# Hillary Clinton looks like the kind of lady who.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 20, 2008, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clinton-looks-like-the-kind-of-lady-who/449930 "2008-05-20T02:35:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clinton-looks-like-the-kind-of-lady-who/449930/1 "2008-05-20T02:35:24Z")
We might as well make this series complete. Hillary Clinton looks like the kind of lady who keeps your ball when you knock it over her fence. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clinton-looks-like-the-kind-of-lady-who/449930/2 "2008-05-20T02:45:07Z")
… who assigned tough homework when you were in her English class. ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clinton-looks-like-the-kind-of-lady-who/449930/3 "2008-05-20T02:51:39Z")
Who will lick her thumb and smear it across your face if you’ve got a smudge of dirt on your cheek. ---
**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clinton-looks-like-the-kind-of-lady-who/449930/4 "2008-05-20T07:51:54Z")
…looks at sharks with admiration bordering on envy for being such perfect, streamlined killing machines. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clinton-looks-like-the-kind-of-lady-who/449930/5 "2008-05-20T11:02:14Z")
…makes coats out of puppies. ---
**Author:** ![Equipoise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/equipoise/32/151_2.png) [@Equipoise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Equipoise)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clinton-looks-like-the-kind-of-lady-who/449930/6 "2008-05-20T11:23:22Z")
Does this crap HAVE to be in Cafe Society? Argh! I thought this would be at least one forum where I don’t have to see the names McCain, Obama or Clinton (none of whom I support)? I thought this was a forum for entertainment, not politics. Can’t there be one place where politicians are outta my face? _fume_ ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clinton-looks-like-the-kind-of-lady-who/449930/7 "2008-05-20T11:38:06Z")
… looks like the kind of [del]lady[/del] politician that would get in your face in Cafe Society. ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clinton-looks-like-the-kind-of-lady-who/449930/8 "2008-05-20T14:08:23Z")
Hillary looks like the kind of lady who the people at Talbots were thinking of when they opened the store. She looks like the kind of lady who could single handedly put a company out of business via her all day calling of HR. She looks like someone who would be best suited serving her country by having a courtroom show on Fox airing at 1:00pm. ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clinton-looks-like-the-kind-of-lady-who/449930/9 "2008-05-20T14:17:07Z")
…who would yell at you to keep your hands out of the cookie jar before supper. ---
**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clinton-looks-like-the-kind-of-lady-who/449930/10 "2008-05-20T14:21:13Z")
Who would go to that store that has the annual half-price wedding gowns day just to elbow people out of her way with impunity. (Seriously, I would hate to be in her way at the Sam’s Club.) ---
**Author:** ![you\_with\_the\_face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ecccb3/32.png) [@you\_with\_the\_face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/you_with_the_face)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clinton-looks-like-the-kind-of-lady-who/449930/11 "2008-05-20T14:31:45Z")
Hillary looks like the kind of lady who has a list of empowering affirmations that she tells her reflection every morning. She looks like the kind of lady who doesn’t remember most people’s name but plays if off by never addressing anyone by name. She looks like the kind of lady who missed being her high school valedictorian by two hundredths of a GPA point and still hasn’t gotten over it. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clinton-looks-like-the-kind-of-lady-who/449930/12 "2008-05-20T14:39:03Z")
Who reads [_Is Sex Necessary?_](http://www.amazon.com/gp/reader/0060733144/ref=sib_dp_pt#reader-link) and thinks it’s a straight-up scientific study, with the thesis, “No, it isn’t.” ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clinton-looks-like-the-kind-of-lady-who/449930/13 "2008-05-20T14:48:12Z")
The sort that registers her child in the exclusive kindgergarten class as soon as it is born. The sort that yells at the umpires at little league games The sort that goes through her aunt’s jewelry when she dies and decides which relative gets what, keeping the choice pieces for herself ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clinton-looks-like-the-kind-of-lady-who/449930/14 "2008-05-20T14:48:14Z")
Hillary looks like the kind of lady who would pitch her Girl Scouts troop in a fucking _vicious_ cookie-selling competition. Hillary looks like the kind of lady who questions your commitment to Sparkle Motion. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clinton-looks-like-the-kind-of-lady-who/449930/15 "2008-05-20T15:01:41Z")
[QUOTE=ElvisL1ves] … who assigned tough homework when you were in her English class. [/QUOTE] … on the second-to-last day of school. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clinton-looks-like-the-kind-of-lady-who/449930/16 "2008-05-20T15:02:52Z")
[QUOTE=Equipoise] Does this crap HAVE to be in Cafe Society? Argh! I thought this would be at least one forum where I don’t have to see the names McCain, Obama or Clinton (none of whom I support)? I thought this was a forum for entertainment, not politics. Can’t there be one place where politicians are outta my face? _fume_ [/QUOTE] I kind of agree with this. These threads should be in either the game forum or MPSIMS. IMHO. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clinton-looks-like-the-kind-of-lady-who/449930/17 "2008-05-20T15:07:36Z")
Hillary looks like the kind of lady who attended every single guillotining during the French revolution, knitting furiously. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clinton-looks-like-the-kind-of-lady-who/449930/18 "2008-05-20T15:09:27Z")
Like the type of woman who would hate having a dog jump in her lap. ---
**Author:** ![E-Sabbath](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e19adc/32.png) [@E-Sabbath](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-Sabbath)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clinton-looks-like-the-kind-of-lady-who/449930/19 "2008-05-20T15:14:05Z")
She looks like everything Martha Stewart wants to be. ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2008, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clinton-looks-like-the-kind-of-lady-who/449930/20 "2008-05-20T15:24:37Z")
has a certain “understanding” with her charming, but very irresponsible, husband. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hillary-clinton-looks-like-the-kind-of-lady-who/449930.md?page=2)