# Hilarious Spam Subject Lines **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 9, 2007, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-spam-subject-lines/395326 "2007-03-09T23:46:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Hello\_Again](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/85e7bf/32.png) [@Hello\_Again](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hello_Again)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2007, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-spam-subject-lines/395326/1 "2007-03-09T23:46:51Z")
Sometimes spammers’ efforts to defeat filters yield hilarious results. Two I’ve received recently: 1. Young Boys Hot Pussy! er…yeah 2. Predominantly Vaginal not completely vaginal just… _predominantly_. Like an Ob/Gyn’s practice, perhaps? Any others? ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2007, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-spam-subject-lines/395326/2 "2007-03-09T23:58:06Z")
[Spamusement!](http://spamusement.com/) Not just a collection of hilarious spam subject lines, but an _illustrated_ collection of hilarious spam subject lines! ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2007, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-spam-subject-lines/395326/3 "2007-03-10T00:52:26Z")
From my spam proxy’s history I get: “And corruptible my waveguide” (which is why I only use waveguides that are pure and virtuous) “Avoid enhancement pills” (Fianlly – anti-spam!) “He downs” (Good for him.) “A bates an watchful” (Quit peeking in my windows!) “but articles with facts, details and numbers !” (Don’t try and convince me. I want articles with terse, obfuscatory sentences!) “It’s almost here” (Don’t bother spamming me 'til it’s arrived!) “As of celtic” (Hmm. “Celtic” as a unit of time. I can dig that.) “Lloyd Chuckles Bites” (Yeah. He’s widely regarded as a waste of money.) “Aggressive Investors Alert” (Thanks for the warning. Those investors can be vicious.) “tailor-made contrast” (It’s about time I can get contrast _my_ way) “And as urethra” ("…Rush Limbaugh!") “henthusiasm” (defined by the OED as “excitement for or about poultry.”) “here you go …” (Thanks. Now make me a sammich.) “sinterstate” (defined by the OED as “a major thoroughfare on which it is common to engage in sexual intercourse.” Also the subject of a popular Beatles song.) “Lovers package at discount price!” (Buy three or more and we’ll include a tube of KY Jelly absolutely free! Makes a great gift!) “hermit double standard” (Hey, preaching to the choir here. You can’t trust those hermits.) “Sir, your product works like no other” (Why thank you. I’ll put it on my testimonials page.) ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2007, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-spam-subject-lines/395326/4 "2007-03-10T01:15:17Z")
[QUOTE=Mindfield] “He downs” [/QUOTE] Am I the only one who hears this sung by William Hung? He downs! He downs! ---
**Author:** ![Carl\_Corey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Carl\_Corey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Corey)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2007, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-spam-subject-lines/395326/5 "2007-03-10T19:36:09Z")
One I saw this week was “turkey unimodal.” Huh? ---
**Author:** ![Quiddity\_Glomfuster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/c4cdca/32.png) [@Quiddity\_Glomfuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quiddity_Glomfuster)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2007, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-spam-subject-lines/395326/6 "2007-03-10T19:51:45Z")
From the current collection: ``` *To march on byproduct ``` Of an noisemake so is hankel news majest at surprise The solving of the problems with erection depends only of you. As as regime Are on athena pample On rough my concerti No the macrame A reprimand an ethel do charismatic he button Are potato at mit it mysterious ``` Or exhibitor the shitepoke ``` his in voluble Or do locate ``` Are potato at mit* ``` Sheer poetry 😃 ---
**Author:** ![tbdi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@tbdi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tbdi)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2007, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-spam-subject-lines/395326/7 "2007-03-19T19:31:31Z")
I just got this one… beguile praiseworthy auschwitz