# Hijacks we know and love

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijacks-we-know-and-love/248817>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 5, 2004, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijacks-we-know-and-love/248817 "2004-06-05T15:45:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijacks-we-know-and-love/248817/1 "2004-06-05T15:45:45Z")

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One of the first things you learn on the SDMB is that threads often take some very strange turns. For example, I am taking part in a thread in GQ right now that started out as a question about air conditioners, but has turned into a lesson on how to pronounce the Irish word _craic._ I **love** this board!

What has been _your_ favorite/strangest/most annoying hijack? 😃

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijacks-we-know-and-love/248817/2 "2004-06-05T15:54:54Z")

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My Gambasia affini have babies!

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijacks-we-know-and-love/248817/3 "2004-06-05T16:38:01Z")

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I currently hold the record for most irrelevant hijack. (or ‘thread tangent’ as the awarder called it)

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**Author:** ![woodstock989](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f05b48/32.png) [@woodstock989](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstock989)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijacks-we-know-and-love/248817/4 "2004-06-05T16:39:32Z")

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As a registered, certified Derailer, IMHO, Monty Python hijacks are the most effective, versatile, and enjoyable hijacks. 😃

Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam…

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**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijacks-we-know-and-love/248817/5 "2004-06-05T16:54:27Z")

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My favourite hijack remains my own (although at the time, I didn’t intend for it to be one, I was just having a bit of fun. Didn’t think, as a newbie then, it’d be noticed much.) [The Q and X Union. We represent the underused letters of the alphabet](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=65144) Note: _Really_ old thread. Do not bump.

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijacks-we-know-and-love/248817/6 "2004-06-05T17:05:19Z")

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The ‘a’ thread was a good hijack that went crazy (the OP did not intend for what happened to happen I think he was just asking a question. It turned into [correct me if I am wrong] the SDMB thread with the most replies)  
Anyone got a link to it? (no fear of bumping it as it was closed)

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijacks-we-know-and-love/248817/7 "2004-06-05T17:13:12Z")

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> [@Lobsang](#):
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> I currently hold the record for most irrelevant hijack. (or ‘thread tangent’ as the awarder called it)

Not so fast with the Kudos, Island Boy! [Try this on for size.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=195329) (note post #18)

What I find funny is, guys like you and me don’t wake up in the morning with a plan hatched to hijack. It just happens. I do it irl convs, too. You?  
Are Kudos™ available on the Isle of Mannly Guys?

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijacks-we-know-and-love/248817/8 "2004-06-05T17:22:11Z")

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Here…

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> [@Gadfly](#):
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> [The 7th annual Neil Gaiman award for completely irrelevant thread tangent goes to… LOBSANG! 😃](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=242368)

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> I do it irl convs, too. You?

Yep. We can be talking about England’s best cricket innings and then a word triggers a memory, and suddenly I’m talking about sailing ships.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijacks-we-know-and-love/248817/9 "2004-06-05T17:22:38Z")

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[a](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=158752)

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijacks-we-know-and-love/248817/10 "2004-06-05T17:24:27Z")

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P.S. Now that I’ve seen Jacob’s Ladder (the film, a few days ago), I understand exactly how irrelevant my hijack was. 😃

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijacks-we-know-and-love/248817/11 "2004-06-05T17:34:09Z")

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> [@Lobsang](#):
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> …We can be talking about **England’s best cricket innings** and then a word triggers a memory…

[bolding mine]

:dubious:

Sounds like a non sequitur to me! 😛  
What forum seems to lend itself most easiestly (😕 _what the…?_) to hijacks?

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**Author:** ![RandomLetters](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@RandomLetters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandomLetters)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijacks-we-know-and-love/248817/12 "2004-06-05T17:34:48Z")

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Ah they’re 1920’s style “Death Rays.”

😃

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijacks-we-know-and-love/248817/13 "2004-06-05T17:48:48Z")

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[Poor **Dogface** and his triple post.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=202225) Perhaps the most famous SDMB hijack of all. It’s _still_ affecting this board!

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijacks-we-know-and-love/248817/14 "2004-06-05T17:50:55Z")

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> [@NoClueBoy](#):
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> [Poor **Dogface** and his triple post.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=202225) Perhaps the most famous SDMB hijack of all. It’s _still_ affecting this board!

Banned after 3470 posts?! (I am sure the story behind that is as old as the twenteen-ninties style reth days, easiyiestilyly)

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hijacks-we-know-and-love/248817/15 "2004-06-05T17:56:55Z")

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> [@Lobsang](#):
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> Banned after 3470 posts?! (I am sure the story behind that is as old as the twenteen-ninties style reth days, easiyiestilyly)

[Answer](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=4707743&postcount=105)
