# Hilarious Product Instructions Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-product-instructions-thread/126725>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 2, 2002, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-product-instructions-thread/126725 "2002-09-02T22:27:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![jmpride62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c37758/32.png) [@jmpride62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jmpride62)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-product-instructions-thread/126725/61 "2002-09-15T01:22:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Robb \*  
> \*\*[Reality](http://www.femalehealth.com/)
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> Reality® is estimated to be 95% effective when used consistently (every time) and correctly \*\*

From the site…

“Use more lubricant…if there is noise during sex”

Hehehe 😃

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**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-product-instructions-thread/126725/62 "2002-09-15T04:24:04Z")

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Just what IS Flesh Drink, anyway?

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