [@Sgt Schwartz](#): > > Without beans, there would be no cinemagraphic masterpieces such as _Blazing Saddles_ Mongo only pawn in game of life. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread/336809/222 "2006-01-11T18:45:39Z")
I still have the box and board from The Game Of Life, and two little cars. But none of the little pegs that represented the people. Og only knows why I’m holding onto it. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread/336809/223 "2006-01-11T18:55:08Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > I still have the box and board from The Game Of Life, and two little cars. But none of the little pegs that represented the people. Og only knows why I’m holding onto it. Try Cribbage ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread/336809/224 "2006-01-11T19:38:33Z")
My aunt used to make the best stuffed cabbage. It had raisins in it. I loved it. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread/336809/225 "2006-01-11T19:40:36Z")
I feel unloved. My contributions have been passed over and ignored _twice_ in this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread/336809/226 "2006-01-11T19:40:37Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > My aunt used to make the best stuffed cabbage. It had raisins in it. I loved it. Kraut raisin bran ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread/336809/227 "2006-01-11T19:42:22Z")
> [@fetus](#): > > I feel unloved. My contributions have been passed over and ignored _twice_ in this thread. I was posting while your latest came up. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread/336809/228 "2006-01-11T19:46:44Z")
Three passed-over posts, now. Amazing. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread/336809/229 "2006-01-11T19:49:21Z")
> [@fetus](#): > > Three passed-over posts, now. Amazing. i did not pass you over! I hijacked your cribbage and took it to my cabage! ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread/336809/230 "2006-01-11T19:49:56Z")
> [@fetus](#): > > Three passed-over posts, now. Amazing. Third time’s a charm ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread/336809/231 "2006-01-11T19:50:32Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > i did not pass you over! I hijacked your cribbage and took it to my cabage! No, you didn’t pass me over. You were a few posts down from me, actually. Doesn’t really matter that much, anyway. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread/336809/232 "2006-01-11T19:50:58Z")
> [@fetus](#): > > Three passed-over posts, now. Amazing. we used to have the nicest Passover Sedars, until my mom passed away in 1981. She really was the glue of the family (you see how it works? that’s a hijack! silly **fetus** ) ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2006, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread/336809/233 "2006-01-11T19:52:34Z")
I think I’m one of the few people in my generation who never ate paste. I was hoping someone would make a Passover post. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread/336809/234 "2006-01-12T00:00:39Z")
My little brother came by yesterday asking me for some paste, but the best that we could find was wood glue. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread/336809/235 "2006-01-12T00:04:29Z")
> [@Governor Quinn](#): > > My little brother came by yesterday asking me for some paste, but the best that we could find was wood glue. i changed the first “w”. now it’s “who would jesus do”? ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread/336809/236 "2006-01-12T00:05:11Z")
Jesus would do anything that moves. What a whore. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread/336809/237 "2006-01-12T00:07:24Z")
> [@fetus](#): > > Jesus would do anything that moves. What a whore. yeah he is. i hear her performs miracles in the bed, though. “…penis…extend!” (choir of angels singing) ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread/336809/238 "2006-01-12T00:08:35Z")
> [@fetus](#): > > Jesus would do anything that moves. What a whore. yeah he is. i hear he performs miracles in the bed, though. “…penis…extend!” (choir of angels singing) ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread/336809/239 "2006-01-12T00:12:44Z")
I’ve been known to turn a single piece of bread into enough vaginas for every man and woman in my audience. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2006, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijack-this-thread/336809/240 "2006-01-12T02:05:25Z")
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