# Hilariously mangled spam-speak **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 10, 2015, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilariously-mangled-spam-speak/722179 "2015-06-10T17:11:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2015, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hilariously-mangled-spam-speak/722179/1 "2015-06-10T17:11:46Z")
So I finally got all my email accounts and forwarders updated to reduce a torrent of spam - which came from using several of the addresses in job searches, meaning that at least a few reached spam lists through brand-name recruiters, but never mind. I have a couple of contact addresses that are thoroughly ruined but I have to keep monitoring because they’re on business cards and the like. But they go into a special holder. It’s fun to have a clear picture of when and where spam comes from, especially when I get two or three complete diverse ones at the same time. Anyway, this one just dropped into the thundermug along with a more usual assortment: > [@Your Phone Is Busy](#): > > National Student Loan Status: Contact us at: xxx-xxx-xxxx (M F 6am - 5pm PST) > > In case you have national figuratively speaking, you may well be able to consolidate your loans and spend less. You’ll want national figuratively speaking to qualify and presently be out of institution. > > On top of that, your installments are derived from your overall money and after 300 obligations (120 for civil servants) your debt is understood (plus it doesn’t hurt your credit). > > Contact us at xxx-xxx-xxxx (M F 6am - 6pm PST) to speak to one-of our friendly providers Now, I can see catching a few guilty parties with overdue student loans, but… really?