# Hilarious Amazon Product Reviews **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 23, 2016, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-amazon-product-reviews/775470 "2016-12-23T19:36:35Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-amazon-product-reviews/775470/1 "2016-12-23T19:36:35Z")
Check out this great product and what folks have to say about it > **[Amazon.com: Shittens Disposable Mitten-shaped Wet Wipes, 20 Count : Baby](https://www.amazon.com/Shittens-Disposable-Mitten-shaped-Wipes-Count/dp/B00F547P6S)** > > Buy Shittens Disposable Mitten-shaped Wet Wipes, 20 Count on Amazon.com ✓ FREE SHIPPING on qualified orders _From the jungles of Thailand to the ice roads of Siberia, I searched tirelessly, a piece of cotton stuffed between my butt cheeks to keep my twinklestar from being revealed in all its dirty shame_ You got any? ---
**Author:** ![Common\_Tater](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/common_tater/32/13846_2.png) [@Common\_Tater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Common_Tater)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-amazon-product-reviews/775470/2 "2016-12-23T19:56:24Z")
The 55 gallon drum of “lube” is a classic, sorry I’m too lazy to post a link. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-amazon-product-reviews/775470/3 "2016-12-23T20:57:23Z")
[Here ya go.](https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO) Hope mine gets here in time for Christmas. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-amazon-product-reviews/775470/4 "2016-12-23T21:08:23Z")
> [@Projammer](#): > > [Here ya go.](https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO) > > Hope mine gets here in time for Christmas. No faucet? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-amazon-product-reviews/775470/5 "2016-12-23T21:08:52Z")
> [@Projammer](#): > > [Here ya go.](https://www.amazon.com/Passion-Lubes-Natural-Water-Based-Lubricant/dp/B005MR3IVO) > > Hope mine gets here in time for Christmas. From the sidebar. > [@](#): > > Delivery available via fresh > Get this item with your weekly groceries, as soon as today. ---
**Author:** ![Wallaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/dc4da7/32.png) [@Wallaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallaby)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-amazon-product-reviews/775470/6 "2016-12-23T21:50:13Z")
The classic. [Veet for Men](https://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Men-Hair-Removal-Cream/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK) Seriously hours of fun. Some of the best stuff I have read on the internet. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2016, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-amazon-product-reviews/775470/7 "2016-12-23T21:57:06Z")
[Here’s a thread from a little over a year ago on the same subject.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=768934) My contribution can be found there. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2016, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-amazon-product-reviews/775470/8 "2016-12-24T18:20:28Z")
Missed that one, I did. ---
**Author:** ![Ellecram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellecram/32/18948_2.png) [@Ellecram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellecram)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2016, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-amazon-product-reviews/775470/9 "2016-12-30T04:53:03Z")
> **[Amazon.com: Hutzler 571 Banana Slicer,193925: Home & Kitchen](https://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-3571-571-Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII)** > > Online Shopping for Kitchen Utensils & Gadgets from a great selection at everyday low prices. Free 2-day Shipping with Amazon Prime. The banana slicer…a little old but rather good for some laughs. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2016, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-amazon-product-reviews/775470/10 "2016-12-30T05:21:03Z")
I knew there was one for a horse head mask. Which mask was really obvious, because this one has over 1,000 reviews. [https://www.amazon.com/Ace-Martial-Arts-Supply-Horse/dp/B009PJV6KK/ref=sr\_1\_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1483075082&sr=8-5&keywords=horse+mask](https://www.amazon.com/Ace-Martial-Arts-Supply-Horse/dp/B009PJV6KK/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1483075082&sr=8-5&keywords=horse+mask) This book, published by a small press for right-wing ammosexuals, briefly hit the best-seller list after Stephen Colbert displayed it on his old TV show. > **[My Parents Open Carry: Jeffs, Brian, Nephew, Nathan, Bergman, Lorna:...](https://www.amazon.com/Parents-Open-Carry-Brian-Jeffs/dp/1618081012)** > > My Parents Open Carry \[Jeffs, Brian, Nephew, Nathan, Bergman, Lorna\] on Amazon.com. \*FREE\* shipping on qualifying offers. My Parents Open Carry