# Hilariously bad poetry page! Come and laugh! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 20, 2001, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilariously-bad-poetry-page-come-and-laugh/82870 "2001-09-20T20:28:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lucki\_Chaarms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2001, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilariously-bad-poetry-page-come-and-laugh/82870/1 "2001-09-20T20:28:12Z")
I think I can safely say that I was the one on the boards who discovered “Asian Prince” even though I didn’t get credit on the Wierd Earl’s. I laughed even harder at this site, which is saying something. I found it earlier today, and both myself and the girl sitting next to me were asked to leave the hallway we were sitting in because we were laughing too loud. [Here it is](http://www.maxpages.com/nichola/drug_poems). Be sure and check out the other poetry pages too. Hehe. Especially the “Rude Poems”. They seem not to be funny like they want to be, just so bizarre that you can’t help but laugh. Especially that one poem where like every word is “poon”. Lemme know what you think. LC ---
**Author:** ![Lucki\_Chaarms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2001, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilariously-bad-poetry-page-come-and-laugh/82870/2 "2001-09-20T20:30:23Z")
> [@](#): > > This poem is dedicated to Mark. > Luckly for him he’s sorted his self out. I LOVE THAT. Oh god, there is something so pathetically hilarious there. LC ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2001, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilariously-bad-poetry-page-come-and-laugh/82870/3 "2001-09-20T20:57:59Z")
Actually, I find that site poignant and if these people find that writing dreadful poetry is a way to heal, more power to them. However, one gripe: _ **THERE ARE RHYME SCHEMES BESIDES A-A, B-B, C-C, ETC-ETC, PEOPLE!** _ Uh, thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Lucki\_Chaarms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2001, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilariously-bad-poetry-page-come-and-laugh/82870/4 "2001-09-20T22:08:07Z")
Poignant, eh? > [@](#): > > The depth of my poon > is very deep > but when you weep > it doesnt creep > now dont you make a peep… You were saying? ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2001, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilariously-bad-poetry-page-come-and-laugh/82870/5 "2001-09-20T23:27:06Z")
They make the same mistake all writers of bad poetry nowadays do: attention to rhyme, but not the slightest clue about meter. :rolleyes: Poetry doesn’t have to rhyme of course, but bad poets haven’t learned this. But if you want to rhyme a poem, then you’re obligated to know something about meter. These people wouldn’t know a metrical foot if it kicked them in the ass. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2001, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilariously-bad-poetry-page-come-and-laugh/82870/6 "2001-09-21T02:00:15Z")
I shudder when I think of the hideous poems I used to write in junior high. Hey, maxpages-cartoon dolls-I love those things! They’re so much fun.