# Hilarious KMart ad

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-kmart-ad/656047>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 18, 2013, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-kmart-ad/656047 "2013-04-18T16:19:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 12\
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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2013, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-kmart-ad/656047/1 "2013-04-18T16:19:29Z")

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[Ship My Pannts](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I03UmJbK0lA&feature=player_embedded).

Yeah its juvenile, but its stil funny as hell. It’s just a internet ad, I believe, but it has the idiots over at One million Moms clutching their pearls.

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**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2013, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-kmart-ad/656047/2 "2013-04-18T16:48:13Z")

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Juvenile, but it made me laugh out loud.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2013, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-kmart-ad/656047/3 "2013-04-18T16:54:42Z")

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There’s an active thread on good commercials - [Ads that make you go "Damn that's a good ad." - Cafe Society - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=688266)

This one was posted right near the start of the thread.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2013, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-kmart-ad/656047/4 "2013-04-18T16:59:17Z")

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The ad was done by some friends of mine, at the agency where I used to work. Potty humor!

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**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2013, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-kmart-ad/656047/5 "2013-04-18T20:35:45Z")

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Yeah, it delighted my inner fourth grader. “I shipped my drawers!”

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**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2013, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-kmart-ad/656047/6 "2013-04-18T20:45:48Z")

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I’m impressed—and a little surprised. I think the only K-Mart ads I’ve seen for a long time are “store closing.” As one local put it, K-Mart is “Like an old buffalo that ambles away from the herd to die in peace.”

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**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2013, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-kmart-ad/656047/7 "2013-04-18T20:48:54Z")

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I liked the ad. I like it even more now that it is pissing off One [del]Dozen[/del] MillIon Moms.

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**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2013, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-kmart-ad/656047/8 "2013-04-18T21:19:40Z")

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Ahhh, the group hug at the end was really sweet.

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2013, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-kmart-ad/656047/9 "2013-04-18T21:59:00Z")

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> [@Telemark](#):
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> There’s an active thread on good commercials - [Ads that make you go "Damn that's a good ad." - Cafe Society - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=688266)
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> This one was posted right near the start of the thread.

I was reading that thread and saw this ad for the first time. Didn’t even crack a smile.

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
**Post date:** [April 18, 2013, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-kmart-ad/656047/10 "2013-04-18T23:14:22Z")

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> [@Death\_of\_Rats](#):
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> I liked the ad. I like it even more now that it is pissing off One [del]Dozen[/del] MillIon Moms.

I’m with you on this. The more outraged they are, the better I like it.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-kmart-ad/656047/11 "2013-04-19T00:53:36Z")

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Ddamn! That made me Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff down there!

I am now hard at work linking that everyone I know!

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [April 19, 2013, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-kmart-ad/656047/12 "2013-04-19T01:17:38Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> I was reading that thread and saw this ad for the first time. Didn’t even crack a smile.

Well you \*are \*a robot.
