# Hilarious Youtube Comments **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 12, 2009, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-youtube-comments/509862 "2009-09-12T23:51:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2009, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-youtube-comments/509862/1 "2009-09-12T23:51:10Z")
Okay, so we all know that the Youtube comments section is pretty much the lowest form of communication ever. And that most of it is spam, or childish insults. But there are some that are just unintentionally hilarious. Like, for example, this one on a Metroid Fusion 100% 2 Hours or Less run–the commentator was British, and he was playing through it through a bunch of videos. Among the typical ‘you’re so awesome’, ‘you’re great’, ‘fag’, there was one that was amusing: > [@Random Dude](#): > > You’re British! And the guy who made the video actually responded, too! He said: > [@Video Author](#): > > Yes. So what’s the most unintentionally (or intentionally) hilarious Youtube comment you’ve encountered? (Because it tends to reach similar levels of stupidity, Yahoo Answers comments are also applicable) ---
**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-youtube-comments/509862/2 "2009-09-13T09:53:04Z")
> [@pedescribe](#): > > Okay, so we all know that the Youtube comments section is pretty much the lowest form of communication ever. And that most of it is spam, or childish insults. I don’t have anything specific to contribute, but it baffles me why people don’t moderate their damn videos. Assholes post jerkish comments on friendly and interesting videos because they think they can get away with it, but the person who puts up the video has the power to jettison the jerks. They can either set the video so that all Comments have to be approved first, or they can go to the Comments page and click “Remove.” It’s as easy as that. Click click click, jerks gone. WHY don’t people do that?? ---
**Author:** ![cactus\_waltz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@cactus\_waltz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cactus_waltz)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-youtube-comments/509862/3 "2009-09-13T10:00:23Z")
yesterday I watched this [video review](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JIO6r56U4U) of a phone I’m concidering buying. It’s basically four minutes of a British girl talking about the phone and its pros and cons. I figured I would read the comments to see if anybody had anything to object to what she had said. The top commentary was this: > [@](#): > > At the end, did they switch the lights off and lock her in? LOL :-p I looked again at the end of the video and realized that there is a click sound before the video fades to black. I had to laugh at that, it was such a bizarre thing to write. ---
**Author:** ![Small\_Hen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@Small\_Hen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Hen)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-youtube-comments/509862/4 "2009-09-13T13:42:14Z")
When I first got into Star Trek, I ran across [THIS](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RekPWHPr-Q) video of Bones bitchsmacking a pregnant Julie Newmar. Someone commented: > [@](#): > > Keep that pimp hand strong, McCoy! For a moment, I couldn’t breathe. When I watch the show, I have now taken to pointing out times when McCoy acts pimp. There are more than you might think. ---
**Author:** ![gallows\_fodder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8c91f0/32.png) [@gallows\_fodder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gallows_fodder)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-youtube-comments/509862/5 "2009-09-13T16:40:19Z")
I watched [this awesome rap](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4T1RMuoQnKo) about the hard knock life in Arlington, VA. Someone’s ears perked up at this verse: > [@](#): > > Think you’re leaving alive > yeah you do but I don’t buy it > I’ll gonna eliminate you > like I did gluten from my diet so they commented > [@](#): > > r u celiac? Ahhh. I don’t know why that kills me, but it does. ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-youtube-comments/509862/6 "2009-09-13T16:41:15Z")
It was on that video where that girls falls out of her grape stomping bucket thingy while on Fox news: “Where’s your Jesus now, bitch!?” ---
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2009, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-youtube-comments/509862/7 "2009-09-13T23:29:09Z")
On this [video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hil1F2T19GY) of _Through the Fire and the Flames_ done in Mario Paint, someone said: > [@elxnaxox12](#): > > HOW YOU ADD bemols? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-youtube-comments/509862/8 "2009-09-14T00:36:00Z")
From the old Cartoon of He-Man and the Masters of the universe: The Shaping Staff [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/jBAQU7Q7TZY/maxresdefault.jpg "He-Man: The Shaping Staff") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBAQU7Q7TZY) This WTF chat took place: > [@](#): > > kilorat (4 months ago) > Not that theres anything wrong with being homosexual, but wow I never noticed how feminine the show was. > > cajunboi75 (4 months ago) > I agree Prince Adam wore purple tights and tight pink vest!!! lol > > lordfrost101 (4 months ago) > don’t forget his “fabulous” powers lol > > Zachdudeio2 (4 months ago) > holy balls > new screens > > ali79711 (4 months ago) > nice screen > DoomiteAsh (4 months ago) > Is it just me, or is Majestra HOT? _laughs_ > > DTGtoon (4 months ago) > agreed > > DTA550 (4 months ago) > PERVERTS!!! > > DoomiteAsh (3 months ago) > Chill man, it’s only a cartoon show. I just pointed out that Majestra (who we all know was just a clever disguise for Evil-Lyn) was pretty hot. That’s all! > > DTA550 (4 months ago) > PERVERT. Bit of trivia: Paul Diny, writer, producer and editor in\* Batman: the Animated Series \*wrote this episode early in his career. I have a question on how replies work on YouTube, clearly the last post appears first, and replies to an specific post appear indented under that post; however, on many occasions I do notice that a reply to a post appears \*\*under \*\*that post, with no indentation. The reply should appear on top of the post but I have noticed that this is not always the case. What gives? ---
**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-youtube-comments/509862/9 "2009-09-14T05:11:13Z")
First, you have the [greatest youtube video of all time](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NI6iu7e91Y), which also contains the only reasonable and wise youtube comment of all time. I can’t find the exact comment I’m looking for, but paraphasing from memory: “Anyone who calls themselves stingray deserves everything that’s coming to them” ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-youtube-comments/509862/10 "2009-09-14T06:56:58Z")
> [@GIGObuster](#): > > I have a question on how replies work on YouTube, clearly the last post appears first, and replies to an specific post appear indented under that post; however, on many occasions I do notice that a reply to a post appears \*\*under \*\*that post, with no indentation. The reply should appear on top of the post but I have noticed that this is not always the case. What gives? There are only 10 posts shown per page. If the post is replied to, using the Reply button, then the post ought to appear below and indented. If the reply is to a post that is not in the ten posts on the front page, i.e. it is for a post a few pages deep, then the reply is shown above the front page posts, not indented. Sometimes those replies look like they’re replying to the previous post, but in fact it’s to another post entirely. However, if they don’t hit the Reply button and just comment straight out, even though it was intended as a reply, it appears above the posts. ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2009, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilarious-youtube-comments/509862/11 "2009-09-14T10:15:18Z")
I have a text file with some I’ve seen: > [@](#): > > Did anyone else expect Michael Jackson to bust out of his coffin and moonwalk across the stage? It would be the greatest coming back concert in history. No one would ever top it. I think that was originally from a Bill Simmons column but I saw it on YT first. > [@](#): > > OMG it’s a farmers conspiracy I’mma make a documentary and call it Loose Corn. > [@](#): > > If you want justice, go to a whorehouse. > > If you want to get fucked, go to a court room. > [@](#): > > Do you think in 200 years internet paleontologists will be sifting through this crap and saying “WHAT THE FUCK?” > [@](#): > > Whatever, a woman is pretty much just a fleshlight that judges you. Tell your mom that. > [@](#): > > that guy is either asleep or really asian > [@](#): > > Slob on my knob like corn on the cob b\_tch