I’d forgotten that I started this thread six months ago, and had opined in it extensively. Nothing has happened to change my position that the ban on plastic bags is a well-intentioned fiasco rife with unintended consequences, and that plastic grocery bags were never a significant source of ocean microplastics. Of course yahoos like the ones @Euphonious_Polemic mentioned above, throwing plastic bags out of car windows, are a plague on society and should be heavily fined; they and those like them are the reason we have these ridiculous bans.
I’ve also been frustrated by the wildly inconsistent implementation, which will only now come under a federal ban. Some stores charged 5¢ a bag, others did not, others still had no bags at all. Then an entire city would have a municipal bag ban, then a conservative mayor would get voted in and the bag ban disappears (along with the 5¢ fee). I was particularly annoyed by the sanctimonious signs in stores charging the bag fee, alleging how much they “cared” about the environment. No, you don’t, you care about getting 5¢ for bags that you used to give away free.
Anyway, as I said before I never throw plastic grocery bags away (unless they’re defective, which is rare) but use them to line the kitchen garbage bin for which I’d just have to buy bags. For that reason I still have thousands of them. When I run out of the huge stash I have upstairs, there’s a ton more in the basement. For that matter, I hoard plastic produce bags, too, as well as plastic bread bags. They’re useful for wrapping leftovers or disposing of wet kitchen waste.
Actually, one thing has changed in the past six months. Fast food outlets are now universally using paper straws. I hate them. The paper is stiff enough, similar to plastic, but the straws have an off-putting paper texture that is suggestive of drinking through tissue paper. I never use them. I have a stash of plastic straws that I hoarded in some distant past. When those run out, I’ll have to turn criminal and try to purchase plastic straws on the black market, probably from some guy on the street corner wearing a trench coat.
I note also that our ever-virtuous provincial liquor stores, who switched from plastic bags to paper years ago, have now deemed that paper bags are not environmentally good enough. Their new solution: no bags. Frankly I have no problem with that. I stopped accepting their plastic bags long ago because they were too stiff and heavy for use as garbage bin liners, and I rarely took the paper bags, either. For years I’ve been using sectioned cloth wine bags and/or just wheeling the bottles out to the car in the shopping cart.
I reiterate that I’m all for responsible, sensible environmental measures. I’m happy to note, for instance, that just by following our current guidelines on recycling and making use of the extra-large wheeled recycling bins that were recently provided, probably at least 80% of my household waste volume is recycling, and only a tiny portion is landfill – sometimes so little that it’s not even worth taking the bin out on garbage day. When paper, cardboard, cans, aluminum trays, and virtually all plastic and glass is recyclable, there not a lot left for garbage.